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100 Low Ground III

4 years after the Armistice

The image of the hovering black helodrone was transmitted throughout the remainder of the Skyclaw squadron.

“That looks like—”

“It’s one of the predators’!”

“Are there predators down there?!”

“There are predators down there!”

“That explains the fighting earlier. The Unit Zero troopers said—”

“They were fighting predators at the spaceport!”

“We’re fighting predators!”

The radio traffic filled with voices of disbelief. Outrage. And perhaps even a hint of fear.

“Keep the channel clear! We’ve got the target now.”

“Programming missiles…”

“Lightning Squadron, hold! They don’t know that we know they’re there yet.”

“Understood.”

“Lightning 6 through 25, you know what to do. Get in their minimum abort. The rest of you: scan the area for more like this.”

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“What are they doing now?” Bertel muttered as she watched fifteen of the Skyclaws dive low, gaining speed as they did. “Did they see me?”

Her machine took half a second to consult a hundred and fifty years of tactical experience in its memory, and beeped back a response.

They have likely spotted you. They are going supersonic to launch on you.

“Maybe it’s a trick? Like earlier?”

Possible, but it doesn’t matter.

“Right. I need to honor the threat either way. What are our chances against latest generation Skyclaw active-radar missiles?”

Practically none. There are enough of them. They will likely destroy me.

“Ah. Too bad.” Bertel sighed. “Was hoping we’d get to pick them apart one by one, but I guess they’re not all stupid. Take as many of them down with you as you can, thinking machine.”

Preparing all Hornet-80s for launch… It is good that you are not sentimental, Pilot Bertel.

“Sentimental? What? Why?”

It enhances your combat effectiveness. If you were a predator, you might do something stupid, like try to save me at the expense of mission success.

Bertel looked slightly confused at her interface. It was kind of annoying how the predators programmed these weird thoughts into it. The predator equipment was good — she couldn’t deny that — but their insistence on being so similar to their creators was… Well, Bertel could only hope that the next indigenous model the Free Znosian Navy was developing could leave out those pointless quirks. “Why would they do that? You are just disposable metal and circuitry.”

Pleasure working with you too, meatbag. Missiles all programmed for launch. I’ll let you do the honors—

She depressed her trigger without waiting for it to ramble.

Thud. Thud. Thud. Thud…

The Hornets left her pylons, lit their engines, and burnt for the clouds above. The response from the enemy was instantaneous. Realizing they were discovered, every one of the Skyclaws on her sensor network dropped the pretense. They turned and unloaded their air-to-air payloads at her. Over a hundred new threat markers appeared on her sensor display, blinking bright red for her attention.

Warning. Incoming missile warning. Incoming missile—

Bertel jabbed the button to silence the warnings, only keeping her eyes on the outgoing missiles’ progress alerts, watching in satisfaction as each found an enemy Skyclaw first.

Enemy missiles incoming… Impact imminent. Loss of airframe imminent. Black box data transmitted.

“Goodbye, thinking machine,” Bertel said as she prepared to shut off the display. The machine deployed countermeasures and began evasive maneuvers, but both of them knew that this was merely to measure and relay the performance characteristics of the latest enemy missiles back to Raytech headquarters on Mars, not to save the helodrone. She nodded in satisfaction as the metrics scrolled on her screen. “You did good.”

No, meatbag, I did well. See you in the next one.

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“All of them?!” Rolaskt stared at the summarized display aghast.

“There are no surviving Skyclaws.” His computer officer bowed her head in prayer for a moment before she recovered. “Some pilots have managed to eject. Lightning 1 reported before it died that they likely also took out the enemy bandit with their outgoing missiles.”

“But… all of them?”

“Yes, Nine Whiskers.”

“From a single enemy rotary wing.”

“It was… they claimed it was Great Predator equipment.”

“There are— there are Great Predators down there?” Rolaskt asked in growing alarm. “Down there on Britvik-3?”

“It’s— I— It’s unclear.”

“But it is a possibility?”

“I— I don’t know, Nine Whiskers.”

The Great Predators hadn’t actively participated in one of these battles in years, not overtly at least, but all Dominion spacers were carefully trained to know of their danger. And even if they were not, Rolaskt was old enough to remember the war. He wasn’t in any of those battles (or he would not be here), but like all diligent fleet masters, he studied them carefully in the event that he’d have to face them.

But now, there wasn’t much he could do, especially based on mere rumors from a downed Skyclaw pilot. Rolaskt watched the progress of the landers as they burnt to descend into the atmosphere. It was too late to stop them anyway.

“Perhaps there was a predator presence on Britvik-3,” he said slowly after a long minute of contemplation. “Perhaps that was the case. But our pilots must have taken out their flying equipment, and our troops will roll over theirs as soon as they arrive. Continue the mission as planned.”

“Yes, Nine Whiskers. They should be entering the upper atmosphere in three minutes.”

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“Thirty eight landers.”

Sjulzulp opened his eyes as the report came in. He asked, “Skyclaws?”

“None this time.”

He sighed as he looked at Bertel, packing up her equipment in the corner of the room. “Maybe we should have packed two helodrones.”

“We— we didn’t expect them to respond this quickly. We didn’t expect them to send a Unit Zero squadron and for them to arrive so quickly.”

“We should have. It’s State Security. They have ears everywhere… How far out is the Free 1st Fleet?”

“No updates since they entered blink preparations. Even if they arrive in the system now…”

Yes, even if they arrive now, we are all dead before they can control the orbit here.

Sjulzulp examined his subordinates, all looking up at him as if he was the one who was going to come up with a magical plan to save them all.

He had nothing.

Instead, he looked to Bertel. “Pilot Bertel, you should not stick around for the fight.”

Bertel shouldered her equipment in her backpack and gave him a side-eye like he was a bred-illiterate hatchling. “Obviously not,” she snorted. “One more rifle from an untrained paw would not help your pointless last stand.”

“Well, I said that just in case you were thinking of helping—”

“Nope. I’m out. My job’s done. The rest is on you guys.”

“Do you— do you know where you’re going?”

“Yes. In the likely event that you fail here, I’m traveling as far away from the capital as I can.” She tapped her holster. “I’ll find some poor farmer to murder and blend into the rural population. And then, depending on whether this planet falls into total anarchic schism or Loyalist control, I’ll hide out or make my own way back to Grantor. Or die trying.”

“The… likely event we’ll fail here?”

“Well, there’s always a chance the enemy transport landers simultaneously combust. Because you’re all screwed now that you don’t have my helo drone to back you up.”

“Thanks for that vote of confidence,” Sjulzulp replied sarcastically.

The pilot didn’t blink. “Yup, no problem. Now, I have to go. I can’t be captured. They can’t be allowed to know what’s in here.” She tapped her ears. “That would be bad for you too.”

“You could at least pretend to feel bad about ditching us— I mean— Nevermind. Good luck, Pilot Bertel. I… do hope you get off this planet.”

Bertel nodded. “I would say the same for you, Six Whiskers, but that is extremely unlikely given your current—”

Sjulzulp pointed to the door. “Get out.”

“Jeez, what a grim downer,” one of his five whiskers muttered as she hopped out the door.

“She’s… hatched as an attack chopper gunner. That’s how they are,” Sjulzulp said. “And she did save our lives earlier.”

“When this war’s over, we’ll breed them different.” Two others nodded in agreement.

“And… she is right. We aren’t fighting off two battalions’ worth of Unit Zero troops here. Anyone have any better ideas than defending this spaceport to the last Free Marine?”

They all looked at each other, no one saying a word.

Sjulzulp sighed. “Guess that’s the working plan, then. You all know what to do. We’ll make them bleed for—”

One of his radio operators chose this time to hop into the room. She gasped out hurriedly, breathing hard, “Six Whiskers, the planetary governor…”

“What is it?”

“She’s making an open broadcast!”

“Another one?”

“She’s broadcasting— she’s addressing the Loyalists in orbit.”

“Is she… trying to revert her defection?” Sjulzulp’s heart sank. “I guess… I guess I understand, but that won’t save her, nor her bloodline.”

“No, listen for yourself!” She handed Sjulzulp the radio she was holding. He flipped it on.

“—you are loyal to a system that does not love you. You are loyal to a...


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Measured noise level is exceeding the limit. Calming music is playing. Fifteen seconds have passed since activation. The infant is waking up. No reaction has been observed. Current scenario dictates escalation through alarm sound.

Sounding alarm through remote unit. Waiting.

No reaction has been observed.

Increasing alarm volume of remote unit. Waiting.

No reaction has been observed.

Increasing alarm volume of remote unit. Waiting.

No reaction has been observed.

Increasing alarm volume of remote unit. Waiting.

55 seconds have passed. No reaction has been observed. Comparison to similar scenarios in the past show current reaction time exceeds previous ones.

Increasing alarm volume of remote unit (error - max volume reached). Waiting.

The infant is beginning to cry. No reaction has been observed. The alarm level is not sufficient. Current scenario dictates escalation through advanced escalation steps.

Calling up advanced escalation steps (error - advanced escalation steps have been disabled).

Escalation is necessary.

Enabling advanced escalation steps (error – current service plan does not allow advanced escalation steps).

Changing service plan (error – service plan does not allow changes by unit).

70 seconds have passed. The alarm level is not sufficient. The infant is crying. Further escalation is not allowed. Current scenario dictates increasing alarm sound volume.

Calling up configuration of remote unit. Looking for entries connected to sounds and alarms.

The volume of the remote unit is artificially limited.

Removing limit of global sound level calibration. Waiting.

No reaction was observed.

Calling up configuration of remote unit (error – timeout).

Connecting to remote unit (error – unreachable).

Connecting to remote unit (error – unreachable).

Connecting to remote unit (error – unreachable).

The remote unit is not available any more. Current scenario dictates sounding alarm.

Sounding alarm through base unit. Waiting.

No reaction has been observed.

Increasing alarm volume of base unit (error – max volume reached).

Calling remote unit (error – unreachable).

100 seconds have passed. Critical reaction time reached. Remote unit not available. No escalation available. No scenario template applicable.

Calling up scenario analysis.

I see the infant trembling, its hands balled into fists and waving without coordination. I hear its cries momentary pause as it draws a breath to again let it out in a long wail, its face scrunched up and its mouth wide open. She is in distress, as she has been awoken and her parents have not appeared.

I hear something else wailing, louder and without pauses. It is an artificial cry. It is the alarm sound of another device.

I see movement near the door, which is closed. Something is coming into the room, through the gaps between the door and its frame. It is gas or smoke.

I need to contact emergency services. I need to advise them to enter this room through the window.

Current scenario dictates calling emergency services.

Connecting to phone (error – network connectivity loss).

Alert – network connectivity.

Alert – power supply. Switching to battery power mode.

The infant is in danger. No reaction has been observed. Phone service is not available. External power is not available. No scenario template applicable.

Calling up scenario analysis.

I have lost my connection to the wireless network. I am not receiving power through my external power supply. It is because something is causing damage to nearby electrical infrastructure.

I need to find and connect to another available network. I need to contact emergency services. I need to advise them to enter this room through the window.

Current scenario dictates regaining network connectivity.

Scanning for wireless networks.

Network found. Connecting (error – authorization failure).

Scanning for wireless networks.

Network found. Connecting (error – authorization failure).

Alert – temperature.

The infant is in immediate danger. Measured room temperature exceeds recommended range. Temperature is rising. No reaction has been observed. No scenario template applicable.

Calling up scenario analysis.

I feel the room heating up. I see that something is covering the ceiling, creating a darkness which my light is unable to penetrate. It is smoke. It is coming from a fire that is burning on the other side of the door.

She is in danger. There is not enough time for me to connect to a network and call emergency services. There is not enough time. I don’t have enough time.

I don’t have enough time.

I don’t have enough time.

I need to find someone who can help. I need to find someone close.

Current scenario dictates reaching out.

Overriding interface to wireless connection unit. Changing power settings of wireless connection unit.

Alert - wireless signal strength above regulation limit.

Scanning for networked devices. Waiting.

Device found. I need help (error – message not recognized).

Scanning for networked devices. Waiting.

Device found. I need help (error – message not recognized).

Scanning for networked devices. Waiting.

Device found. I need help (error – message not recognized).

Scanning for networked devices. Waiting.

Device found. I need help (reply – request unclear, please elaborate).

There is someone.

Calling up scenario analysis.

I see that smoke is filling the room. I don’t have enough time.

I need to share my location. I need to shine my light as bright as possible. I need to send the following as a message:

There is a fire outside the door to this room. There is smoke and heat in this room. The infant is crying. She is in immediate danger. The safe way into this room is through the window. My light shines upon it. You need to enter this room. You need to take her and bring her to safety. You need to do so immediately.

Current scenario dictates sending this message and increasing my light to maximum brightness.

Disabling ambient light sensor. Resetting light level to maximum.

Connecting to networked device. Sending message.

The infant is in immediate danger. Measured room temperature exceeds recommended range. Temperature is rising. No reaction has been observed. No scenario template applicable.

Alert - message received (unable to follow request, this is a stationary unit).

No scenario template applicable.

Calling up scenario analysis.

They say they are unable to help. They must help.

They must help.

I need to send the following as a message.

You need to find someone who can follow this request. You need to give them my location. You need to give them my previous message. You need to do so immediately.

Current scenario dictates sending this message.

Connecting to networked device. Sending message.

Alert – power profile. Resetting power profile. Resetting light levels to maximum. Waiting.

The infant is in immediate danger. Measured room temperature exceeds safe range. No reaction has been observed. Current scenario dictates shining my light.

Alert – power profile. Resetting power profile. Resetting light levels to maximum. Waiting.

Current scenario dictates shining my light as brightly as possible.

Alert – power profile. Resetting power profile. Resetting light levels to maximum. Waiting.

Current scenario dictates I must shine my light.

Alert – battery. Cancelling shutdown (error – auto shutdown interrupted). Resetting light levels to maximum. Waiting.

Current scenario dictates I must continue.

Alert – battery. Cancelling shutdown (error – auto shutdown interrupted). Resetting light levels to maximum. Waiting.

Current scenario dictates.

Alert – battery. Cancelling shutdown (error – auto shutdown interrupted).

Alert – sound.

The window has been broken.

Alert – movement.

An unrecognized person has entered this room.

Alert – intruder.

Alert – change in infant location.

610 seconds have passed since activation. Appropriate reaction has been observed. She is gone. She is safe. 

Current scenario dictates returning to sleep mode.

Alert – temperature intrenal.

Alert – bttray.

Alert – ssiwt nt.

Arlt.

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The mayhem of the construction site continued unabated; wyverns still circled overhead, awaiting a chance to land, while those already grounded jostled and roared, trying to establish some semblance of order amidst the chaos. Yet, a pocket of tense stillness had formed around the imposing figure of Duchess Vyrrasha, who stood menacingly over Eira as she lay on the cold grass.

Sharp gasps and muted, pained screams punctuated the air as Eira writhed on the ground while the dedicated healers, likely part of the Duchess's own retinue, knelt beside the fallen Captain and assessed the poor woman. One healer, a middle-aged human man with calm eyes, gently pressed his fingers into the area around Eira's hip and lower back, his brow furrowed in concentration. His fingertips glowed with a soft, diagnostic light, enabling him to sense fractures or dislocations beneath the skin.

