looks out your backyard window

so that is why you have a helicopter...

Damn, that's the shortest memory I've ever seen. I'd give you a medal or something, but you might forget what it is and try to eat it.

uwu siwwy widdle babies

Clearly you haven't tried yet. Where's Bob the builder at?

I can kill off mosquitoes and spiders in the same go? smashes that mosquito-nuke button so hard that it's shattered to dust

"excuse me, are you going to eat that?"

"uhhh, no; you can have it"

"thanks!* walks off with baby

Plot twist: it's their (child's) 260th birthday and they still won't move out of the fucking house

Luckily I don't have to be concerned about this hypothetical situation, as I have The Gay™️. I'll be sipping on my margarita, amused while the family that wanted to 'try having a child' is in tears as their 260 year old child throws their hotel mattress from the 6th floor balcony.

sip

"dating" (fucking) apps: ew ❌

becoming a furry and then dating exclusively within the fandom for a much smaller pool of candidates but that are generally much more intelligent and just as socially awkward as you so the awkwardness cancels itself out: ☑️

My first unofficial bf (really early in my teens) was a normie, and when that collapsed I went furry-only for relationships, never looked back. Had some amazing relationships due to it. The intelligence bar is much, much higher, so when you get into a conversation, it's a deep, insightful, intriguing topic. My ex, he has adhd, autism, and several other quirks, and I could listen to him talk about stuff for hours, literally. The excitement he got from discussing something he was interested and passionate about, made topics I know nothing about and/or care nothing about, interesting; and I would always learn a nugget or two of information. And because furries are typically all weird as fuck, nothing is really weird. It's liberating to just speak your mind without being worried about being judged or criticized.

I tried to dip my toes into the traditional dating/hookup apps a decade or so ago. Assholes as far as the eye can see, nothing meets their standards and they will demean you because of it. Fuck them all, and not in the fun way.

Ahh good to know

You drive a gold '93 Corolla in base configuration, don't you?

95 it is then

I literally was up until 5a this morning helping a friend try to search and distrohop because Mint, Ubuntu, and Fedora all had issues with returning to desktop mode after being put in tablet/slate mode. Keyboard and touchpad just never reenabled. It goes into tablet mode just fine, but refuses to come out. Tons of threads about disabling the keyboard and touchpad because they don't disable for users, almost none for enabling when put back into laptop form.

It's their first experience with Linux and I'm super frustrated.