[-] xeekei@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago

My cousin slept on my couch for a night, had forgotten to deactivate his alarm for the weekend, so his alarm went off waking me tf up.

So I had to walk out of my room and solve a fucking puzzle I'd never seen before while the bastard slept thru it all

He's the heaviest sleeper on Earth.

[-] xeekei@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

What names shall we give the new weekdays? Because I was thinking maybe we should rename a few existing ones, so no weekdays start with the same letters. Then they can be abbreviated to their respective first letters.

[-] xeekei@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

Arch users uncomfortable when not about us btw

[-] xeekei@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

I often can "will" myself telekinetic powers, but only if I've noticed it's a dream, which means I will quickly wake up.

Dream monsters too pussy to fight me with powers.

[-] xeekei@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

But maybe 500 people are posting 1 MB images? These concepts ain't hard, mate.

[-] xeekei@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

No.

"Captain Solo. Do you copy?" "Commander Skywalker. This is Rogue 2."

So, Han is a Captain and Luke is a Commander in ESB. Tho, I don't know why Han gets a promotion to General when he's just been frozen in carbonite between films.

[-] xeekei@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

If it's an actual official web standard, they might have to.

[-] xeekei@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Mouth? Or is that the scary pit hole?

[-] xeekei@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Wait? American and your soda bottles use litres?

[-] xeekei@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A video about a game and it's not even minimum an hour? Pass. EDIT: I still watched it.

[-] xeekei@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Lol prepare for "PM_ME_[WEIRD_SHIT]".

[-] xeekei@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Gen X: still the forgotten generation.

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