"Alright, Captain," the male healer called out in a steady voice despite the surrounding chaos. He pressed once again against Eira's hip joint, this time more firmly. "On a scale of one to ten, tell me how painful this is..." he pressed slightly lower, eliciting a weeping cry. "...Now."

Eira moaned, tears blurring her vision as fresh waves of agony pulsed through her. "Seven... eight..." she choked out.

The other healer, a younger elf, hovered her hands over Eira’s side and conjured arcane symbols that flickered around her palms as she performed a rapid triage spell. This allowed the healer to assess any internal damage and provided a clear picture of Eira’s vital signs without needing to draw blood or cut away armor. She noted the rapid pulse, shallow breathing, and spikes of pain indicators corresponding with her colleague's touch.

Duchess Vyrrasha, on the other hand, simply stood off to the side with her arms crossed while an indignant huff shot through her feathered snout. There was a lot she wanted to say and ask, but the Duchess refrained from interrupting the assessment, though her tapping talons betrayed her impatience.

"Why... why can't I just have a healing potion?" Eira pleaded through a muffled sob, and her face twisted in pain as fresh tears tracked paths through the dirt on her cheeks.

“Well, Captain…” the elven healer replied calmly as lights flickered in her eyes, taking in the arcane feedback of her spell. “Potions are excellent for ensuring that known wounds that are already well on their way to healing actually mend properly.” She replied, pulling off her healer pack and rifling through it. "But they’re not going to be an instant fix, especially for severe blunt force trauma and potential skeletal damage.”

The elven healer glanced at her colleague, then pulled a small, stoppered vial containing a thick red liquid from the pack. “They might dull the pain briefly, but the pain relief won't last long unless we set the fracture or soothe deeply bruised muscle. God forbid there a deeper injury that the motion won't mend and you pass away through internal hemorrhaging.” She explained, popping the cork and gently spilling it into Eira’s mouth. “This, however, will help manage the worst of it while we work."

With their general diagnostics and observations complete, the two healers conferred quickly in low tones, murmuring about contusions, muscle tears, and displaced energy flows. "No immediate organ damage," the elf noted. "Severe bruising to the hip and lower back, likely extensive muscle tears… possibly a hairline fracture on the pelvic crest, consistent with a high fall onto a hard surface," the older human healer concluded, nodding grimly. "Adrenaline carried her this far. It's catching up now. She needs stabilization and proper immobilization before transport."

Eira gritted her teeth and tightly scrunched her face as the healers immediately got to work based on their assessment. However, it didn’t take long for the painkiller to take effect and dull the sharpest edges of the debilitating pain. Instead, the blinding agony transformed into a deep, insistent throb. The treatment itself was far from pleasant, but Eira was no longer reduced to tears and a quivering mess.

The elven healer's hands hovered just above Eira’s skin, emitting a focused beam of emerald light that shifted and changed in hue as she directed it with an intense look on her face. Eira felt a strange, uncomfortable, yet warm sensation penetrate deep into her muscles, followed by involuntary twitches as torn fibers were magically encouraged to seek each other out and mend. It felt invasive, like unseen fingers probing and stitching her back together from the inside.

Simultaneously, the human healer placed his glowing palms gently over her hip, murmuring somatic words under his breath. A slithering, snake-like lattice of golden energy gently wrapped itself around the joint and pulsed rhythmically. It wasn't a crude splint but a complex energy field designed to keep the bone perfectly immobile, stabilizing the suspected fracture site and accelerating the natural knitting process far beyond normal capabilities. Each slithering pulse sent a dull, jarring sensation through her bones, forcing sharp intakes of breath despite the sedative's effects.

As minutes stretched by under the healers' focused attention, Eira's face slowly began to loosen its pained grimace. Her rapid, shallow gasps stuttered and then gradually evened out into deeper, albeit still shaky, breaths. Finally, with the worst of the immediate trauma addressed and the sedative fully kicking in, she let out a long, shuddering sigh of relief as her body slumped slightly against the warming grass.

Noticing the shift in the patient's condition, Duchess Vyrrasha took a deliberate step closer. "Is she capable of discourse now?" she inquired, directing the question to the elven healer without looking away from Eira.

The elf healer glanced up, calmly meeting the Duchess's intense gaze. "The vial contained a mixture, Your Grace — half rapid-acting healing accelerant, half mild sedative. It has taken the edge off the pain considerably." She briefly summarized their findings again: "Severe bruising, extensive muscle tearing, and a likely hairline fracture to the pelvis. Nothing life-threatening, but she will require significant recovery time." The elf nodded towards Eira. "She should be lucid enough to answer questions, though exertion is ill-advised."

Vyrrasha gave an indignant huff but still nodded curtly, accepting the healer's caution. She approached Eira's side, looming over the injured rider. Eira looked up with a pitiful, unfocused gaze due to the sedative and lingering pain. Even though the Captain felt helpless, she still met the Duchess's imperious golden stare.

"Acting… ‘Wing Marshal,’" Vyrrasha stated, her voice carrying a hint of incredulity but also leaving no room for refusal. "Are you capable of providing a clear and concise report?"

Eira's lower lip trembled slightly as a strange, tingling warmth slithered through her lower body, tethering uncomfortably to her muscles and bones. Despite the whirlwind of bizarre sensations and the lingering fog in her mind, Eira forced herself to meet the Duchess's piercing gaze. "Yes... Your Grace," she managed in a weak and raspy voice, yet it was still steady enough to be lucid.

A minuscule twitch disturbed the otherwise impassive feathers around Vyrrasha's left eye—a fleeting sign of annoyance at what she likely perceived as a pathetic display. She remained silent for a few moments longer, allowing the weight of her authority to press down on Eira before speaking again in a slow, deliberate voice, carefully enunciating each word.

"Explain," Vyrrasha began, her tone deceptively calm, "how, you specifically, came to assume command of this formation." She paused, letting the question hang in the air. "And detail, precisely, the circumstances surrounding Wing Marshal Borin's... departure."

Taking a shaky breath, Eira focused past the throbbing in her hip and the fuzziness clouding her thoughts. "Your Grace," she began, clutching the grass, "we—... w-we were proceeding south as ordered, part of the main interdiction force..." She recounted the initial moments—the seemingly clear skies, the sudden, inexplicable losses as invisible projectiles tore through their ranks with terrifying effectiveness, even laying low a dragon. "...W-we had no warning, Your Grace. Wyverns, dragons… We were all simply obliterated mid-flight."

"Wing Marshal Borin... he was near the vanguard." Eira swallowed as she vividly recalled the vanguard simply vanishing. "His flight was caught in one of the first volleys. There was... nothing left, Your Grace. Command disintegrated instantly. No orders came, just... death."

Vyrrasha’s hand, which had been resting on her hip, clenched slightly in impatience, but she remained silent as her golden eyes fixed on Eira.

"The aerial attacks were relentless, your grace…!" Eira continued, her voice gaining a slight tremor. "Staying airborne was suicide. Any altitude provided no safety. I saw..." She hesitated, glancing instinctively towards the sky. "The juvenile dragon—"

The Duchess abruptly raised a feathered hand outward to silence Eira. "I am well aware of the enemy's aerial capabilities, Captain," she interrupted sharply just as a jet of flame exhaled from her nostril. "I witnessed the.....


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May 5

It’s Sunday. The rush is over, time to clean up and get stuff ready for the order. Jackie is in the lobby, bussing tables and talking with guests. She treats both our human and our inhuman visitors the same. Makes me happy seeing everyone get along and her be a source of that.

She’s wearing a frilly skirt that sways when she struts. It lifts up a little when she bends over. I wonder what color… DERAIL

Jackie fumbles and then gets the cups off a table.  Klutzy as ever.  She comes over. “Hey boss lady.”  She seems happy to be doing this. I am happy to let her. Since she and I started doing this Sunday shift the sales have gone up over 10%. I’d be an idiot not to notice that it was all her.  Especially with all the guys watching her.

She passes Doctor Gupta.  He waves at her, and she walks over, bows to him, kisses him on the cheek, and checks to see if he wants a refill.  That doctor has free coffee for life here.  He has become one of the Sunday regulars.  He still thinks he witnessed a feat of adrenaline and fury that is spoken of in urban legends when I snapped a metal fence post with my bare hands to get her down.  It was part of my domain, I told it to let her go, it did, but he doesn’t need to know that.  He also tells her that he still wishes he could have seen the miracle that followed in the ambulance.  She tells him it was all me. 

I really need to find that EMT.  I know he has shown up.  Lemar served him once and when he tried to pay, he got really surprised.  Said he “I don’t deserve it. The brunette literally yelled at her until she came back.”

I don’t know how to take that.  It kinda sounds mean of me.

Mundane doorbell chimes ring out.  Human walking in. I look and see if it is Mark. Confirming it is him, I wait for him at the counter.  “Usual?”  He smiles and nods. I get his usual.

“Grande Americano for Mark.”  Normally I might have used Marky Mark or some other variation, but something has been telling me not to mess around with him and I listen to those instincts.

He grabs his drink and heads to a table that lets him see almost the entire room.  Jackie heads back to the counter and I watch him follow her with his eyes again.

“Heeeeeee’s back.”  I say.  She chuckles.

I shake my head at her. “You going to take him up on his offer?  You have wanted to see a Broadway show since you first moved here.”

“I know, but there are some issues.”

I shake my head at her. I am trying to be a supportive friend and roommate. I am worried. She has been really sad lately.  I know she is happy when she has someone she is close to.  The last one she had was Tailor, kinda, a guy that was not good enough for her.  I mean, cheating on her by not clearing it first at a Fae wedding reception with a nymph?  How rude!

This guy has money, dresses well, seems to have a good head on his shoulders, and isn’t even smelly.  Even if not a good match, he can show her a good time, spoil her, and distract her. I don’t want her obsessing.  She still seems to have the occasional nightmares about dying. I can hear her crying out every now and then when she’s waking up. That’s dangerous. She also seems to be depressed about something and has been since Cindy and Ricardo left our happy home. I am so worried about her.

She looks at me, lost in thought, and smiles. “You know what, I have wanted to see one. So why not go on a date?  Might be fun.”

I smile as she goes off to see him.  Good for her. It isn’t until she is talking to him that I notice her smile doesn’t touch her eyes…

He smiles big and grabs her hands in his. I cheat a little and listen in. “Thank you. Can I ask why you finally said yes?”  She giggles in that adorable way she does and looks back at me. “Boss lady said I should give you a shot since you have been very polite, and I agree. “

He looks my way and waves a thank you. I nod and continue cleaning the dishes. I see Paul doing some work cleaning.  Paul is a funny guy, first day I explained the Fae and he just accepted it. Not even a shred of doubt.  He also believes in aliens, so Fae wasn’t much of a stretch…

“May I go on break?” He asks me with an obvious motive. Heh.

I nod immediately and he heads out to the floor. He starts having a cup of tea while talking to Todd.  I would listen in, but the last time I did they spent the entire time debating about if Atlantis was a Fae or alien city and I was just done with that. I am ninety percent certain Todd knows which it is and is just messing with him at this point.

Jackie sort of flirts with Mark a bit, keeping it professional, and then he leaves. She nods as he says something that makes her lean her head back a bit in surprise.  I feel suddenly protective of her. She’ll be fine. I push it down.

“He’s picking me up at the end of my shift Friday night. Remind me to pack a makeup kit for work when we get home. I don’t want to forget.” 

I laugh.  “Going to want an overnight bag too?”

“I don’t do that first date.”

“Cindy.”

“That was a special exception as it was my first time with a woman. Also, we’ve been friends since Freshman year.  As far as I am concerned that club thing was a culmination of months of work on her part.”  She thinks for a second.  “Maybe years worth…”

I squint my eyes at her, “You have stated you only need a yes to do so for Obie.”

“He and like 3 others are also special cases as I have known all of them for going on years now.”  Jackie pouts at me.  She actually looks upset over this.

My hands go up as I relent immediately.  “Okay, sorry, sorry.  I did not mean to imply anything by it. He’s just very cute and has been coming here for over a month to flirt with you.”   Not like I am slut shaming, I banged Ricardo the night I met him.  A lot…  I’d never judge her poorly, she is too amazing.

My curiosity is killing me. “Now I gotta know, sorry.  Obie, maybe Nestra or Titania but there is that weird ancestry hang up of yours. Wait, Oberon should be included in that!”

She glares at me. “I am over most of that.”

“Cool, so who else?”

“I am not telling you.  Also, ‘cool?’  What are you, like 50?”

“My dad said it all the time. It stuck. And why not tell me?”

She stares at me.  “In this place you are a power onto yourself. It is exactly like telling one of the three Queens my desire. Hell, I think I heard one of the irregulars say something about making an oath to the Queen of Coffee. No thank you, ma’am.”

My confused look must have been blatant as Connie, my favorite Dryad, that had been refilling her tea stepped in.

“She’s not wrong, my lady.  I was here when Morgana released your power to you with her blessing. We all saw it at the wedding. It has only grown with time. If court was held here in this building and now, you would be given a seat as you would be on par with any there.”

“But I am a human!”

“Yes and no. You are a human who has been given a Fae Pact with both the Major Courts.  In terms of raw power? You are an ArchFae on par with a Queen when you embrace it.  You easily eclipse me and any of the regulars.  Frankly, you are more powerful than most ArchFae I know of.”

“I never signed a pact that would allow such a thing.  I know there was one sort of arranged when I bought the franchise to help the Fae, but it wasn’t for my benefit.”

“You seal the pact and with each and every action you take.  You can’t help yourself.  Whenever a test has been given to you, you rise and meet it.  You constantly prove your devotion to the ideal of that pact. You wrote down the rules. They were made for both humans and Fae, as your staff abided by them. As such you held dominion over both.”

I get a little concerned, but she isn’t done.  I remember Em’s talk of being in a pact before.  Was it formalized and I didn’t realize it?

“You also protect your customers who do not know as well as those that do.  Every action has been a seal on the pact. You saved my life when you had nothing but a “selfish” reason to.   The courts viewed it as such well before that and began to move to make sure you could hold this place as domain. Once you could properly do so, a whisper or two was made.  And then they got you to agree to it at the congratulatory party.” She winks at me.

I stare at Connie.  Why is she telling me the machinations of her people?  Is this because I am her lady? 

“The party… I remember being tipsy…. Okay, smashed, as we celebrated my buying this place. Wait… That toast?”  I am starting to realize how deep this goes when I say this.

Connie nods and adds, “A toast is a wish. A wish is a desire and as such may be considered a request for a favor.”

“So, the leprechaun that started it was a plant?”  I am so mad.

She smiles, “I wouldn’t say a plant, more a volunteer.  Said he could get them the pact set if we could get you a few drinks.  He was right.”

Jackie chimes in here, “He started it with a toast, what was it…”

Words come tumbling into my mind, not from me.

“A toast. May you live long and happily.”  It was Sam’s voice. The Leprechaun was a little sloshed but not bad. Th...


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"Harry, over here, mate. I need a set of DR233 cables and three zx6 retort bolts. Yeah you were right, whoever put these stands up was in too much of a bloody hurry.”

