Hahaha 🤣 glad to hear it!

And thank you!

So glad to hear you got along well with the big dong.

I've tried anal toys in the past and good grief, some of them ain't for me (I'm clearly very tight) so I know that pain all too well. Looking forward to the update!

Sometimes all you need is a tasty dong, amirite?

Keep going with those toys, and you'll be our human Kirby!

Very nice and very wholesome!

I have wondered this myself in the past!

Hey! Sorry for the long delay in responding! It's been a busy last week and current week!

It seems like last week was the week of abstinence for a lot of us! 🤣

Of course, I pledged to quit using escorts/sex workers for sex. As promised, I've done just that!

I've signed up to Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge. The only women who have matched with me are basically cryptoscammers from Singapore.

I did choose to open myself up to being matched with males for the sake of seeing if my account was being hidden by the algorithms. Considering I was flooded with male matches, I'm not being hidden - women just keep swiping left every time they see me 🥲

I'm sure I need to take a deeper look at my profile to make sure I haven't said anything offputting or not having too many selfies (very guilty of the latter - I feel like guys just don't ask their friends to take pictures of them near landmarks and shit).

So all in all, no hanky-pany, and no dates. Boo!

I did go to a charity event and saw lots of old friends, so that was awesome! Not so awesome? Getting the flu. This is why I've taken so long to respond to this thread, so my deepest apologies.

Going back to sex workers/escorting - I'm not going to lie, I do have a deep hankering to go back to the escort and have some fun, but I do realise that's the lizard part of my brain that enjoys having sex on a tap. I also know it's not good to have that expectation of women (even women in sex work) that are ready to have sex on my beck and call.

It is hard trying to challenge that lizard brain that wants nookie, but I also have to realise that the reason why I'm leaving it behind was the realisation that there are a lot of ethical issues around sex work - the escort I frequented accidentally admitted that there are times she doesn't want to have sex, but effectively "encourages" herself to go through with it as she needs the money.

Now that sounds a lot like coercion to me - and it's not the relationship dynamic that I want from anyone. So it's just another week of putting a lid on it.

Glad to see someone saw it as funny 😁

Haha aww, this is sweet!

Not sure about biting, but I love being kissed on the neck. I may be like "hurr durr I'm a man, well 'ard, innit" but kiss me on the neck and you can probably get my credit card details off me...

Wow! That must've been pretty cool (but also pretty difficult to get hard for obvious reasons!)

I was about to say I'm surprised her spine hasn't collapsed.

Her original boobs are big too, but this is ridonkulous

They are absolutely perfect!!

Honestly, same.