I think you wanted to say "you f🦆k-cakes"

Or maybe she meant "I agree, but don't post that where EVERYONE can read it!"

Libbed up? Or lubed up?

I thought you said JD was dead? No, I said he sleeps with the fishes

Did you ... Have a bad dream or something?

As awkward teenager at a party :

"hey Mike, go ask Emma if they like me."

"OK....... Hey Emma, do you like Cock?"

Well, Ubisoft, you should be comfortable not owning my money then. Lead by example.

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Oh I'm very comfortable with it. In fact I haven't owned a Ubisoft game in many, many years, and I wasn't about to change that.

The calamari rings are a bit chewy.