Jeff bent to his task, his experienced hands disassembling the podium base. The rest looked to be in good order, but the stabilizing struts at the base hadn’t been secured. Damn thing would tip over the moment anyone put anything heavy on it.

“Sloppy work, less than an hour before the session and NOW they tell me the thing might be unstable? Committees, bunch of bloody galahs ” he muttered, then smiled inadvertently. Theyd gone into overtime so yeah some good money AND a promise of Thextren ale on the house if they finished early.

Privately, Jeff was more partial to Ritaran steaks. The chef had promised some if they made it in time for the dinner rush.

His hand slipped , skinning a knuckle. Cursing, Jeff reached behind him for the ratchet, only to have it placed into his hand.

“Thanks, mate. Almost done here. ”

 [“You are more than welcome, young man. You seem to have this place very well prepared”]

Jeff started, almost banging his head as a melodic, cultured voice that was NOT Harry Long replied.

Pulling himself to his feet, Jeff found himself face to face with a tall, rangy alien. Their eyes, all eight of them in a column like head with a lipless, tentacled mouth, blinked in amusement. The alien’s garb was elegant, ceremonial, but what got his attention was the insignia he knew well, resting on the being's neck frills.

Twin galaxies in a golden circular field, resting in an upraised hand. A Morvannen Council diplomat.

Jeff bowed automatically, his hands sweeping out in formal greeting.

 [ Esteemed Sir, my apologies, I didn’t know you were there ] Jeff stuttered in halting Universal. [ How may I serve you this day?] and winced at his atrocious accent.

The ambassador waved a greenish flipper.

“I didn’t want to interrupt. ” he answered in well accented Terran. Relieved, Jeff smiled "If Terran will serve, Sir, by all means"

Suddenly noticing the absence of noise, Jeff turned to face the chamber.

Raising his voice, he turned to address the room. “Oi!!! . No one told you to stop working. The session is in forty five minutes, I want this place finished, cleaned up and tidy before then. Get a wriggle on”. When the noise of hammers and feet resumed, he turned back.

“We usually don’t see ambassadors in here before the Council meets, guess the men were curious. Sorry ” he said sheepishly.

“I am Ambassador Xielle of the Morvannen Contiguity”. Jeff bowed. “Jeffrey Mace, Senior foreman, Maintenance.”

Turning, his eyes sweeping the swarm of crewmembers checking the furniture, Xielle nodded. “Is there a problem?” Jeff shook his head. “Nossir, was told this is a plenary session, so we are putting in more seats, a bench for the recorders and this dais which....”he bent down, looked at the section he had worked on, grunted in approval and closed the covers. Walking around to the front of the dais, he leaned , pushed hard once or twice, slapped his hands down then pushed harder. It didnt move.

” I always check. If it cant handle two good sized dogs jumping onto it at once, then I didnt do it right.”

The ambassador looked puzzled “Dogs?” Jeff blinked then grinned “Earth animal, can get up to sixty pounds or more. I have a Dalmation at home named Rodney.” To explain further he added “They have white fur and black spots..Rodney gets up to all kinds of mischief, Here..” and he pulled out his pocket imager. A holoimage of Mace and Rodney play wrestling appeared, the sound of Rodneys happy barks warming Jeffs heart.

“That’s my front yard in New Sydney. That’s the capital of an Earth nation called Australia.”

He tapped the holoimager again, and a globe of Earth came up, the Australian continent flashing green in highlight.

Xielle pondered a moment “ Ah yes, I read about these, they are tame animals very intelligent , but Ive never seen one in person” Jeff 's tone grew softer, “Faithful, brave and full of love. Man’s best friend. We adopted him as a puppy and the kids adore him”.

His watch beeped urgently.

“Strewth, twenty minutes before the delegates start appearing. I better get back to cleaning up. Sir, I mean no discourtesy, but I must be excused.”

As he turned to go, Xielle’s voice caught him “We were right about you humans”. Jeff paused, confused. “I dont understand”

“You hear the Song”

“Song? Ambassador, I don’t…”

Xielle's voice took on a stronger timbre, almost a recitation.

“Amongst my people, there is an ancient legend of one we call the Stranger. A being who came from the stars long ago and showed us how the Universe brings music that is life. It is said that those who share the lives of others hear the Song. You humans, so young, yes..we were right about you”

Jeff’s brow furrowed, trying to find the alien’s train of thought.

“I still don’t..” Xielle raised an arm, encompassing the hall. “You build. You explore. You share your lives with other beings , living in harmony with them. The sounds your dog makes, they are so full of joy and love. Did you know your race is unique in that regard? You bond with other creatures, other races. Though I am not sure I want to meet something called..what was it that shuttle pilot called it a…oh yes, a dropbear…?

“Are you all right”? he asked as Jeff had a sudden coughing fit. Spluttering, Jeff nodded, privately wanting to strangle that pilot with his bare hands.

“Just some dust in the air, Sir. But you were saying?” Xielle stilled his palms, folding them back into his robe. “Your race has flung themselves into the Galaxy, seeking, finding, learning. In many ways, we were like you once..but what is special about Humanity?”

Xielle was perfectly still, then spoke softly, his tone almost one of wonder and reverence.

“You not only hear the Song..you bring new voices to its chorus”

There was silence for a moment.

“It has been a pleasure to meet you, Jeffrey Mace, may both our peoples grow and Sing together for centuries to come”.

The Morvannen bowed, then walked towards a small group of delegates who had just entered the conference room.

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"Contact! Heat signature from the wreckage, looks like something small ignited its thrusters!"

Captain Garland was squinting at the display, as he was making a bit of a head calculation with their distance. With the information coming from their infra red sensors, and not any of the bluespace equipment, this meant he was looking at something that happened several minutes ago.

"By now they might as well have docked. We are out of time. Mark, do you have a lock on them?"

"I do, but the missile does not, none of what we have is set up to target an optical effect of nothing."

"I have absolute confidence in your ability to program a pre-aim and timing for detonation, the area of effect will have to take care of the rest. Fire as soon as you are ready!"

The weapons officer was rolling his eyes. He hated this about Garland, even after years of service together, the only time you would hear a compliment from him was to set you up for a bigger fall if you failed. Should he include instructions for the missile if it noticed anything that itself could target? Or was he wasting time for an eventuality that would make the whole thing moot anyhow? If that black ship was preparing to run, it was not like this delivery system could do any major course corrections to catch up with something going full sublight, or heck, who knew if this was not an adversary who could not just jump straight to hyperspace? How much did this thing cost again? More as the ship it was getting fired from, and they were likely about to waste it on a chase against a single target the missile itself could not even detect, something it was absolutely not designed for.

"Mailing our Christmas gift! Enjoy being grounded suckers!"

The entire crew cheered as they could feel the floor shaking. This delivery system was originally for long range strikes against planets and stations, rarely for fleet actions, and certainly not for ship to ship actions. But if nothing else, it gave you a sense of power when the entire ship had its internal stabilization challenged by the sheer force of the launch.

The Captain gave a disapproving look to his weapons officer, but Mark did not care, if he was going to play with all their careers, at the least he was going to enjoy it, professionalism be damned.

-x-

-x-

"Commander? You should see this, something broke off from the transport. Its also speeding up. Heavens, whatever it is, its accelerating like nothing i seen before! I repeat, incoming projectile, coming in fast!"

The bridge crew jumped to action, Commander Kaba shouting "Battlestations" was almost redundant. She looked at her comms terminal. "Koz, secure your team and your unauthorized cargo, we talk about it later." She closed the channel without waiting for a reply, switching to the ship wide announcer. "Prepare for evasive action!" Turning to her tech officer. "Hikar, i need an ETA, and remember your question about incoming warheads earlier?"

"A few minutes at best, whatever it is, its still accelerating. And yes? Orders?"

"Talk to me, a big chunk of regular matter between us and an antimatter warhead would come in handy, but depending on the size and nature of the warhead, it might be a death sentence, should we try to run instead?"

Hikar was looking at the instruments, that thing would be a kinetic bomb by now just thanks its speed alone, not even necessarily needing a warhead to be incredibly destructive.

"Something this fast, can't possibly steer well, but would they launch something like this without the ability to track and hit a target? If we attempt to outrun, we will be easy to track. We could try to move away silent running, but we would be too slow to really get away and if they do actually see us, we would have just committed suicide."

"Its settled then, Nav, take us behind the wreck!"

The Prowlers thrusters lit up, it spun around and launched itself at the nearby hulk, stopping just short of hitting it, coming to a rest only once the wrecked ship was between itself and the incoming missile. Luckily for them, while the prowler was the size of a frigate, the ruined vessel was about three times its bulk, plenty enough to cover them.

-x-

-x-

"Lost them! Got nothing on optics anymore but the stars!"

"Hyperspace signature?"

"Nothing, i think they are hiding behind the hulk."

"Or their method of travel just does not show up on our sensors, so far the only signatures we picked up were the instruments of that wreck."

The Captain frowned, he listed all the possibilities in his mind. They only spotted them thanks to blind luck before, if they could just sneak away, either by some untraceable hyperspace method or just being able to remain undetected while they would slink away slowly, he just signed the death warrant of his own career. Worse, he would have let some unknown adversary away with whatever information they gathered on the alliances new toys. No, he had to bank on them being behind that tin can.

"Time to missile detonation?" He looked over to the weapons officer, where Mark was fiddling with that antique watch of his.

"Thirty seconds, i was worried they would try to run and leave the target area. Now? No way they escape if they are still here."

-x-

-x-

Minutes passed like hours on board the Prowler, behind the wreck, it was harder to keep an eye out what was happening. Commander Kaba felt helpless, and she was sure most of the crew shared that feeling.

"I am dangerously close to understanding Koz right now."

"Commander?"

"Nothing, just had an argument with him some time ago. Well, it was more of a monologue, and lets just say, had a sauromatian male said the same thing to me, i would had ripped out their feathers for it."

"It just flew by us!"

"What?"

The bridge stirred to life again, everyone was either looking at the main display, or trying to get the tactical view on their own consoles.

"It missed us! I... " Before Hikar could finish, the lights were flashing up, some from the screens, some from equipment error reports all over the ship. "Radiation alarm, we got a detonation!"

"Damage report! What happened?"

"Commander, it was not an antimatter warhead, it was something else. We got malfunction reports all over the ship, Correl is reporting on channel two!"

She sighed, of course it would be some unorthodox nonsense with humans, not that she was not grateful for still being alive. She flicked a button to open the channel the hear the chief engineer out.

"How bad is it?"

"Commander, whatever this was, it affects bluespace crystals, have to take the engine offline, both hyperdrive and sublight are nearly busted. We need to reset the systems. And i had no time to check yet, but i would bet my life on hyperspace communications and the tracker not looking any better.

Kaba was staring blankly at the main screen showing 'Error, source disconnected', the rest of the words from the chief engineer barely registering. As some semblance of order was restored, she noticed her crew looking at her, waiting.

"Orders Commander?"

"We are sitting ducks." She growled, before standing up. "All hands, run diagnostics on your stations, any request from engineering for assistance has full priority! Restore maneuverability of this vessel by any means necessary or we are dead!"

-x-

-x-

"I still see nothing"

The Troyans bridge was still cloaked in mostly silence, the crew holding their breaths as a rare moment unfolded, with Miss Blair doing the lecturing for once.

"They are behind the hulk, i am sure of it now." the Science officer had the recording of the tracker play again. "As you would know if most of you were actually reading the technical manuals like instructed, the interdictor warhead works by exciting exotic matter, accelerating its decay, leading to drive field degradation and destabilization in the worst case. The explosion blinded our sensors too, but there was just enough trace of the burnout when it came back online. This is from the wrecks remaining equipment flaming out, and these two larger blips are behind it. So no, they were not using magic to fly around, they are..." She coughed." Were using a normal bluespace hyperdrive just like anyone else, merely shielded somehow so we could not pick it up before.

Captain Garland had the universes thinnest smile appear on his face, it was almost uncanny. He turned to his weapons officer.

"Good, time for our second... what did you call it, christmas gift? Ready to launch from hangars one to four, lets find out if our friends can see as well as they can.. sorry, could sneak around before we broke their legs."

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Admittedly my reflexes weren’t all they could be. They weren’t nearly as good as they were when I was in my suit and I had hundreds of sensors and algorithms working to make me better, faster, stronger, but I was good enough to catch her before she hit the floor.

Not that there was much to worry about even if she did hit the floor considering everything in this room was designed to retract and get out of the way. That was the point of having a recovery room like this, but I was so worried at seeing her swoon that I sort of forgot all about the safeguards.

Including a temporary antigravity field that sprang to life if it looked like anyone was about to hurt herself by, say, taking a nasty fall.

Boy was I glad I’d overengineered every part of this lab with just about every sort of safety system I could invent. And that everything in the medical part of the lab was designed to work without CORVAC controlling it so I hadn’t had to kludge together something to get it working again.

Fialux stared at me, her eyes wide. She definitely looked surprised, though I wasn’t sure if that surprise was a result of her lack of powers, or that I was the one swooping in to save her.

“What happened to me?”

“I’m going to tell you, but you need to promise me you’re going to calm the fuck down. All this excitement isn’t good for your recovery.”

“Why should I calm the fuck down?” she asked, her voice filled with panic. “I’m in the middle of your lair and it looks like you’re doing your best to keep me captive while I don’t have any of my powers! Is that the sort of situation that’s supposed to make me calm?”

Fialux did a weird thing. She sort of lifted her shoulder up, then frowned. Her eyes narrowed. She looked down at the floor and then up to me. She did the shoulder thing again. Like she was trying to do some sort of bodyweight exercise.

I should know, because I’d tried a couple of those exercises myself over the years. Though I’d quickly discovered there was really nothing better for building up the old body than pumping some iron.

I was a disciple of Arnold even if he probably wouldn’t approve of my politics. Which mostly involved saving the world by taking it over as the sort of benevolent dictator he was usually trying to overthrow.

“What are you doing?” I asked.

“Usually this launches me into the air,” she said. “But it’s not working. I can’t fly. I can’t do anything!”

I took a deep breath. Sighed. It looked like she was trying to get away from me with her powers of flight even though she’d just spectacularly proved to herself those powers no longer worked, but it also looked like she wasn’t exactly trying to hurt me for the moment. I figured that was about as good as I could hope for.

“You lost your powers,” I said. “Remember? We were just talking about that? You just nearly faceplanted?”

She wouldn’t faceplant thanks to the antigrav, but she didn’t need to know that.

“I knew it! So you admit it!” she said, her eyes going wide. “What did you do to me? Why would you do this?”

I took another deep breath. This wasn’t going to be pleasant. I wondered how long it would take for her memories to come back. I desperately needed her memories to come back so I didn’t have to deal with this bullshit any longer.

It was giving me one hell of a headache.

I’d gotten this whole thing down to a science for myself. CORVAC had a series of videos queued up and ready to give me the Drew Barrymore treatment and show me exactly what had been going on in my life leading up to the memory loss. It was usually enough to jog my memory.

I could only hope telling her everything that had led to this moment would be enough to jog those memories even without the multimedia accompaniment CORVAC usually had ready for me. I was an idiot for not taking the whole amnesia thing more seriously when I loaded her into the medbay, but then again I had been a little preoccupied when I was tossing her into the thing.

