What lie do you tell them?

Saying no one likes Bush may be hyperbole but it's not "misinformation" since the hyperbole is sufficiently self-evident.

Ignore him? Keep counting?

Simply being an inadequate excuse for a man wasn't enough. He had to shout it loud and clear

I'd like to think that kind of ad would swing a fair amount of voters blue, but I guess if they were smart, they'd be blue already.

You say the VP is responsible for immigration?

Excellent, more reason to vote for her. Immigration is awesome.

(Your ancestors were immigrants)

Cross-post the thing to another instance, then share that link.

Trump hates America?

What is America?

A place with a convoluted justice system, that can be bought, and lets rich people go free? Trump loves that.

A place with a propaganda network, which makes weird old farts seem reasonable and worthy of office to the idiot masses? Trump loves that.

A place with relaxed gun laws, emboldening idiots to commit acts of terror against political opponents? Trump loves that.

Trump loves America. Just, you know, the bad parts.

So you want more death, got it. Abstaining from voting for the lesser evil is a choice, and you've made it. Blocked.

Unfortunately, the most secure boxes are also closed and unavailable for those of us who work day shift.

Actual solution:

1. Make the privacy envelopes out of a non-burnable material

2. Design them to completely enclose the ballot

3. Strongly urge their use to reduce the likelihood of ballots lost to arson