Yeah I was judging him harsh until I saw that

Have a bag of Cheetos as a placeholder on the other podium

The euphemism treadmill

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Effective at what though? I thought the main point of wearing a mask was that you were less likely to spread your sickness to others, especially if you weren't symptomatic yet.

Can I just say that this is my absolute favorite picture of him. It's the exact same expression my kids made when they shit in their diapers.

You only wait that long if they've determined you're not actually an emergency.

I don't think that would work, hospice nurses are pretty chill. I mean no matter how much of an asshole you are, they know they can smugly wait and watch you die.

How can you shoot women and children?!?!

Easy, you just don't lead them as much

This really puts covfefe into perspective

Why not both?

I was using Jerboa before and was unable to comment. So yeah Sync.