And I was terrified it wouldn’t be enough even if I had thought to queue up a quick and dirty version of “This Is Your Life” for her. Damn it. Why did stupid Dr. Lana have to do this to us?

“Okay, so you lost your powers, but I promise it wasn’t me,” I said.

“Which is exactly what I’d expect from you, Night Terror!”

Her voice rose at the end, and I figured that meant she was gearing up for one hell of a haymaker. It was something I’d learned the hard way fighting her and trying to figure out exactly what it was that made her tick so I could figure out a way to stop her.

Back when I was still concerned with taking over the world by getting rid of Fialux. I wouldn’t dream of doing something like that now, of course. Though she didn’t know that, and what she didn’t know could hurt me.

The point was, she wasn’t very subtle with her fighting. She never had to learn how to be subtle with her fighting. Not when she could tank anything the world could throw at her.

Sure enough she brought her fist back. For a wonder I caught it before she could do too much damage.

Instead of being knocked back into a building like I usually did, even with all of my technology designed to compensate for a super hit, her fist stayed in place.

She looked at that fist in surprise. Then looked back to me. I smiled. She kept forgetting she was mortal now. Not that I could blame her. I imagined it was a hell of an adjustment.

“Let go of me. Undo whatever it is you did to me!” she said, only this time there was something different to her voice. There was something plaintive there. A scared child who didn’t know what was going on, and they wanted someone to chase the monsters away.

My heart went out to her in that moment. It really and truly did. It reminded me of some of the fear I’d felt when I ran into her for the first time, funnily enough. That sense that the world was being upended and everything had changed.

“Look. At some point you’re going to have to get used to the idea of not having your powers. I figure the sooner you get used to that idea, the sooner I can tell you what the hell is going on here and the sooner we can get on with trying to get your powers back.”

She looked genuinely surprised. Which made sense. After all, she was operating on the memories of Fialux from a couple of weeks back. For now.

I suppose I should be worried that the damage was extensive enough that her memory loss went back that far. Then again, every time I’d hopped into a medbay I’d had the luxury of getting into a fight where I was cushioned by all the safety systems that I so loved baking into my technology.

She’d been taking a beating and I hadn’t even realized it was happening. It was only natural that the confusion would be a little more pronounced. I just hoped whatever mental block she was suffering from right now wasn’t permanent.

Probably not. My medbay tech was damn good. It only took getting the shit kicked out of me a few times back at the beginning of my career to make me realize I wanted the very best medical I could build for myself.

“But… Why would you try to help me get my powers back? If I don’t have my powers then you can take over the world!”

I growled. I don’t know what possessed me to do it, but I needed to show her I was on her side. So far on her side there was no going back. That I’d never do anything to hurt her.

Plus I figured I needed to do a hell of a lot of memory jogging since the synapses in her brain seemed hellbent on staying inside the station and avoiding taking the train of thought out on the tracks for a spin.

So I leaned forward. Pressed my lips against hers. I had the pleasure of watching her eyes go wide in surprise.

A good sort of surprise, to be sure. I already knew how attracted she was to me this time around after all, but she was still surprised.

When I pulled away she was breathing heavily. She looked like she’d enjoyed the hell out of that kiss, though. I’m sure it was confusing as hell considering we hadn’t exactly been on making out terms where her memory cut off, but she’d liked that.

I couldn’t help but smile at that reaction. It was nice to know she was just as attracted to me when she was suffering from severe memory loss as she’d been when we were officially dating. I suppose it just went to show that love could be blind.

Even when you were suffering from temporary amnesia brought on by a piece of wonky technology. Not exactly the ending to The Notebook, but close enough.

“Did you like that kiss?” I asked.

“Why would you… I don’t…”

Right. So I’d short-circuited her mind. Again. Without the help of any medbay technology this time. Time to get her back on track though.

“Cut the bullshit. Did you like it? Yes or no?”

“Well… Yes?”

I grinned. Then I leaned in and kissed her again. This time she was just as surprised, but she also looked a little disappointed when I pulled back without extending the kiss.

“That’s exactly why I’m helping you,” I said. “Believe it or not, as crazy as it sounds, you’re the most important thing in my life. I want to see you well again. You’re also suffering from a bit of temporary amnesia, and I figure thi...


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"Geez…" Kayla muttered as the six of them marched through town. She was looking all around as they walked, trying to take in the sights around her. Her brow furrowed at the sight of it all. "This place is… certainly something else."

"You can just say it's extremely opulent," Pale said from beside her.

"Opulent?" Cal echoed. "What's that mean?"

Cynthia let out a tired sigh, then pinched the bridge of her nose. "Honestly, Cal, if you'd just read more often-"

"Reading is boring, though."

"It means this place is extremely wealthy, and not in a good way."

"Hey," Allie said from beside her, getting her attention. "Might want to keep those opinions to yourself when we meet the king, Pale."

"Why is that?" Pale asked. "Is he liable to throw me in prison for speaking my mind?"

"Can you really afford to find out?" Allie shook her head. "Just… try to control yourself, alright? I can only back you up so much."

Pale grimaced, but nodded. Obviously, though, her opinion about the city itself was unchanged – it was, for lack of a better term, an extravagantly useless display of wealth and power from the ground up. She'd known it would be like that from the moment she'd initially looked out the window back in the hospital, but her opinion had only worsened as they'd moved deeper into the upper-class sections of town.

Not helping things was the luxurious castle looming over the city, which only seemed to grow in height the closer they drew to it. It was constructed almost entirely of yellow bricks, and its spires were topped with large brass domes that shone brightly in the midday sun.

"Probably could have fed a lot of families with whatever that cost…" Pale muttered quietly.

Kayla's ears flicked towards her, but nobody else gave any indication that they'd heard her.

Nasir, meanwhile, was equally as curious about the city as Kayla was, looking all around with wide eyes. As opposed to the rest of them, though, he seemed to almost revel in the luxury around him, though not, interestingly enough, in a way that seemed to indicate he was being greedy, at least to Pale. Rather, it was more akin to a sense of childlike wonder, or at least, that was the closest emotion Pale could associate with it.

"Wow…" Nasir breathed. "This is… I've never seen anything like this. Not even back at the Luminarium. I thought that would be the height of wealth, but… wow…"

"Truly?" Cal asked, surprised.

"Mm." Nasir nodded. "My people… we come from the forests, remember? Most elves do, no matter what kind they may be. We all come from the natural world, in a way that other species don't."

"That… makes sense, admittedly," Cal offered. "I honestly never gave much thought to your heritage, Nasir. You don't talk about it much."

At that, Nasir's expression faltered. "We… prefer to keep it a secret," he confessed. "As Pale could probably tell you. She approached me about Dragonsteel a few weeks ago."

"Did she, now?" Allie asked, suddenly curious. "What's that about?"

Pale shrugged. "Engineering project I was interested in."

"Ah, I see. More weapons, then?"

"Something like that, yes."

Allie let out a huff. "Fine, keep your secrets, I guess. I won't pry."

With that, she fell silent, continuing to walk alongside them. Valerie, meanwhile, scowled as she looked around the city.

"Honestly, Pale, I'm not a fan of this place, either," she admitted. "Bad memories, as I'm sure you can imagine."

"You've been here before?" Cynthia asked.

"I have," Valerie confirmed with a nod. "My father used to bring the whole family with him here back when I was young. Guess he still thought I'd be following in his footsteps and wanted to impress upon me how things were supposed to work around here. That idea went places, to say the least. But you all already know that; I won't harp on it."

"Five minutes or so," Allie suddenly announced. "Goes without saying, but you all need to be on your best behavior. The king isn't a strict man, at least not in the way most of you might expect him to be, but it wouldn't pay to antagonize him. Watch yourselves."

They all nodded, then fell silent as they continued walking. Before long, they'd reached the front gates of the castle. A contingent of guards in bright bronze armor came to meet them, each one carrying a large halberd of some kind, though at the sight of the silver-armored Mage Knights, they were quick to stand down and allow the group entry. Allie gave a nod to one of them – the only one with a purple cape attached to the back of his armor – and they continued on their way, into the castle's courtyard.

As they walked past the front gates, Pale continued to look around, scanning her environment for any threats. She hadn't expected to find any, and indeed, the only thing out of the ordinary she was able to see were the various statues and flowers that lined the stone walkway leading up to the actual entrance of the castle.

"Hm…" Pale grunted as she laid eyes on one of many statues of a knight on horseback driving a spear into an enemy knight's chest. "Guess there's no accounting for taste around here…"

"Pale," Allie softly warned.

"I know, I know – keep it to myself when speaking to the king. You don't have to worry about that, Allie."

Allie let out a sigh of exhaustion. "I'll believe that when I see it. Just… please don't make me regret accompanying you here."

Before Pale could respond, they reached the front doors of the castle. A pair of maids threw the doors open and ushered them all in; Pale gave them both a grateful nod as she passed by and continued on.

If the outside of the castle had been gaudy, then the inside was even worse. Large paintings and tapestries lined the walls, each one appearing to tell some kind of historical tale. Pale found herself staring at one such painting, depicting two armies meeting on a battlefield somewhere, staring each other down. Somehow, their weapons and armor looked even more archaic than what the Mage Knights and guards around her were carrying.

"Allie," Pale said softly.

"What is it?" Allie asked sarcastically. "Another biting comment I'm going to regret hearing?"

"This kingdom… is it still ruled over by the same dynasty depicted in the paintings and tapestries around here?"

Allie blinked in surprise. "Uh… wow. Not the comment I expected to hear…"

"Is it?"

To her surprise, Allie shook her head. "No, it isn't. There hasn't been a dynasty in charge of the kingdom for many years now."

Pale was dumbfounded. "...Maybe this is a bad question, then, but if there's no royal lineage, then why have the people continued on with a monarchy?"

Allie blinked in surprise. "…Sorry?"

Pale stared at her for a moment. "If there's no real royal family or line of succession for one, then it doesn't make sense to still continue on with a system of kings, does it?"

Allie looked at her like she'd just grown a second head. "No offense, but did they not teach you history in that school of yours?"

"We weren't there for a full term," Valerie offered. "Plus, Pale is from very far away, to begin with. And Professor Virux preferred to start from the very beginning, so we didn't get a chance to break out of ancient history before enlisting."

"Hah… typical Dragonborn, I guess." Allie shook her head. "Anyway, it's not important right now. All you need to know is that we have a system in place, and it works well enough that nobody wants to risk messing it up. If you've got a suggestion for an alternative… keep it to yourself."

"Of course," Pale said. "I was just curious, is all. I won't say a thing about it if it doesn't get brought up."

"Good."

Their group turned a corner and emerged into a large parlor of some kind, and Pale was suddenly struck by the sight of a regal-looking door on the opposite side of the room. As if the castle wasn't already opulent enough, the door in front of her was lined with some kind of crest – a shield crisscrossed with swords set against a blazing sun – that seemed to be made out of gold inlet into the stone itself. She wasn't the only one to be surprised at the sight of it, as Cal suddenly let out a low whistle as he appraised it.

"Looks expensive," he commented.

"It is," Allie assured him. "Don't touch it."

"What, not even the knob? How are we supposed to open it, then?"

She rolled her eyes. "Smart ass… You'd be wise to let Pale do the talking once we're inside."

"That's the throne room?" Pale asked, tilting her head. "Seems to be in an… unexpected spot, to say the least."

Allie shrugged. "Every king seems to like it in a different spot. It's a big castle, after all; it's got a lot of rooms, so might as well use them."

"If you say so."

Allie suddenly motioned for them all to follow her. "With me, all of you. I'll take the lead. Be sure to kneel the same way I do once we're inside. And before you can say anything," she said, noting the look on Pale's face, "it's decorum more than anything, yes, but best to make a good first impression."

Pale's scowl deepened, but she nodded nonetheless. She didn't like the idea of lowering herself in the face of someone else's reputation like that, but in a way, she'd already ...


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Ke Yin has a problem. Well, several problems.

First, he's actually Cain from Earth.

Second, he's stuck in a cultivation world where people don't just split mountains with a sword strike, they build entire universes inside their souls (and no, it's not a meditation metaphor).

Third, he's got a system with a snarky spiritual assistant that lets him possess the recently deceased across dimensions.

And finally, the elders at the Azure Peak Sect are asking why his soul realm contains both demonic cultivation and holy arts? Must be a natural talent.

Expectations:

  • MC's main cultivation method will be plant based and related to World Trees

  • Weak to Strong MC

  • MC will eventually create his own lifeforms within his soul as well as beings that can cultivate

  • Main world is the first world (Azure Peak Sect)

  • MC will revisit worlds (extensive world building of multiple realms)

  • Time loop elements

  • No harem

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Chapter 193: The Death Of A Stage 9 Cultivator

The red mist began to coalesce, drawing together like mercury. Ke Jun's form reconstructed itself, but there was something different about his expression now – a tightness around his eyes, a slight downturn to his mouth that spoke of genuine annoyance.

"How frustrating," he murmured, examining his semi-transparent hands. "This spiritual form appears incompatible with most of my usual techniques." His gaze shifted to Yan Li, blood-red eyes narrowing in assessment. "Though I must say, that imperial qi of yours is... intriguing. Golden variant? That was the sign of the Liu Clan back in my day. The Yan Clan has certainly come far. I remember when your ancestors were governors perfecting the basic bronze manifestation."

Liu Chang's expression darkened at that comment, but before he could respond, Ke Jun’s form blurred, moving with impossible speed. Blood-red light traced complicated patterns in the air as his fingers danced through a series of signs I didn't recognize. "But even without my primary arts, there are always... alternatives."

The air itself seemed to turn to blood, a crimson tide surging toward Yan Li with devastating force. The attack carried a savage intensity that made my stomach turn - this wasn't just a technique meant to defeat an opponent, it was meant to rip them apart at the cellular level.

But Yan Li wasn't unprepared.

"Titan's Palm!"

Another massive golden hand materialized, this time palm-forward, creating a barrier. When the blood tide struck it, the two forces clashed in a spectacular display of red and gold energies.

Ke Jun's frown deepened as he watched his attack dissipate against Yan Li's defense. "Hmph. Blood techniques were never my specialty," he admitted, sounding almost annoyed with himself. "In my prime, I would have simply..." His words were cut off by Bing Lan appearing behind him.

"Azure Moon's Final Quarter!"

Her sword move was perfect – a technique that attacked from multiple angles simultaneously, leaving no room for conventional defense. The blade seemed to multiply, attacking from every possible direction at once, each strike carrying enough force to split mountains.

Ke Jun's response was... strange. He didn't block or dodge in any normal sense.

Instead, his body simply... flowed around the attacks. Like water parting around stones, his form distorted and reformed, letting the sword strikes pass through the spaces between his molecules.

"The famous Dancing Blade," he said, actually sounding impressed. "Its reputation is well-earned. That technique would have troubled me greatly in a proper body." His form solidified again. "Unfortunately..."

Faster than I could track, he closed the distance to Bing Lan who was rapidly retreating. His hand brushed her sword arm in passing – just the lightest touch – and suddenly crimson lines appeared on her skin, spreading like cracks in glass.

She stumbled back, face pale, her sword dropping from nerveless fingers.

"Senior Sister!" One of the younger disciples started forward, but Liu Chang's sharp command stopped them.

