[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 1 points 30 minutes ago

Thanks for the sauce!

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

You're lecturing like it's a Ted Talk and this is your one chance for glory, but this is a shitposting community. Shitposting means dark-gray-ish humor from and for people who already know the historical context of the memes and cartoons. This is not a freshman survey on the history of the 20th century Middle East, you're just mentally masturbating.

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Me too. I thought that shiz was a redaction of a model and serial number.

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

Based warning, I like this Tusk more and more. Everything from his name to his hoodie says, I just want to stand on the beach and drink a cold beer.

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Fist bumps, even if you have crab claws!

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Thank you, you are the morale officer of the Shitties* Edit: shitties are the denizens of sh.itjust.works. ;)

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

"Country roads, take me home, to the place I belong . .." RIP Merlin, you were tha Guvnah!

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Ok, but this is NCD. Would you like a flute of Trader Joe's finest champagne? It's not very good, but it's free.

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

Microwave ovens. Pizza pockets are haram now.

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The beardy Riker one is so right in so many ways. EDIT: fixed spelling

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Anyone else wanna negotiate?

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I'm ok with that. I am drinking cheap, dry champagne right now in real life.

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New frontiers in perimeter defense for South Korea, as presidential complex security finds a present from the Norks on the roof. "Citadel 3 to Citadel Actual, I need sawdust and a scraper at roof access sector 7." It's been quite a month for the reputations of presidential security services around the world. Which one would you MOST or LEAST want to join, even if you could write your own ticket?

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South Korean private citizens send snack cakes, pamphlets, movies and K-Pop, North Korea's defense ministry sends (or strongly condones sending) dookie and trash, says that their deliveries represent how hard it is for the DPRK to get rid of their trash. I THINK WE KNOW who the real victims are here.

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14642241

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14642231

cross-posted from: https://real.lemmy.fan/post/2770288

They need help scanning twenty more pallets of stuff.

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14642231

cross-posted from: https://real.lemmy.fan/post/2770288

They need help scanning twenty more pallets of stuff.

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Forgive me, I can't post any images directly from Firefox/Android version of Lemmy and don't know htf to use image hosting yet. I want all of the Best Brains to come together for a moment of reflection. I just saw the episode of TOS in which Kirk, Spock and McCoy put their lives on the line against T'Pring the Spicy Senorita in a game of Horny Death Chess. Please, reflect: who would choose Stonn over Spock? Real estate and post code swagger worth having to "consort" with someone who is not your equal socially, aesthetically or intellectually? Was Stonn playing the long game to move up the social ladder? Was there a "Downton"-esque world of servants and farmers back on Spock's estates, just praying that T'Pring didn't take over The Manor?

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AI interpreting images, yawn. AI interpreting language, what a trip! All credit to @animelvr_269 on Nightcafe, of course.

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Frakkin amazing image of a black pearl by @chrisfrancois on Nightcafe. We need more art like this on Nightcafe. NOT my work, credit to chrisfrancois.

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The story of a man, a man, perhaps, on par with the legendary Lawnchair Larry. Let us dance the dance of life while Z rounds fall around us.

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Glorious non credible story of a man who WOULD NOT BE 360NOSCOPED.

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So what the heckin heck, my delegates? Any chance at all that this catering company owner recorded while NOT having his hand pressed to the flattop in his own kitchen? He says he's alive, his friends say he's alive, the Geiger counter taped to his head is overclocking.

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Prighozin tries to show proof of life with an audio-only message. He's never heard of deepfakes, he's just the caterer.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by verity_kindle@lemmy.world to c/maliciouscompliance@lemmy.world

How do you properly conjugate "Reddit" in Latin? First, you need to know if the proper noun, "Reddit", is male or female and base the conjugation of the verbs in the sentence on its gender , just as in Spanish or French. Reddito? As in "Carthago Delenda Est"? At first, it seemed easy to just use "Reddito", since Carthage was a city and Reddit is a community of sorts. The I realized that Reddit is no longer a community, but a hostage situation. What gender to use, then? Surely the ancient Near Eastern peoples had camps where they held captives or hostages during negotiations. Hostage trading was big business for them. My father in law is a retired Latin teacher, maybe he can help me parse this out.

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