lol! My ex used to say that to men that would upset him. He’d look at them and say, “boy, you gotta purdy mouth!”

You haven’t seen enough to know that they hire all kinds. Looks has nothing to do with it. Nevertheless, I was making a joke. I’m not attractive, but I have been called pretty in the past. People can be nice sometimes, and I realize that. Others can be not so nice, as is evident by your comment.

Are you into me, and my innie? If so, get into me. My question is, are you a Golden Rectangle?

But no beef flaps!

This looks exactly like my ex and I, around 2006-2009. Even his face, the fedora, and the guitar are correct. Any time I mention his name, someone related to his wife harasses me. He left me to be with her, reassuring me that he never cheated on me with her, while apart. After the break up, he asked her to marry him. This was after asking me to marry him, just before our break up. I had said, “no” because I thought he was cheating. Fairly soon after the break up, they were posting wedding pictures. I ended up marrying some stranger that my friend set me up with after hearing my ex left me. This picture hurts.

Conker’s Bad Fur day, is that you? Did you bring my N64, and my best friend from childhood, too?!

If I had used actual Guinness, yes. The store only had 0%, though. I thought, sure, it’ll taste like a Guinness! Nope. Bitter. Here’s hoping the roast isn’t totaled by it.

😆 Aww, thank you!

I’m going to be so poor soon.

Thank you. I’ll check that out. I left the haters something else to hate in my other posts. Hate away, world!

Well, I didn’t have to show you my pot roast. I could have showed you something else, but judging by some of your past comments it looks like you’d be more into pot roast. Good luck finding that goth mtf fantasy you mentioned. I can only offer pot roast, and non-man parts. 🤷‍♀️

I’m afraid this will be me in a couple of months, after my job assignment ends.