So... A lazy creator? That tracks.

Sorry, is that an attempt to lampoon someone's accent or the audio team?

Back in the day, I've: "shown off" to the GF (at the time) by bench pressing her; helped a good friend avoid an STD by tossing her over my shoulder and walking out of a house party while she cackled for me to spank her (past the party crowd that included her older sister and new brother-in-law); held a partner up against the wall during Discovery Channel funtimes, etc.

I can say with utmost certainty: that look on her face means she's about to be picking pieces of his face out of her nails. 🫣

Ooh, she expensive.

Get their dicks outta your mouth, APN. The flick is a steaming pile. Full stop.

Good goddamn, red. Forget about just my soul, how many more do you want? 👀🙇🏽‍♂️

Reddit. 🤷🏽‍♂️

edit: Scratch that. I stand corrected. I've deleted the original comment to help keep its fallacies from showing up in searches and I hope y'all keep your pooches well away from all things caffeinated. 😶❤️

Ooh, lovely!

It's just such a relief that you're doing your daily best to post the content we all so clearly need from this community. I've been meaning to thank you for your hard work.

I can hear this picture.

The original inspiration for The Wolverine, back in the day.