I'd nail that wood! 🪵 🔨

PS: Post this to c/cockart.

You should post this to the other communities. I'm sure they'd love it there too. The more eyes (and hands and mouths?), on your penis, the better!

As I've said before: don't be a dick; share it! :)

As a scientist, all I can do is respect this...

...and cum to it!

I love your ap-PEEL-ing cock. I love it bunches and bunches! 🍌

Connect for Android still does not sign in.

As a male whose penis has been slaughtered by down votes, this really his home! I really wish people would reserve the down vote for truly offensive content or insulting comments. Down voting just because it's male anatomy is bad. It really reinforces (4) in your list above.

Then again, getting rid of the down vote could be misconstrued and cause confusion. Look at what happened when YouTube disabled the dislike count. People would go crazy and question the integrity and transparency of the community. We could end up curing our twisted ankle by cutting off our leg.

TL; DR: Love the up vote, hate the up voter.

He teases me and tries to not make me cum quickly. He knows he's playing with fire and will eventually burn himself. I love it when he controls me. He let me cum when I begged him for permission.

I did have a few real alarms. Those were no fun!

Sorry for posting late. But the setup of the story explains the delay hehe.

I've been on call at work this week and have had to tend to server alarms at 03:00 and 04:00 in the morning in addition to my normal work. Most are false alarms but I'm duty bound to verify ALL alarms. How annoying!

Anyway, my partner had been up all night and wanted sex with me at these odd hours. In the middle of it, I hear "BEEP!! BEEP!! BEEP!!" Another bloody on call alarm. I didn't give a fuck. I let my partner have his way with me first. After I came, I had a look at the alarm. False alarm yet again. I verified the alarm and cuddled back to sleep.

I was hiking with my partner and we weren't into the hike but into one another. So we hiked a little bit off the trail and got it on. The situation had me so turned on that when I came I roared like a wild animal. I wonder what sort of animal the other hikers nearby thought they were hearing. ;)

Did you yell out "Oh God" when you came?

As a smaller dude, this has happened to me. I love size differences like these. This is ssssooooo HAWT!!