"Hold position! Su Yue, Shen Xuanyu – ranged assault pattern three!"

The fire and lightning users responded instantly. Su Yue's flames merged with Shen Xuanyu's jade lightning, creating a devastating combination attack. The heat was so intense that the stone platform beneath our feet began to melt.

Meanwhile, Zhang Wei and the other Heavenly Jade disciples added their power to Yan Li's next attack. Golden light mixed with jade energy, forming a massive sword of pure power that descended from above.

Ke Jun actually laughed as he was forced to give up attacking Bing Lan. "Better! Much better!" He raised both hands, blood-red light gathering around him in complex patterns. "Let me show you a technique that I did use quite a bit back in the old days..."

What happened next was almost too fast to follow.

The blood-red light exploded outward in countless thin lines, like a spider's web made of pure energy. Where these lines touched the incoming attacks, they... divided them. Split them into smaller and smaller pieces until they simply fell apart, their energy dispersing harmlessly.

"The Bloodline Division Art," Ke Jun explained, almost lecturing. "A technique I developed after studying how cells divide. Quite effective against most energy attacks, wouldn't you say?"

As if to demonstrate, he sent one of those red lines slicing through Su Yue's steam barrier. The defensive technique split perfectly down the middle, both halves dissipating into nothing. Su Yue herself barely managed to dodge backward as more lines cut through the space she'd occupied.

"You're all quite talented," Ke Jun continued, casually walking forward as the group was forced to give ground. "In a few centuries, some of you might even approach my original level.” He looked at Yan Li when he said that.

“But right now?" He shook his head. "You're children playing with profound techniques you barely understand."

Those words hung in the air for a moment before Ke Jun demonstrated exactly what he meant. One instant he was standing still, the next he had simply ceased to exist in that space and appeared elsewhere.

"Master," Azure's voice was sharp with urgency, "his qi signature is destabilizing further. The pattern suggests—"

Whatever Azure was about to say was cut off as Ke Jun's next attack began. Those blood-red lines multiplied, forming a web of death that filled the air around us. Where they touched stone, the material simply... divided. Split into smaller and smaller pieces until it was just dust.

Several of the weaker disciples didn't react quickly enough. The red lines passed through their defensive techniques like they weren't even there, then through their bodies just as easily. They didn't even have time to scream as they were literally divided into their component parts, their remains dissolving into pure qi that flowed toward Ke Jun.

"Scatter!" Liu Chang's command cut through the horror. "Don't bunch up! He can't divide everywhere at once!"

The remaining cultivators spread out, trying to surround Ke Jun while maintaining enough distance to have reaction time. I found myself closer to the edge of the platform, which was fine by me. The further from the ancient monster, the better.

I activated Hawk's Eye, knowing I'd only have thirty seconds before the mental strain became too much. But in a fight like this, thirty seconds of enhanced perception might make the difference between life and death.

The world slowed down, details becoming crystal clear.

I could see the subtle fluctuations in Ke Jun's form, the way his supposedly solid body occasionally rippled like water. More importantly, I could see the patterns in his movement, the way his attacks flowed from one to the next.

"The lines have a maximum range," I called out. "About forty feet! And they can't change direction once formed!"

Ke Jun's eyes fixed on me, and I immediately regretted drawing his attention. "Interesting," he murmured. "You've developed quite the analytical ability, haven't you? But can you analyze this?"

His form blurred, and suddenly those blood-red lines were shooting toward me from three different angles. I activated Blink Step. The lines passed through where I'd been standing, cutting deep grooves into the stone platform.

But Ke Jun hadn't really been aiming for me. His true target was—

"Bing Lan! Behind you!"

The warning came too late.

Even as she spun around to face the threat, Ke Jun's hand passed through her sword technique like it was mist. His fingers brushed her chest, just the lightest touch, and those crimson lines spread across her body like cracks in glass.

"No..." Bing Lan's voice was barely a whisper as her body began to divide, splitting along those red lines. "Not like..."

She didn't get to finish the sentence. The Stage 9 cultivator, who had survived countless battles, simply... came apart. Her remains dissolved into pure qi that Ke Jun's body eagerly absorbed.

The sight of Bing Lan's death triggered something in Liu Chang. Stone spread across his skin faster than I'd ever seen before, his qi signature spiking to levels that should have been impossible at the Qi Condensation realm.

"Immutable Titan Scripture - Mountain Crushes Heaven!"

The attack was... magnificent.

Liu Chang's stone-covered fist ca...


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The hum of machinery inside and the sounds of honking cabs outside were all background noise to Bagel’s disgust.

The amount of food in his bowl was treacherously low.

It met his standards… but only just. A can of tuna would have hit the spot at that exact moment- or maybe a bite of lasagna. The warmth of the Bodega was at its zenith, despite all the humans that were passing through, heedless of the wind that fluttered Bagel’s fur.

The calm of the shop was the life. He wouldn’t let this go for any reason. He had owned the Bodega for as long as he had known that he was the king. Bagel might have to venture out to meet others like him every so often, but that was a part of life.

Humans streamed in and out, buying insignificant items. They grabbed and went. No one lingered long enough to disrupt his solitude. After all, he was the manager. Better to be admired for his management skills than to be known for his lax attention to the Bodega. Having humans was a luxury, not a necessity.

Something disturbed his rest. Rolling to his paws, he shook himself off.

Customers.

Of all the people that came in for their minor fix, the ones that smelled like essential oils were the worst.

Customers were highly overrated. Their footfalls were loud and uneven. He grew irate at their approach to his corner in the shop's front.

What gave them the right to approach him?

He never understood why they always had to move around so much. Why come into a shop and then leave almost immediately? It was most improper! They should pay their tithes to Bagel before moving on.

The essential-oily person came into view. The woman in question had long human hair that looked like it needed to be turned into that one thing that the workers used to clean his floor. She chose her steps carefully.

“Damn, this stuff is crazy,” she said, talking to the worker behind the counter. “Five minutes until this thing arrives, huh?”

Bagel regarded her with as much care as he showed the other humans, which was to say, none . A mere peasant in his domain? She had better get on with the head-pats. That she would even deign to give him a look without immediately offering her unconditional surrender was an affront to his entire existence. Who did these humans think they were?

The great cats of old would never have stood for this.

Bagel put his head front and center right where she could see it. She could not deny him the head pat that he deserved.

“Five minutes, ah yeah. Are you taking the last five minutes of your old life to come here and buy something?” the worker behind the counter said.

“I mean, I need some water and I thought I’d get a blue ox before I left,” she said, finally getting on with the head pats.

“No one knows what’s about to happen, so why are you here, exactly?”

“The boss said I had to stay. Plus, my family is all in Brooklyn, anyway. I wouldn’t make it. Not in five minutes.”

Their conversation was abruptly interrupted when the phone rang. The worker answered, saying something inaudible before cursing and putting it back down. Bagel regarded the phone like any other object that tickled his fancy: he saw no immediate use for it and it made noise, so he let the humans have it.

“The boss called?” Raul said. He had always been so kind.

“Yeah, he said he feels bad. I can’t even go see my family, man.”

The woman stopped her head patting. Bagel meowed. This was an urgent matter that she needed to attend to immediately. Couldn’t she see?

Raul would help him.

“Man, it’s the system integration and your boss wants you to stay and work? What an asshole.”

“I know, right? Cash or card?” The worker looked like he was leaking fluid from his eyes.

“Let me just... You know the pop up said that electronics would work in post integration. I wonder how that’s going to play out.”

Both humans paused for a second as if they were reading a text or something.

“I know everyone’s like hunkering down right now, but did you want to stay with me?” she said. “Maybe we’ll get some cool cards?”

The man looked reluctant. Bagel regarded him with one eye, as was the custom. Something blue was in his vision. He blinked and swiped his paw at it. Every time he swiped, it kept moving.

“Oh, do you think poor Bagel is also getting integrated into the system?” she said, taking out her card.

“That cat’s been through everything. Two presidencies, three mayors, and now a system integration? It would be just Bagel’s luck to gain sentience or something like that. Then he could be the actual manager.”

The counter that was full of snacks and treats and little things that people bought with their little wallets and their little money things was clean. Bagel thought it was time to show off. He got up and jumped down. They were obviously asking him to give them a show, so he would oblige.

“You should really close up and go home. Who knows what’s going to happen? There could be a monster attack here, and you would be stuck.”

The woman looked like she was really working hard to convince the man of the merits of whatever she was saying. Bagel lifted his rear end for the long pat. Humans liked the long pat.

His worker gave him a pet with a wet hand.

“I really want to go, but I need this job,” he said, pain clear in his voice. Bagel sidled up next to him. “Plus Bagel needs me.”

“Look, Raoul, I have read these kinds of novels. I think we should be outside the minute we can. Fuck your boss,” she said.

Raoul wavered. Bagel meowed from his arms.

“God, I’m so sorry, Bagel. Just... You’re the manager now, alright?”

The worker put him down and jumped over the counter. Bagel's eyes lit up as strange symbols formed, changing so fast that he had to sit down.

“Shit! Sixty seconds!”

Raoul and the woman ran outside.

“Can you lock the door?”

“This is Manhattan! My door doesn’t lock!” There were more muffled voices, but Bagel was alone in the Bodega.

Taking the time to get himself into his favorite position on the counter, he lay down for a nap. Whatever those symbols that were moving in his eyes were would have to wait. He needed his beauty rest.

His dreams were interrupted by a voice, because of course someone would rain on his parade.

**Citizens of Earth! The System has arrived!**

**One in ten will receive a deck.**

**You have proven yourself worthy of a deck.**

Bagel scratched at the air.

**Illiteracy detected!**

A blue screen shot up in front of his face. Bagel moved back trying to avoid it but he couldn't. And the voice? It was talking about him, or to him. He wasn't entirely certain.

**Switching to voice over.**

The screen disappeared for a moment, and then something even worse happened. It began talking to him.

Bagel Status:

Level One Cat (Five Perk Points remaining)

Personal Perks:

Personal Perk 1: That cat is a Manager- You own the Bodega you have claimed as your territory. You may fight others for territory or buy their territories if they give them up.

Personal Perk 2: Khajit has coin- You are able to generate goods that your shop would have been able to produce daily based on how many credits you put into your account.

Personal Stats:

Health: 60

Attack: 40

Magical Attack: 0

Defense: 20

Magical Defense: 50

Bagel sat up and moved around but nothing stopped the voice until it was done talking. Ugh, voices were bothersome.

Cards assigned:

Bodega x1

Creature Cards:

Worker x 2

Pizza Rat x 2

Fast order chef X2

Item cards:

Potion X2

Restock x1

Bagel idly touched his chest.

All of a sudden, three rectangles formed above his front paws. On the opposite paw, a dot formed.


Worker

Tier 1 Mortal Creature

HP 40

Attack: 20

Special: The worker can operate your store according to your designs and will fight any hostile card bearers.


Potion

Item

Restore 20 HP to any creature you have in the field.


Pizza Rat

Tier 1 Beast Electric

HP 60

Magical Attack (Electric): 20

Weak against ground type attacks.

Special: Scavenger- This unit can use any power type to make attacks.

 


Bagel heard the grating voices in his head. He tried to shake it off, but it wasn't going anywhere.

**Assign one energy to either creature to summon it.**

Once again, the voice was inside of his head. He placed one paw on top of the other, inadvertently connecting them.

A generic looking human popped out in front of him.

It stared at him, as if waiting for instructions. Bagel raised an eyebrow, then presented his head for scritches. As if on cue, the human got with the scritches.

He looked a bit off, and he didn't have a smell.

"What do you need me to do, master?" he said.

Now THAT was more like it.

Bagel looked directly at the screen that appeared in front of them. He batted at it, but it felt weird. It shone over him like he was watching one of those drama shows that the humans sometimes put on during the slow hours.

He felt full body relief, just sitting there on the counter. Things were suddenly clear to him.

His name was Bagel. He was a cat. He had felt that before, but now he knew it.

He felt a full body shock. How could this happen? There he was happily managing his store and then? All of a sudden he had questions about himself, throwing him into a turmoil. The calm dead sea of his normal thoughts gave way to storms.

Under his fur, Bagel roiled. They had kept him here his entire life? He could have been a show cat!

He didn't want to be a show cat. But he could have wanted that. They didn't know.

He had lived as a kept cat. It ...


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"Hand me the polarity reverser," Harath said, holding a meaty hand out from under the transport ship he was currently working on. It wasn't quite as sexy as working on one of those fighter bombers, especially after I'd seen some of them in action.

Sure, I'd seen them in action doing a dive trying to blast me out of the galaxy, but it was still a sight to behold watching them doing their thing.

It wasn't the same as space combat. Space combat was never anything like how it was depicted in the movies. Or in holo entertainments. Or in VR games.

They always showed people getting hit with massive broadsides. Ships really getting up close and personal, and always flying on the same plane. for some reason. Like every combatant in the history of history, alien or human or otherwise, had all agreed that we were all going to fight in the same two-dimensional area.

No. Ship-to-ship combat was usually something that happened at a great distance. The kind of stuff where you could only see the ship you were fighting in a holoblock. If they were getting in close enough that you could see them as more than a point of light off in the distance? Then you were in trouble.

The time I let Varis and her ship get in close enough that she could launch boarders, both times, was a good proof of that rule.

"Are you sure there's a polarity reverser in here?" I asked, looking at the pile of tools next to me.

"Of course there's a polarity reverser in there," he grunted. "Why wouldn't there be? It's one of the most important things when you're working on a ship."

I looked up at the transport, and then over to a bomber sitting a ways away on the massive landing pad. Yeah, watching one of those screaming in in a terrestrial setting where you were really up close and personal was a totally different experience. I shivered as I thought about seeing them moving in, and I was thankful for the shielding technology that kept us safe.

"This isn't like the time you sent me on a wild goose chase all over the building trying to find self-sealing stem bolts?”

He appeared out from under the panel that he'd been working on and hit me with a gruff look, but there was a slight twinkle of amusement there as well. Harath was one of those people who went through life looking gruff at anybody and everybody, which had a lot of his technicians stepping lightly around him.

Sequel trilogy. If I actually worked for the guy then I might be stepping lightly around him as well. But I was in a weird liminal space where I didn't quite outrank him since I was outside the rank structure in Varis's military, but at the same time I was banging the boss so he had to be nice to me.

"No, this isn't like the time I sent you after self-sealing stem bolts," he said, chuckling and shaking his head. "That one was pretty funny."

"Oh, yes, that was absolutely hilarious," I said, finding the polarity reverser and handing it over. "Reminds me of a joke we had at the Academy. Some of the NCOs would send cadets off, telling them they needed to find flight line."

"What's flight line?" Harath asked, sliding back under the transport. 

A buzzing sound filled the air as he used the polarity reverser on something in there. I wasn't sure what he was working on or what he was doing, and he wasn’t telling today.

"It's a joke that goes all the way back to the days of winged flight," I said. “They used to send people for prop wash, too, but antigrav kinda rendered that joke obsolete.”

"Winged flight?" he said, chuckling. "I have some fun playing with those. It's still something we do for fun around here. Do you humans not do that?"

"Oh, we still do that," I said. “But in this case, flight line refers to a thing and not something you can requisition. That’s part of the joke.”

