That mugshot is hilarious. You just know he was practicing in a mirror looking for something to make him look cool and defiant, and he settles on "toddler intentionally shitting their pants because you told them it's time to get ready for bed" as his preferred expression?

Which is weird since their own book explicitly says life begins at first breath, provides instructions for a cheating detecting potion that'll induce abortion if the woman cheated, etc

I often see people butcher the setup to this joke by asking about favorite Muppets, which makes absolutely no sense. Why would anyone question if the Count falls into the category of Muppet for the punchline?

To be fair, his nut is radioactive as a human as well according to Spider-Man: Reign. Ended up giving MJ cancer which killed her.

And Agua Fria is in New Mexico. Presumably Texas Red is Texan I guess? Though he's not exactly the hero of the story

I don't watch much Simpsons, but the fact that Bart is just casually a canonical telepath, and that it isn't even a one off thing but has come up multiple times, will sometimes pop into my head and the idea is hilarious.

Maybe John Barron, a totally real vice president of one of Trump's companies, will come out of retirement

Donna Troy version of Wonder Girl maybe? Has black hair and was a Titan

I still do, though nearly zero of that is due to virus stuff. I'd say for me it's 95% I'm too lazy to retrain myself to keeping a neutral expression, 4% because hiding my ugly mug seems polite, and 1% sickness reduction ( combination of allergies, flu, covid. Etc)

There are some bullshit laws making helping people illegal, like I think it's illegal to give food to a homeless person some places. Probably hasn't done that?

On the one hand, usual formulation is you only get one question, finding out which is the liar alone is easy but useless as then you're out of questions to actually get through the gate. On the other hand, unless you get the information about the behavior of the guards from a trusted source that isn't them you have no reason to believe them, and in fact they cannot relay the setup to you accurately without giving it away if you assume they're always like that as many do.

To be fair, there's been a site wide spoiler tag for a few years now, but yeah before it was introduced people used NSFW for that if a community didn't allow actual NSFW stuff or whatever