welp, there goes my budget for this month...

My mom beat my ass on the regular for any and every reason. Fuck this post.

Most of the dudes I know who aren't currently married just don't expect to have a relationship at all at this point in their lives (mostly middle age IT guys). The consensus is online dating isn't worth it to even bother with and it's hard AF to meet anyone in the real world so they focus on their hobbies and socialize with their bros instead. There's no animosity towards women and there are a few women that come out with us when we go to the bar but nobody is pursuing romance.

Seems like if jettisoning weight was the issue dumping some of the less essential supplies would work just as well...

I can see how this would be a concern in theory but currently google can't even find me the products I'm looking for even when I type in exact parameters so we're a long way off from it predicting not only what you need but how desperate you are for it.

Ive read through this entire thread and I still don't know who or what this is referring to.

Mine has an ex from a decade ago at the top of the list. I haven't communicated with that woman in years.

They don't allow privacy fences. Only shitty metal picket fences you can see through. Can't go outside without everyone on the street all up in your business and everyone's fucking dogs are constantly barking at each other and getting loose because their fence isn't tall enough to keep them from jumping it.

is SalesTM fully functional?

I think ship to ship Star Trek would wreck Star Wars in most cases. If Star Wars manages to board Star Trek though it'd be a different story.

I was clearing 3 Goosebumps books a week at that age (Until I ran through them all and switched to the Redwall series). I didn't have the internet back then though and had to share the TV and game consoles with my brother so there were less distractions. Good job to the kids.

Everyone knows European badgers live in a volcano forging weapons for their rabbit army.