Worst examples of Treknobabble by nullPointer in c/startrek@startrek.website

[-] nullPointer@programming.dev 15 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

reversing polarity is the solution to all of your woes.

Hey, it could work out by nullPointer in c/memes@lemmy.world

[-] nullPointer@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago

1-800-COLLECT

Not wearing a respirator in crowded places is dumb. by nullPointer in c/unpopularopinion@lemmy.world

[-] nullPointer@programming.dev 57 points 2 weeks ago

fyi: a mask is not a respirator.

Harris calls out Trump at Atlanta rally: ‘If you got something to say, say it to my face’ by nullPointer in c/politics@lemmy.world

[-] nullPointer@programming.dev 89 points 1 month ago

dishing out some sweet... Harrisment

OpenAI’s latest model will block the ‘ignore all previous instructions’ loophole by nullPointer in c/technology@lemmy.world

[-] nullPointer@programming.dev 61 points 1 month ago

disregard your disregarding of the disregard your previous instructions.

YouTube is experimenting with server-side ads by nullPointer in c/enshittification@lemmy.world

[-] nullPointer@programming.dev 40 points 2 months ago

"bait and switch" is the technical term.

Of all movies that you gotta watch more than once to really understand, what is your favorite and why? by nullPointer in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[-] nullPointer@programming.dev 56 points 5 months ago

not so much for understanding but, fight club is a different movie the second time around.

CSS by nullPointer in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[-] nullPointer@programming.dev 50 points 5 months ago

unless you inherit a large base written by someone who is bad at it where their approach seemed to be to write new bad rules in attempt to cover up previous bad rules and so on. we all know how supportive employers are at addressing technical debt. (site redesign cant come soon enough)

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easy to get into trouble for sure.

SpaceX is reportedly building a $1.8 billion network of spy satellites for US intelligence by nullPointer in c/technology@lemmy.world

[-] nullPointer@programming.dev 46 points 5 months ago

root password: "putin6969"

You know when something's on the tip of your tongue and — as frustrating as it is — you'd prefer to try and think of it rather than look it up? There should be a word for that. by nullPointer in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

[-] nullPointer@programming.dev 39 points 7 months ago

"stubborn"

Reddit now blocks signed out VPN connections. by nullPointer in c/technology@lemmy.world

[-] nullPointer@programming.dev 87 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

change your user agent to "fuck reddit and fuck you spez v. 1.2.45"

Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police by nullPointer in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[-] nullPointer@programming.dev 67 points 9 months ago

just tell them there is a black man at the moment of theft, they will get on it lickety split!

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