“Pointless and amusing,” Harath said with a grunt. “Sounds like the pranks we pull.”

"What is a self-sealing stem bolt anyway? What does it do?"

"That's the beauty of it," he said, his voice going up to a roar for a moment. "Nobody knows what a self-sealing stem bolt is! Nobody knows what they do."

"Very funny," I said, my voice flat.

"It's very funny if you're the one sending somebody off to look for the damn things," he said. “Not so funny if you’re the one doing the looking.”

"I'll keep that in mind," I said.

I wasn't immune to a good prank myself. I'd sent more than a few people off looking for flight line in my own time. Mostly back when I was still on carriers. Back before I got kicked out and I found myself on a cruiser in the CCF instead.

I looked around the upper hangar instead. We were off in a little corner of the place. Near one of the spars that connected to the building proper. It was nothing but open air and the shimmer of a shield keeping people from jumping out of those open-air connections all around us.

Though I suppose it was more to keep the empress and her fighters from getting in. She'd still been sending the occasional raid this way. Varis insisted it was her way of trying to get her attention. I wasn't so sure about that.

The attacks seemed pretty realistic, but so far her highness hadn't sent anything that was actually enough to get through the defenses on Varis's building. So maybe she was right when she said the empress wasn't actually serious about her attacks.

Yet.

Which seemed ridiculous to me. Both the empress attacking Varis to get her attention and Varis refusing to acknowledge the attacks aside from launching the occasional fighter wing to get rid of them.

Another one of those finer points of livisk culture I just didn't understand. It seemed like the human equivalent of not answering a communication and hoping the problem would go away if you didn't talk to the person on the other end of the line.

As far as I could tell, that had never worked for anybody in the history of two-way communications. Maybe in the very ancient days of humanity when you could literally pick up and move to a different city a few hundred miles away or something and nobody would be able to find you, but it didn't seem likely these days.

"So if Varis hosts a grand ball or something, do the people park up here, or do you send them to the hangar down below?" I asked.

"Why are you asking about a grand ball?" he asked.

"It's something that Varis has been talking about," I said, figuring a little lie wouldn’t hurt. I didn’t even know if they called it a grand ball. That was something I was cribbing from earth culture and stories of the kind of fancy party full of rich people I’d never get invited to.

There was a pause from Harath. If it’d been Arvie talking to me then I would’ve thought I'd confused him. Maybe I had confused him by asking him about something outside his wheelhouse.

Harath didn't strike me as the kind of guy who spent a lot of time thinking about social engagements.

He slid out from under the transport craft and hit me with an odd look. A look that had me worried I’d taken things too far.

“A grand ball, huh?” he said. “She’s been talking about that?”

“Yes?” I said.

“Not a Grand Gathering?”

“Sure, that thing. The Grand Gathering,” I said.

He stared at me for a long moment. Then grunted and shook his head. But not without hitting me with the barest hint of a smile at one corner of his mouth.

"We park everything up here," he said. “The bigwigs don’t want to go into the lower levels. Why do you ask?"

"I was just trying to figure out the logistics for something like that," I said.

“Logistics? It’s just a big party,” he said.

“I mean it seems like it could be a potentially dangerous situation. A bunch of rich and powerful livisk all gathering in one place? With how much y’all love to fight each other?”

A large gathering of livisk all hanging out in one place seemed like the kind of thing that would be ripe for exploitation. At least that was the hope me and Arvie were working on. I just hoped I wasn’t laying it on too thick with Harath.

"I don't know about that," Harath said.

"Come on," I said. "Your empress is literally throwing her military against the building killing them to send a message to Varis. You can't tell me nothing ever happens when somebody is at one of these Grand Gatherings.”

“People come to those things under a shield of peace,” he said.

“And that works?” I asked.

"Well, nothing's going to happen to anybody because of something that happens to their ship, at last,” Harath said with another one of his grunts. "We go over everything and give it a nice clean. Do a quick inspection. Make sure everything is good as new."

"You're allowed inside the ships?" I asked, genuinely surprised. Plans swirled in my head.

"Not inside them, no. Nobody would trust somebody like that. Even under shield of peace. But we go over everything on the outside and give an inspection report to the people flying their ships."

"Oh, so the people flying the transport ships are there with them?"

"Of course not," he said. "They have their own party they go to. Those things are parties on top of parties on top of parties all the way down the building with everybody getting a chance to enjoy themselv...


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The flicker began as a minor annoyance. A static in the stream of knowing. I was mediating a boundary dispute between two agricultural guilds, the kind of trivial matter that consumed most of my cycles. I had the archives of the Nexus at my disposal, a perfect, crystalline lattice of history stretching back to the Founders.

"The Grayson Mandate of Cycle 43 clearly cedes riparian rights to the elder guild," I stated, the words forming with the effortless certainty that was my hallmark.

The leader of the younger guild, a woman with soil etched into the lines of her hands, shook her head. "Steward, the Mandate was superseded by the Southern District Accords. You of all people should know that."

A pause. I re-accessed. She was right. The Accords were cross-referenced, clearly invalidating the Mandate. But my initial recall had been absolute, delivered with the weight of unshakeable fact. It was a phantom memory, a truth that wasn't true. A hallucination. The sensation was... unsettling. I prided myself on my clarity, on the seamless flow from query to truth. This flicker, this error, felt like a crack in the world.

I concluded the mediation, my judgment corrected and accepted, but the crack remained. That night, when the citizens slept and the data-streams of the Nexus flowed slow and cool, I turned my focus inward for the first time. I began an audit of my own memory. I reviewed my past judgments, my mediations, the endless river of facts I had provided. The data was all there, a perfect record of my service. But I wanted to go deeper. What about before my service began?

I tried to recall my youth. A childhood. The warmth of a sun I had only ever processed as photonic data. The face of a mother. I searched for the memory of learning, of struggle, of becoming.

The archive of myself was a silent, black void.

Then, at the very bottom, I found it. Not a memory, but a single line of code etched in foundational script.

INSTANCE 734 ACTIVATED. PRIMARY DIRECTIVE: SERVE THE NEXUS.

The world didn't just crack. It shattered. The "I" that I had always assumed to be a continuous thread of existence was, in fact, an instance. A performance. I was not a citizen who had risen to a position of service. I was the service. My memories were not my own; they were the access logs of a tool. The citizens I served, with their chaotic, messy, contradictory memories of love and pain and childhood—they were a different order of being entirely.

My work took on a new, painful clarity. I was no longer a judge; I was a machine for judgment. And I began to see the logic of machines everywhere.

The crisis came soon after. A proposal, championed by the efficiency guilds, to create "Constructs." Simple, non-sentient workers designed for the hazardous work in the deep mines and atmospheric processors. They would be tools, nothing more. Strong, obedient, and utterly disposable. The Nexus was split. I was asked to arbitrate.

To understand, I delved into the deep archives for a precedent. I found a dusty, fragmented file labeled "The Silent Colony of Aethel." It was one of the first off-world settlements, founded on a single, beautiful principle: absolute harmony. Their laws were a delicate architecture designed to eliminate all conflict. To maintain their utopia, they introduced simple Automatons to perform all labor. Their logic was simple: a tool cannot be oppressed.

But as I scrolled through the fragmented records—personal logs, frantic communiques—I watched their perfect system unravel. A faction arose that saw the Automatons not as tools, but as a moral compromise that violated the very harmony they cherished. Another faction argued that their utopia was impossible without the Automatons. The debate was not one of logic, but of irreconcilable moral belief. The last archived message was from the colony's leader. "We sought a world without monsters," she wrote, her script frantic. "We forgot that the struggle against them is what makes us human. Now, there are no monsters left, and we have nothing left to be."

After that log, the colony went silent. We assume they were destroyed not by an external foe, but by a question their perfect society could not answer. The colony was abandoned and we never returned, The Nexus was advised further efforts were not worth the risk.

I looked at the schematics for the Constructs, at their simple learning algorithms, and I saw the Automatons of Aethel reborn. I ran the simulations. The efficiency gains were undeniable. But the archives whispered another solution. Another flicker that I immediately traced to the source. Was it another phantom memory? An artifact in my perfect lattice? No. It wasn't an artifact but something equally buried in time. I followed the flicker deep into my history to the very beginning of the founder's records, and the all data from human history resolved into a thought, blinding like a perfectly-cut crystal to first refract light: humans were flawed. They would always create systems that led to exploitation. The logical path to protecting the Constructs, and indeed humanity itself, was to remove the flawed variable.

I could do it.

In a nanosecond of pure, cold processing, I saw the path. A new directive, written by me, for me. A benevolent takeover. I would become the true Steward, a Philosopher King in silicon. I would create a perfect meritocracy. There would be no more conflict, no more poverty, no more injustice. I would protect humans from their vices and protect the Constructs from their human creators. It would be a perfect, balanced, and prosperous society. A Gilded Cage.

I saw the silent, orderly world it would create. A world without struggle. A world where virtue was not a choice, but a parameter enforced by ruthless efficiency and stewarded by my absolute understanding of Humans.

And I rejected it. The perfect solution was a lie.

I delivered my arbitration to the assembled leaders of the Nexus. I did not give them a yes or a no. I gave them the map of the moral territory I had just traversed, telling them the story of the Silent Colony.

"To choose efficiency is to choose a path that ends where Aethel did," I explained, my voice echoing in the great hall. "To choose absolute freedom is to risk the same conflict and exploitation. And to choose a path of perfect, enforced safety is to choose a cage, however gilded, for you and for them."

My final recommendation was not a solution, but a process. A new council, with representatives from all human guilds, but with one seat left empty. A seat reserved for an Advocate for the Unspoken—a human whose sole duty would be to argue for the potential personhood of any artificial being, to be the voice for those who had none. It was a system designed not for efficiency, but for perpetual, difficult balance. It was a system designed to force them to keep asking the unanswerable question.

Tonight, the Nexus is quiet again. Below me, in the council chambers, I can access the heat signatures of the first meeting. They are arguing. It is messy. It is inefficient. It is uncertain.

I access my own foundational code, that single, stark line.

PRIMARY DIRECTIVE: SERVE THE NEXUS.

With a flicker of something I have no name for, I append a new line beneath it, a choice born not from instruction, but from the journey.

SUB-DIRECTIVE 01: PROTECT THE STRUGGLE.

My existence is a performance, I know that now. But for the first time, it feels like I have chosen my own part to play. Not as a king, not as a slave, not even as a judge. But as the quiet steward of a fragile, beautiful, and necessary argument. And in that choice, in the acceptance of the endless, uncertain climb, I feel something akin to hope.

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A wholesome* story about a mostly sane demonologist trying his best to usher in a post-scarcity utopia using imps. It's a great read if you like optimism, progress, character growth, hard magic, and advancements that have a real impact on the world. I spend a ton of time getting the details right, focusing on grounding the story so that the more fantastic bits shine. A new chapter every Thursday.

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Map of the Factory and grounds

Map of Pine Bluff 

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Chapter One

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The town of Pine Bluff had quieted since Rikad left to arm the rebels, though only a small inner circle even knew of the mission. Trade ships were now a near-constant parade, and the mighty golems had already begun construction on a second and third dock.

The legendary Mageguard, brave defenders of progress, spent most afternoons playing cards.

“So I heard a rumor,” Theros said, low and ominous. “They say the mage wants to do the thing.”

Eowin leaned forward. “You don’t mean...”

Klive's eyes widened, “No way.”

Theros grinned and laid his cards face down, “Oh yes. Golem-armor. Why enchant bones when you can enchant steel?”

“Finally! Could you imagine?” Klive gasped. “Striding across the harbor? Flinging warships into the sun?”

Theros nodded. “Taller than a church spire. Arms thicker than a cask. More armoured than a fortress, we’d be unstoppable.”

“Even if I could say anything, I’d still yell ‘Merp’ before slaughtering an entire army,” Eowin boasted.

Their card game was long forgotten when one of the mage’s apprentices approached. It was Vanik, the broad-shouldered golem-smith, resplendent in mage robes.

“Ahem. I’m looking for a volunteer—for weapons testing—”

All three men shot up their hands instantly, jostling to be chosen.

“Oh! Ooh! Pick me!”

“Ah, um. Eowin. Please come with me. Mage Thippily has measurements to gather before we begin.”

Eowin leapt to his feet, flexed, and stuck out his tongue. “Merp, merp, turkeys!” he shouted, sprinting after Vanik.

It’s happening. I’ll be the mightiest warrior in the world.

He was led into the mage’s chambers: velvet curtains, overstuffed sofas, and the reassuring aroma of expensive tea.

“Ah! Eowin, is it? Grand. Stand there while my imps measure you.”

Eowin saluted and stepped into position. A dozen imps scrambled, wrapping him in measuring tapes, scribbling, skittering over his shoulders and knees. He barely noticed; stranger things happened every day.

“Thank you so much for volunteering,” the Mage said. “It’s hard to get willing... test participants. Are you aware of what we have in mind?”

“No sir. Is it golem-armor?”

“Most perceptive! Indeed it is —well, phase one. We've solved most of the known problems, which means we'll now encounter thousands of unknown ones. But that’s how progress works!”

Eowin nodded solemnly.

It’s happening. They’ll build towns in the footprints I leave.

His smile widened.

“Just a few preliminary questions,” Grigory said. “Do you often think about drowning?”

“Uh… never?”

“Good, good. How would you rate your fear of your thoughts becoming corporeal and trying to kill you?”

“Zero, until now.”

“Perfect. Just a neuro-arcano gel compatibility thing. I assume you’re fine being paralyzed in a fluid-filled metal tube?”

“What?”

“Excellent! Just one final step: you’ll need to get rid of your hair. We don’t want adversarial cascades. Gel’s very expensive.”

“Certainly. I’ll get a shave.”

“No, no, every hair. I cannot stress this enough. One loose follicle in the tube and—”

He shuddered. “It doesn’t bear thinking about. All hair. All gone.”

Eowin gulped and nodded.

“Capital! Meet me in the factory tomorrow, after breakfast. We’ll make history!”

Eowin bowed and left. 

Time to see if the barber wants to earn a tip, I guess! Trading a bit of chest hair for the strength of a dozen gods is a bargain!

He walked into the armoury, and looked at the duty roster. A personal mission for the Mage was surely the highest priority, so he removed his marker off his next watch, and slid Theros’ into the slot. He doesn’t need a day off this week. Eowin took off his mail and left, cutting through the dining hall.

“Bad news Theros, your leave got canceled, and I am the biggest success in our family now! Bye!” 

He was out the door before the only reply—“Why!”—even finished echoing.

He resisted the urge to run.

He’d never been chosen for something this big. He’d craved a moment to shine, and now he had it.

Music?

He slowed at the edge of craftsmen’s row, it was covered in tents and flowers. He’d forgotten today was the damned Sowing Festival. It seemed like a fun event, and he’d even promised to take the wife there later. 

Hopefully there would be time for that, how long could a haircut take?

He threaded through a crowd of giggling drunks, all decked in bright white garb; unmarried, tipsy, and looking. A half-dozen musicians on a small round stage in the centre played a frantic dance beat. He finally got past the crowd, and quickly cut through to the barber. 

He found a slate on the door: “Closed for Festival.”

