Tiling Window Managers. Now that I've been using them for some years I don't understand how stacking is the standard, it's such a waste of time to manage stuff.

Same for the music industry, just pick some random 90s hit and make it 10 times worse.

Skill issue

Kinda weird to categorize distros into difficulty levels especially when they're not particularly difficult.

This is beyond inaccurate...

From your moms house.

Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins would be my vibe I guess

I can't say the same about my 2012 mbp, it's been basically useless for like 5 years now.