[-] tekeous@usenet.lol 42 points 1 week ago

Probably because the sound is hardcoded into the firmware, because Apple, and fuck you

[-] tekeous@usenet.lol 30 points 1 week ago

This is an excellent meme format

[-] tekeous@usenet.lol 33 points 1 month ago

average One Piece camera angle

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[-] tekeous@usenet.lol 38 points 3 months ago

Jokes on you I never update my proxmox

[-] tekeous@usenet.lol 268 points 3 months ago

Are you joking? I’ve saved thousands, maybe hundreds of thousands, by waiting for Steam Sales and buying games at a reasonable price for me(I’m poor) rather than paying $60 a game. Nobody else does this(When was the last time Nintendo put Mario Kart on sale?)

The statement “Steam overcharges gamers” is self-defeating and hilarious.

[-] tekeous@usenet.lol 109 points 3 months ago

Appears to be made out of some kind of tree

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I ran into someone today who unironically had this degree. They were unable to actually explain it to me, and I was unable to verify they were not a skinwalker. The website doesn’t actually say what it is.

I’m convinced biomimicry professional is skinwalker training

[-] tekeous@usenet.lol 71 points 5 months ago

I removed the transmission from my car but now it won’t drive

[-] tekeous@usenet.lol 36 points 5 months ago

And while we’re at it, so-called “premium” domains are a load of bullshit. My last name .net(which is not a common last name, by the way) is $2795 for the first month, because somebody with a solid gold dildo up their ass decided it should be so.

[-] tekeous@usenet.lol 27 points 6 months ago

I’m so down bad I’d kiss systemd

[-] tekeous@usenet.lol 121 points 9 months ago

Lemmy McLemmyface

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Air is better than water

[-] tekeous@usenet.lol 28 points 10 months ago

I ran 'rm -rf ~' because I fat fingered the ~ instead of the 1 and wiped my home folder

[-] tekeous@usenet.lol 24 points 11 months ago

Nobody tells me not to be horny 😤

Now what can those wings do daddy

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