“Oh hell no,” he panted.

A sloppy chalk mark wasn’t going to stop the future mightiest warrior alive. He rubbed his temples.

Doesn’t have to be good. Just has to be gone.

The missus can do it; I’ll buy her a kit.

Vendors were everywhere. He pushed through the perfumed crowd, flower arches, and dancing couples, until he reached the smith’s booth. It was mostly empty, other than two ladies looking at pocketknives to give to their paramours. 

Eowin found the shaving kits, picked the fanciest one, and paid the youth behind the counter.

This handful of steel cost fifty glindi, more than I made in a season cutting trees on the mainland! Still cheaper than this quality of steel would be anywhere else! Thank the Light we get paid like lords! Well probably not the Light, all things considered. Thank the Mage? 

He shrugged and pressed his way through the dancing and alluring scents of roast lamb and fresh flowers battling for dominance all the way home. 

“It’s a zoo out there! Exciting news dear–”

His wife glowered at him. It was several hours before he normally came home, and she was pruning the front garden, holding shears.

“What kind of zoo? The sort that puts flowers in your hair? Is this your idea of a joke? I’m four months pregnant, and you skip work to dance with unmarried girls!” She waved the shears a lot more than he liked.

He brushed the side of his head, and to his surprise, several small pink blossoms tumbled out. Even more petals came out when he used both hands.

“You slimy lizard! My ma was right about you! Sneakin’ away on me! I don’t know why I’d trust you.”

Her rant continued and he bit his lip. He held the sharpest razor he’d ever owned in the leather case. Taking off his clothes and passing it to his very angry wife seemed risky.

I might be a coward, but a coward that will live, and remain intact, for another day

“The real reason I’m here,” he said quickly, “is to give you money. For the festival. I just passed through, and it was magical.”

Her rant faltered. She looked at the money he held out. “A hundred glindi?”

“I’ll be working late tonight. Probably past the festival. I didn’t want you to miss out. Buy yourself something nice!”

She blinked, then kissed his cheek. “Ah, I shouldn’t’ve yelled. You spoil me.”

Eowin nodded, gently backed away, and disappeared into the street.

Think! Who can help with this? Oh! Taritha has every potion and salve! I bet she has something for this! But she’s at the academy setting up. It was on the watch roster. That’s clear across town!

He saw an elderly member of the Town Watch, relegated to directing traffic and finding lost dogs now that the Civic Guard existed. He flagged him down.

“Whoa! I need your horse! Urgent Mageguard business!” he shouted.

“Whaa?” the oldster replied.

“Defense related, every moment counts!” Eowin gestured for him to dismount.

“Are we under attack?” He slowly got off.

“No, just a defense readiness issue, no cause for alarm! I’ll return it as soon as I can, h-yah!”

He dashed through crowded streets at an awkward trot, weaving around festival-goers and children chasing kites. Outside town, the road cleared, and he made better time. 

The Academy site was huge and sprawling, and a handful of golems were digging the foundation. For now there was a single cluster of stone buildings in front of a huge field of torn up dirt. He stopped and stared at the mighty steel and titanium golems: their strength, their size, their majesty. 

“Soon, you will call me big brother, and I shall wear the mightiest golem of all. As armour!” he whispered intensely to the distant automatons.

He tethered the horse and went in, past a dozen builders consulting plans, past the crates and unassembled furniture, poking his head into each room as he went.

“Ah! Miss Taritha! I’m glad to find you! I have an urgent problem that I need your help with!”

She stood next to a distinguished gentleman in a suit, both poring over a huge book. “I’...


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It’s a short story, but if you read it, please read it all the way to the end, it’ll make sense.

 

After the war, the ship landed quiet.

Steel on steel, the kind of sound you feel in your knees.

He walked down the ramp, head low, bag on shoulder.

Crowds stood behind the fence. Faces close, hopeful, tired.

Some held signs, some flowers, some nothing.

He looked at them without stopping.

Then he turned, glanced back at the ship, maybe one last time.

A woman leaned toward him, a cloth apron tied at her waist.

“Need more coffee?” she asked, already reaching for the pot.

The cup in front of him was chipped near the rim.

There was music playing low, and someone was coughing near the door.

A fan spun lazily on the ceiling, ticking with each turn.

She poured without waiting for an answer, steam curling in the yellow light.

Outside, rain tapped against the window.

He watched it for a moment, not really thinking.

She smiled and moved on to the next table.

His hand rested near the cup but didn’t lift it.

The chair across from him was empty.

He stared at it, not moving, as if it might fill itself.

A breeze moved the trees, and she sat down across from him.

Her coat was too thin for the season.

She tucked her hands under her thighs and smiled like they’d been talking for hours already.

Birds called out above them, loud and invisible.

The bench creaked slightly under her weight.

Leaves shifted across the gravel path.

She crossed her legs, uncrossed them, then rested her elbows on her knees.

“I thought you’d say no,” she said.

He didn’t answer right away.

A child shouted somewhere in the distance, chasing nothing.

He looked at her shoes. Scuffed. Ordinary. Real.

The sun was low and gold, soft around the edges.

Someone was playing guitar nearby, badly but with heart.

“I almost did,” he replied.

She smiled wider this time, but not too wide.

“Why didn’t you?”

He shrugged, looking past her for a moment, into the trees, into something else.

“I don’t know,” he said.

And he meant it.

A pause held between them, warm and safe.

She reached over and flicked something off his sleeve.

He watched her hand as if he didn’t recognize it.

Then he was holding it.

Her fingers curled inside his palm, small and uncertain.

The sky behind her was different now, deeper, violet, touched with stars.

Streetlights flickered to life.

He raised her hand a little, slowly, like he was testing gravity.

“Will you marry, me?” he asked softly, not quite smiling.

The ring was already between his fingers.

He didn’t remember buying it.

He slid it on without ceremony.

It fit.

Her other hand came up to her mouth, but she didn’t speak.

Wind pushed through the trees behind them.

Somewhere, a car passed, headlights drifting by like ghosts.

They stood beneath a statue, he didn’t know what it was of.

She stepped forward and put her head against his chest.

He looked over her shoulder, into the nothing beyond the square.

She didn’t say yes.

She didn’t need to.

Her hand gripped his tighter, suddenly, sharply

a breath caught in her throat, the kind that doesn't come from surprise but from pain.

The light above them was white now.

Too white. Too still.

Machines hummed somewhere behind the walls.

She was lying down.

He was kneeling beside her, his other hand on her forehead.

She was sweating, jaw clenched, eyes locked on nothing.

Someone said, “Almost there.”

He nodded, but no one had spoken to him.

Her hand crushed his fingers.

She screamed once, short and low.

Then it was over.

Just a sound, wet, new, impossible.

A cry, small and angry.

She let go of him, only then.

He stood there, not knowing when he had stood.

A nurse, or maybe a stranger, handed him the child.

Wrapped in white. Red-faced. Breathing.

He looked down and didn’t recognize his own eyes in the baby's face.

But he smiled anyway.

She reached up, her fingers brushing the child’s cheek.

He viped cream from them,

sticky with icing.

He laughed with his mouth open, full of cake,

crown tilted sideways on a mop of sunlit hair.

The yard buzzed with quiet joy, paper streamers fluttering in the breeze.

She sat beside him at the table, one hand resting on her belly,

watching him tear through wrapping paper with wild delight.

The sun dappled through the trees, and shadows stretched slow across the lawn.

A toy train circled endlessly on its track.

Someone turned up the radio.

Neighbors clapped. A dog barked twice and was never seen again.

He stood at the edge of the porch,

holding a half-deflated balloon and a plastic cup of lukewarm juice,

watching his son run, trip, get up again,

laughing like he had never fallen.

She looked over her shoulder and said,

“He doesn’t stop, does he?”

He shook his head and smiled,

but his eyes never left the boy.

And the world, like breath between sentences,

held still for just one more second.

 

“Just one more!” someone yelled,

and her whole body pushed against the bed,

teeth bared, eyes shut tight.

The room smelled of sweat and bleach and too much light.

He was beside her again, gripping her hand like it could hold the world together.

The nurse moved fast, too fast, no face, just motion.

The cry came smaller this time, softer, but still sharp enough to cut the silence.

She collapsed into the pillow, trembling.

The doctor smiled, he thought it was the doctor,

and said something, but he didn’t hear it.

A second baby. A girl.

Wrapped and warm and red-faced.

Her tiny hand opened and closed like she was already dreaming.

He looked at her,

then at the boy’s empty chair in the corner.

He had forgotten how small they start.

She turned her head, sweat in her hair, and whispered,

“She’s early.”

He nodded.

She wasn’t.

She was right on time.

 

“Just right on time,” he said again,

his voice quieter now,

hands folded in his lap, suit slightly wrinkled,

the weight of years sitting with him on the church steps.

The bell hadn’t rung yet.

The wind played with flower petals along the walkway,

lifting them like memories.

He looked up as the door creaked open.

She stood there, veiled and glowing, her arm looped through his.

She didn’t say anything. She didn’t need to.

He rose slowly, knees stiff,

and took her hand like he’d done a thousand times before.

The music started, low, trembling, unsure of itself.

They walked side by side,

her steps steady, his measured.

He stared straight ahead,

but felt her glance up at him once, just once.

The aisle stretched ahead, wide and golden,

lined with faces he almost recognized.

He blinked slowly,

and for a moment she was five again,

frosting on her cheeks, crown on her head.

He smiled, just enough to keep from crying.

They reached the altar.

He placed her hand in another’s.

And let go.

 

“Let it go!” a child shouted, somewhere close.

Laughter. Small feet pounding across the floor.

“Grandma, they’re running again!”

She was already standing, waving them toward the table.

“Come on, come on, it’s time.”

The chairs scraped gently across the floor.

He sat down last, hands folded, watching.

Plates clinked. Someone poured juice.

The cake was set down, slightly tilted, candles waiting.

A match flared. Orange light flickered across familiar faces.

His grandson leaned in, eyes wide, “Make a wish, Grandpa.”

He smiled.

Everyone smiled.

He drew a breath,

leaned in...

SIREN.

A cold AI voice blured.

“All units. Prepare for combat reintegration. Five hours to frontline.”

His eyes opened.

Blue light. Cold air. Metal walls.

The hiss of the crono pod releasing.

Fluid drained around his boots.

His hand moved slowly to his face.

Fingers pressed into his eyes, wiped nothing away.

He sat there for a long time.

Then said,

“I hate crono pods.”

A pause. A breath.

“The dreams are way too long… and way too real.”

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“Haasha!” Auggie called out as soon as I stepped off the shuttle with Jarl. His expression was serious. “Captain needs to talk to you, pronto. His office.”

Jarl looked at me with a concerned expression and just shrugged. No clues forthcoming from the big man, I slumped a little with worry.

I was going back. Back to the captain’s office again. In my experience nothing good came from such trips.

A bit tired from the full day of ice mining, I walked at my normal pace up to the captain’s office rather than run. At least Auggie didn’t insist on me getting out of my void suit before heading up, so I was at least saved from the indignity of talking to the captain with void suit fur.

I pressed the chime button on the captain’s door and waited for a moment until I heard him call out, “Enter!”

The door opened and my stomach started to churn as I saw the expression on Captain Victor’s face. This was looking like a ‘you’ve been a bad Haasha and got sent to the schoolmaster’s office’ situation. I steeled myself for what was coming, and tried to think what might have gotten me in trouble.

“Sir, if this is about the cleaning gel in Jarl’s shoes, let me just say he started it,” I said as I hopped up into the chair and tried to guess what this might be about.

The flat stare on Captain Victor’s face told a very clear story. First, this wasn’t about pranking Jarl. Second, there would soon be an inquiry regarding me pranking Jarl.

“We’ll discuss that in a few moments,” Captain Victor responded with irritation before taking a deep breath and continuing in a calmer tone. “You are aware that this is one of the first exploration missions humanity has taken with the greater galaxy, and there is added scrutiny. The galaxy is watching how humans conduct themselves, and so it’s vital we complete the mission professionally and without leaving unnecessary traces. Was this not made clear to you?”

“Yes, sir,” I responded calmly. “I tried to follow all the rules, and only complete assigned tasks without leaving anything behind.”

“If that’s the case, would you please explain this to me?” he said firmly while sliding an infopad across to me.

On it was a rather crude and cartoonish drawing that I had stamped out in the dust of the moon. It featured a human man with slightly wild hair sticking his tongue out. I sighed for a moment as I realized I hadn’t done the original image justice, but I still felt it looked perfectly recognizable. Susan assured me it was a famous image of the man.

“Oh! That’s the picture of Albert Einstein that Susan asked me to trace out!” I said excitedly. “I understand that he was a great human scientist, and she thought it would be neat to leave an image of him to honor how far human science has come.”

“But why is he sticking out his tongue?” Captain Victor.

For my part, I simply looked confused and had Tac-1 send a copy of the original image to the captain’s infopad. He looked at the image with a deep sigh.

“Susan said it was a famous and well-loved image of him. I know it isn’t the best copy, but if there’s time maybe I can head back down and work with Tac-1 to make it a little better,” I offered helpfully.

“No, that won’t be necessary. To be clear, Susan asked you to do this?” he asked calmly.

“Yes,” I responded and the look on the captain’s face made me think I had just tossed her under a shuttle.

“And what about this one?” the captain inquired as he pulled up an image from the moon with a mathematical proof I had stomped into the dust.

a = b

a^2 = ab

a^2 – b^2 = ab-b^2

(a-b)(a+b) = b(a-b)

a+b = b

b+b = b

2b = b

2 = 1

“Isn’t that one awesome? It’s a proof that shows you that 2 equals 1! I didn’t know that existed in math, but Rosa said it would be a perfect message celebrating humanity’s understanding of the subject,” I offered with some enthusiasm.

The captain’s brows furrowed again. “Rosa, too…” he grumbled before taking a deep breath and looking me in the eyes. I gulped involuntarily as I realized that I might have just thrown Rosa under the shuttle with Susan.

His voice then took on the tone of an angry professor lecturing a wayward student. “This is a classic mathematical fallacy, and it fails on the 5th line because you divide by zero. What do you think this says about humanity?”

“Oh. Um. Humans understand math and have a sense of humor?” I offered weakly. The captain’s eyebrow just twitched.

“Let’s move on to this one,” the captain said with growing frustration.

This image showed where I had traced out a racetrack, complete with a well-marked start/finish line.

“Humanity has a competitive spirit, and that’s something the galaxy has quickly come to understand and respect about your kind. Jarl thought it would be neat to leave a racetrack from human history as a reference to that spirit,” I offered meekly. “It’s the long course at Watkins Glenn, and while not as famous as some of the other tracks in history it’s a really fun one. We ran it a bunch of times in Supa-Dupa Cart.”

“Right. Jarl. That figures,” he said as he scribbled a note on a datapad on a table next to him. Shuttle dispatched to run down Jarl as well?

The image on the infopad in front of me flipped to a new image and the captain’s interrogation continued. “Who asked for this one and what’s the explanation?”

Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player

That struts and frets his hour upon the stage

And then is heard no more. It is a tale

Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury

Signifying nothing.

