I asked my sponge in the bath last night and it denied this was anything to do with 'big sponge'. Someone is trying to do a hit job on them and they firmly believe it is a conspiracy between the whales and coral.

They used paragliders

Just remember to spit not swallow

It’s not me, it’s you

Spray that H2O all over my face

Bye fellatio

Literally not. Unless you think the UK doesn’t exist outside of London.

Never liked him, he always seemed liked a self serving knob head out to use the poor to make him money.

It’s no surprise to see that he’s also now part of the conspiracy movement.

I couldn’t stand to have a pelvis