Doggo does look knowledgeable

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What wacky shenanigans will Gabe and the gang get up to during their struggle for dignity and freedom from class oppression??

source: idk someone sent it to me, apologies original creator

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I split "slrpnk" like "slrp-nk" in my head and assumed it was something about beatniks but instead you're slurpin' (slurping what, I didn't know; I left that up to the peeps in the instance), hence I'd read "slurpnik" every time I saw the instance.

After seeing this community in the slurpnik instance I do see now that I've been denigrating y'all this entire time in my mind, and I just wanted to apologize.

Delete this if it's too offensive to be called slurpniks or if it's too off topic, thx!

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[-] glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 59 points 1 month ago

Dipshits don’t even get it’s this based on this painting https://musee-magnin.fr/en/node/19 which is in a French museum, about the gods of Olympus, and includes the lyre you see in the recreation. It’s not the last supper which is in Italy and not in France. Similar framing of course - clearly on purpose - but who cares. What dumbasses, outrage machine go burrr

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[-] glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 127 points 2 months ago

Ah, I see I am in the presence of a preeminent N64 titty connoisseur

[-] glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 60 points 4 months ago

Furiously masturbating on a train too, I see

[-] glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 57 points 4 months ago

Yea he got a soul now, I would be too 😩😩

[-] glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 63 points 5 months ago

You def get it Ur blasted, leaving the club at close with yo best bitches, and you’re responsible so you get ya ride. The app says ya ride is a Kia Chevy Juke and y’all’s abs cooked but one of yous is tryin hard cause you n yo best bitches don’t wanna get kidnapped Also you hit the club in March so it’s cold af at 4 am

[-] glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 60 points 6 months ago

Anyone who thinks someone who has the wherewithal to vote uncommitted to protest the genocide of the Palestinians by Israel in the Democratic-only primary but not realize that the fascist republican party is significantly worse than Biden for the general election is arguing in bad faith.

[-] glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 65 points 6 months ago

The whole joke plays into a terminally horny me-me emoji copypasta that people liked to crank out a few years ago - making it β€œmoldy”! The point is the emojis! Here’s one for dickmas that takes it to 11:

MERRYπŸŽ…COCKMASπŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ“πŸ“πŸ“πŸ“ AND HAPPY 😁 HOE-LIDAYS 😲😲😲😩😩😩 MERRYπŸŽ…COCKMASπŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ“πŸ“πŸ“πŸ“ AND HAPPY 😁 HOE-LIDAYS 😲😲😲😩😩😩 THIS YEAR πŸ“† I'M DEFINITELY βœ… ON THE 😈😈😈NAUGHTY😈😈😈LISTπŸ“œπŸ“ BECAUSE I'M πŸ‘ˆA GIGANTIC πŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŽ„β„HO-HO-HOMOSEXUALβ„πŸŽ„πŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆ WHICH IS NOT πŸ™…β€β™€οΈβŒ VERY CHRISTIAN β›ͺπŸ™ BUT I STILL CAN APPRECIATE 😜 SAINT DICK βœ¨πŸŽ‰βœ¨πŸŽ‰ I CAN'T WAIT FOR πŸŽ…SANTAπŸŽ… TO SLIDE DOWN MY CHIMNEY β¬‡πŸ πŸ˜œπŸ’¦ AND STUFF MY STOCKING 🧦🎁😜 FULL OF DILDOS πŸ˜±πŸ† AND PENIS PARAPHERNALIA πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ BECAUSE I'M JUST A LITTLE 🀏 FESTIVE πŸŽ„πŸŽ…πŸ€Άβ›„β„πŸŽFAGGOTπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ†πŸ†πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦

SO TO ALL MY πŸ’‹πŸ‘„πŸ’‹πŸ‘„πŸ’‹SLUTTY πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹ SANTA'S πŸŽ…πŸŽ…πŸΏπŸŽ…πŸ½πŸŽ…πŸ» LITTLE HELPERS πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ‘πŸ‘& HORNY 😩😈 CHRISTMAS ELVES οΏ½οΏ½πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ§πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ§πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ REMEMBER LET IT "SNOW" πŸŒ¨πŸŒ¨πŸŒ¨β„β„β„β„β›„β›„β›„πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ AND DON'T FORGET TO 🌟✨🌟✨DECORATE✨🌟✨🌟 YOUR "TREE" πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ† I'LL BE WAITING πŸ•šπŸ••πŸ•  UNDER THE MISTLETOE πŸƒπŸ¦Ά WRAPPED UP IN RIBBON πŸ˜³πŸŽπŸŽ€πŸ’ WAITING ⏱ FOR YOU πŸ‘†TO UNWRAP πŸ˜³πŸŽ€ ME SO WE CAN TASTE πŸ‘…πŸ’¦ EACHOTHER'S CANDY CANES πŸ¬βœ¨πŸ¬βœ¨πŸ¬βœ¨πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦

[-] glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 67 points 10 months ago

I’d guzzle

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