Pretty sure it just means that it goes to Biden next, not that they did it for Biden

Capitalism

Holy shit I thought this was like a bone hurting juice or parody at first lmao

According to their logic, Biden could order Seal Team 6 to kill Trump and then immediately resign, and he wouldn’t be able to be convicted.

That last paragraph, Jesus fucking Christ

God no

Read this as “free speech abolitionist”

I feel like this quote was intended to be sarcastic, but idk, Poe’s law after all.

Lmao this is meeee rn

Those socks are not for walking ;3

Didn’t they just get FDA approval for human testing on this stuff?

Also helpful for people with trouble reading tone in text cuz of things like autism.