The Problem starts at 4 right, right?

absolutly, for win 95 there is a xfce (like xubuntu or mint xfce) Theme called "chicago 95", not sure about 98 tho

Distro: "Ubuntu with Bing"

Oh does * mean every minute anyway.

Something like: > sftp://telemetry.microsoft.com that would be even better.

are you a doctor by any chance?

Using Linux is just the first step to leaving tech and becoming a farmer. And we all want it one day

thats a reason to use the uuid in the fstab

next step: the system asks for the sudo passwort to confirm 😅

Is Tux playing Cards with the Plan 9 Mascot

Are you using uranium as fuel?

Software doesn't work, Boss: send Dick Pick