Not up to date on my nintendo lore, what did I miss?

who the fuck preorders a PHONE?

What on earth makes you even consider the possibility this could be anything but satire?

Sign into Gnome with your Microsoft account

I think I just had a stroke

Always hits me like a truck when I hear Americans still use SMS

Finally some love for #000000 #FFFFFF <3

A mail server is often mentioned as the first thing you don't wanna bother with hosting yourself

and then?

My neural-ass brain smells pattern

In the end you can always just encrypt the illegal stuff externally before giving it to them...

Reddit keeps kicking mods of subreddits that refuse to open even if it leaves the subs without mods. They then offer the subs to anyone. You can request one and instantly close it down again :D