In certain U.S. states they send you an itemized bill for your own incarceration.

I would like to join you on this hill

I can't remember the specific name, but I am playing the latest in the Monkey Island series. I know it got a lot of hate online due to its unique graphics, but it has all the humor I always loved about Monkey Island and it is definitely worth playing. Especially since it is free on gamepass

"No. Do not throw away. I give you happy poopy time."

-overly expensive Japanese toilet

"Nah-nah?"

I am a lawyer. I am not your lawyer, and nothing contained within this comment can be used to create an attorney client relationship between us.

That being said, investigating getting a Guardianship through your county probate court. Should take care of all your needs.

Did we learn nothing from the lesson of Ed Gruberman?

You are doing the Lord's work, good sir