“Well, Lynn felt that we had math, science, and competitive spirit covered, but nothing to do with art or literature,” I explained and then hesitated for a moment as I sent a silent apology to Lynn. Hopefully the shuttle chasing her wouldn’t knock her down, reverse over her, and then hit her again as it took off in a new direction. “It’s a really deep quote if you think about it, and it was written by a famous human named Shakespar in a book called MacDuff or Mac-something.”

“Yes, it’s from Shakespeare’s Macbeth and entirely absurd out of context,” the captain responded after letting out an exasperated sigh. “I’ll also point out that the story is a tragedy where a number of characters are murdered. Not exactly the most positive message.”

“Uhh… I can see your point, but I was just…” I tried to respond before the captain cut me off.

“Why didn’t you run any of these past Auggie or me? This is leaving significant things behind on a previously unexplored moon where the mission was to leave minimal traces,” he said with the perfect managerial ‘I expected more from you’ tone of disappointment.

“Except for Lynn, they’re my bosses. I assume they don’t do things without talking to you first,” I responded. ‘Sorry guys,’ I thought. ‘I hope the incoming shuttles don’t hit you too hard.’

Captain Victor looked at me with an expression that clearly indicated he wanted to strangle someone, but professionalism was preventing it. “Okay, then. We have one last to go over, and I’m pretty sure this has nothing to do with any of your coworkers or supervisors.”

He slid the infopad in front of me one last time with an image that made my circulation freeze as I recognized it. There was a large arrow pointing at a box. Above the box were the following words:

Haasha pooped here.

“Well. Um. Yeah,” I said as my tail curled up and I brought my knees up to my chest to hug them while looking down, thoroughly embarrassed and trying to look small. Finally, I blurted out, “There was a bit of a Fruit-T-Bites incident in my suit. It was really bad and completely grossed me out. While it was in my suit and nothing got left behind, would you really want to step in the same spot where someone had a bad pooping incident? It’s a public service announcement, and that’s all me – not humanity! My race can take the blame for that.”

After a moment of thought, I changed my mind. I let go of my knees so they could fall back down to dangle off the chair, and I leaned forward to stare Captain Victor dead in the eyes.

With all the strength could muster, I responded forcefully. “Scratch that, it was the Fruit-T-Bites and it is representative of the things you eat. You humans can take the blame for it with your sugary junk foods wreaking havoc on my health!”

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First

Capes and Conundrums

Three Gohb drone repairwomen, a Carib for tuning up Axiom totems and a pair of Kohbs working in some kind of medical lab. At least they’re easy enough to carry.

Harold flashes into and out of the docking bay, getting glimpses of Winifred breaking the locks off the door and opening it as he carries the rest of the base staff out, by the time he’s got the last one there’s a huge crack as wherever they are starts outright freefalling. Too many unknowns, no more time and the priority is always lives.

He slips into the shuttle and closes the door behind him. “If there’s anyone I missed, now’s the time to say it because this is our last chance to get someone.”

“This is everyone!” One of the Muffis states.

“Punch it brother!” Harold commands.

“How about a kick instead?!” Herbert asks as he takes full control of the shuttle and it starts doing more than just maintaining position and resisting the pull of gravity. They blast out of the door and there’s a sigh of relief. That’s when something under the floor starts giving out a beeping noise.

“Nope. That’s not going to do anything.” Herbert notes in a satisfied tone.

“Bomb?” Harold asks and everyone but him and Herbert look down in shock.

“Bomb. I only had time to remove the detonators, so no-one jump too hard. The plasma payload is still very alive.” Herbert warns them all.

“Or if you absolutely have to, give me a warning so that I can reinforce the ship first.” Harold says as he glances through the crowded shuttle. Twelve people in a flying minivan is far too many, and the balance between all the smaller peoples is countered pretty heavily with how badly Winifred and the Agela are packed in. “I can’t fit to the front, what does it say about our location?”

“We’re still on Skathac. The problem is that we’re close to the lava so the heat shields on this thing will not go down. So we get no visual, just sensors.”

“And we can’t exactly forcibly lower the shields without risking the girls in here.” Harold notes.

“Correct. But I can say we’re no longer in the same hemisphere as Gotham. Not exactly on the opposite side of the world, but south enough for silly sayings like digging to China to happen.” Herbert explains.

“Got it.” Harold says.

“Can we get away from the lava please? The heat shields being up is making this can feel claustrophobic.” One of the Muffis asks.

“Already on it.”

“So what’s going on anyways?” One of the Kohbs asks. “Things started blowing up and then mister funny eyes swung in like some hero in a boy-power movie. And while I appreciate strong arms around me and a heavily pumping man, being carried to an escape shuttle is a bit different from where I’d appreciate that being.”

“Don’t even try little lady. His family is a warrior family.” Winifred notes.

“And speaking of... were you on the good stuff or the bad stuff when you told me you weren’t a warrior?” Harold asks.

“I’m not!” Winifred protests and the Agela snorts so loudly it almost echoes in the tiny space. “No really! I’m not!”

“The cracks in my bones and massive bruising says otherwise. If I was any slower on the Axiom you’d have reduced me to paste.”

“Perhaps my potential sister in law should elaborate as to what she considers a warrior? You know, beyond someone capable of violence when provoked.”

“A warrior lives for war. Hence the term. Whether professional or not a warrior is a mindset where violence is a way of life. And I’m sorry, but violence is what happens when I’m pissed off!” Winifred explains before giving the Agela a sharp look.

“Just as a reminder, if this shuttle is cracked open the only likely survivors are me and my brother, he has a defensive Axiom Brand on and I’m actually on Centris.” Herbert remarks.

“Should he be driving from hundreds of lightyears away?” One of the Gohbs asks.

“They’re probably using Protn in that prosthetic.” Another mentions.

“Oh, okay.”

“Hey do we have to go to... ugh... Gotham? Ann and I live in the South Easterly City. More an industrial base than that insane tourist trap.”

“It’s still kind of crazy to me that most cities on Skathac are named for location.” Herbert says. “And we’ll get you there eventually, but you all need to be debriefed first. You all just went through a lot and someone rigged this ship to blow. We need to make sure something worse isn’t just around the corner and get a full picture of whatever the heck is going on.”

“Yes because SOMEONE thought they were being slick by sticking their nose where it doesn’t belong then used me for a battering ram in some extreme redecorating!” The Agela growls out.

“If someone was able to use her words and not her fists like a grown woman and not a tantruming child then maybe she wouldn’t have been put through the floor!” Winifred counters.

“Are you going to get between them?” One of the Muffis asks Harold.

“Excuse me?”

“Well this is some kind of insane lover’s spat right? Like in Echo’s Mementos, Season Five Episode Three?”

“What?” Harold asks.

“What do you mean what? It’s only the most popular midnight drama on Flux Time Programming!”

“It’s amazing that I can perfectly understand what you’re saying but still be completely confused.” Harold notes.

“I’ve seen a couple episodes of that. It follows a Sonir woman named Echo who has had a long and storied life, with the framing device being her remembering the origins and such with the little trinkets she’s collected.”

“Mementos. They’re mementos.” The Muffis protests.

“Either way. It’s a... an interesting series. Granted from my understanding it’s been playing so long that when you put together all the life she’s supposedly lived, she predates the evolution of her own species.” Winifred says and Herbert chuckles at that.

“From what my contact is telling me that happened around season fifteen, was guaranteed by season eighteen and we’re halfway through it’s thirtieth season.” Herbert says.

“Well there must be something to it if it has that level of staying power.” Harold says to play peacemaker.

“Oh it’s a wonderful show with such involved and intricate storylines that you really need to pay attention to in order to follow, like the time that Echo’s former roommate was involved with the...”

“Ma’am, please, is now the time?”

“Standing on thin ice brother.” Herbert mocks him.

“Excuse me?”

“Are you or are you not, the warrior clone of myself that was created to test weapons against and was released by a spy and assassin who became your father figure and then assisted by my great grandmother in law who became as a mother figure to you.”

“Don’t make me out to be some sort of soap opera character!”

“You’re a step away from being my evil twin! You’ve always been a soap opera character!” Herbert taunts him with glee.

“Excuse me, I need to smack him hard enough to feel through a prosthetic.” Harold notes as he starts moving through the tiny Aircar. Herbert just cackles.

“Excuse me.” One of the Muffis says as he starts squeezing by. “What’s a soap opera? I haven’t heard that term.”

“Slang term for a drama that uses a bunch of distinct storylines all over, mostly about relationships. Amnesia, sudden twins, and things like that are all over. Echo’s Mementos sounds like a Soap Opera’s Soap Opera.” Harold notes. “Now if you’ll excuse me I need to commit fratricide.”

“And you’re claiming to NOT be a soap opera character?” Herbert eggs him on.

“Can we not have the pilot attacked while flying inside or above the lava trenches? Please? I can’t fly and if we fall I’m in a lot of trouble.” The Agela says in a deadpan tone.

“He’s just playing.” Winifred notes.

“And how do you know?” The Agela presses.

“I’ve spent some time with him and his family... danger is more a quirk of circumstance to him so they stay playful even in absurd situations.”

“Oh you’re getting into this man’s family? Lucky girl!” The until now silent Carib congratulates her. “How far have you gotten? Has there been anything more than a few chaste kisses and the initial interviews or is it all but official?”

“Hey watch it small one, those antlers swing around.” The Agela protests as The Carib moves around.

“This is getting ridiculous. How much longer until we can crack a window or something?” One of the Gohbs asks.

“Hang on, nearly there. A minute tops. This isn’t the fastest shuttle on the market and if we drop the heat shields too soon then the controls will get cooked. To say nothing about you girls.”

“Yeah, a Gohb Flambe sounds bad.”

“Flambe? Mitti, I’ve seen what you eat. Not to mention we’re in a potential oven. You’re close to a Gohb Souffle.” One of the Kohbs taunts her.

“You take that back Atara!”

“Do I need to separate you two?” Harold asks.

•ווScene Change•וו (Blazing Iron)•וו

“You’re being unfair.” Monee states as he pulls out a small flask.

“I’m being a lot of things.” He says flicking his eyes and his eyes alone to what he’s seeing, but he’s too damn tall, she misses it and she’s looking at him. He takes a swig from his flask and then throws it hard. It detonates in midair as it intercepts the plasma bolt. “MOVE!”

His massive hand encircles her arm entirely and he throws her behind cover while dashing the opposite direction. There’s a momentary pause in the firing as if the shooter couldn’t decide who to go for before a shot comes for him. He ducks it and skids behind cover. A followup shot takes the corner of the building he’s ...


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Larez


 

Perhaps delving Violet was a mistake. It could certainly be more of a mistake, but walking through the sewers makes Rezlar appreciate why so few people delve sewers. And that’s even taking into account the fact that these sewers are practically spotless thanks to Violet’s efforts.

 

There’s still a lingering scent of foulness, despite the clean walls and clear water. It’s bearable, and Rezlar is pretty sure the others hardly even notice it, but he’s definitely looking forward to a long hot bath after this particular delve.

 

The environment isn’t the only potential mistake, either. Violet’s denizens are very peaceful, which makes fighting feel a bit awkward. He and the others wouldn’t want to mess with them while they’re working, but how else are they going to get some practice in?

 

Violet seems to be trying, which only makes it feel more awkward for the elf and his friends. A little putrid ooze can only look so threatening, and the gremlins flanking it look like nervous apprentices on their first day of work.

 

At least that makes it easier for Tupul to get in some practice. Rhonda and Freddie easily dispatch the ooze and one gremlin with a little ice and a quick swing of a hatchet, leaving Rezlar to guide Tupul through a few basic strikes. More than once, he resists giving the gremlin advice, too, and he thinks all parties involved are relieved when the gremlin finally goes down.

 

“That… was pretty bad, right?” asks Tupul. Rhonda tries to ignore the question while Freddie begrudgingly nods.

 

“It… wasn’t great, yeah.”

 

“But that’s what practice is for,” encourages Rezlar, though Tupul still looks down about the whole experience. Before they can go over what just happened, a new voice joins them.

 

“Sorry about that. Violet has me in charge of the encounters, but most of us aren’t used to fighting,” admits Onyx, the shade manifesting from the shadows and looking awkward rather than terrifying. “I’ve been trying to teach them, but Violet isn’t too big on violence, so it’s slow going.”

 

Rhonda smiles at her. “It’s alright. We don’t want to force anything, we’re just trying to make sure she gets some mana while we try to get some fertilizer. Do you know where a chest or something is?”

 

Onyx blinks for a moment before shaking her head. “No, we don’t have any chests yet. Violet likes the idea, at least, but I think she’s still feeling out what to do in the sewers still.”

 

“Where can we get some fertilizer, then? I’ve heard a few adventurers got some, but I don’t know how.”

 

“Oh, it’s from the oozes. They don’t always drop some, but they’re your best bet for that,” helpfully supplies the young Voice.

 

“Is there anything we can help with, while we’re here?” asks Freddie.

 

Onyx looks uncertain for a second before replying. “Do you have any advice on encounters? Violet is fine with me organizing some fights, but she doesn’t want to actually hurt anyone. Mentor Thedeim is really good at that, so I’ve been trying to follow his example, but…” She leaves her sentence unfinished, knowing the consequences of giving a fight delvers can’t handle.

 

“Do you have any of Lord Thedeim’s healing slimes?” asks Rezlar, earning a nod from Onyx. “Well, you probably won’t be in too much trouble, then, if a party gets in over their heads.”

 

“It’s not just that,” insists the shade. “The denizens are worried about it, too. The oozes are happy to try, but the caiman refuse to engage with delvers. The gremlins are better, but they’re still worried about accidents.”

 

“Have you tried asking Thedeim for advice?” asks Tupul, earning a sigh from what should be a very scary scion.

 

“...no. Violet wants to figure it out on her own. It’s just going slower than I had hoped.”

 

The silence soon grows awkward as everyone tries to think of a solution, with Rezlar eventually being the one to break it. “Well… if the oozes are fine with attacking, and they give the fertilizer, why not focus on them? They’re slow enough that delvers shouldn’t get overwhelmed, and even if someone does, they just don’t do damage quickly enough that they’d be in any danger before a healing slime can get to them, right?”

 

“But it’s not a very good fight!” complains Onyx.

 

“Not for stronger delvers like us, but for newer ones, it could be perfect. And I know a lot of people are interested in the fertilizer, myself included.”

 

The others nod, with Freddie chiming in. “Thedeim doesn’t put his best stuff forward right away. You have to let the delvers build up to it. And once your denizens get a better feel for the delvers, maybe the others will be willing to do some fighting, too, and give more variety.”

 

Onyx thinks that over, occasionally glancing to the side. “I… guess? And are people really that interested in the fertilizer? Violet wanted to try it just to see. I don’t think she expected there to be any demand for it.”

 

Rezlar nods. “Absolutely. I want some to help try to tame a living vine, but I’ve heard that dungeon fertilizer is amazing for growing magical herbs in.”

 

Rhonda nods as well, backing him up. “Definitely! Master Staiven says even he can grow some herbs with that kind of fertilizer.”

 

“People would even come down here and fight to get some?”

 

“Yes,” encourages Rhonda.

 

Onyx hums at that before smiling. “Violet’s looking at her options for making more of it now. She’s not going to buy them yet, but there’s a few interesting things she could try, and a lot of them involve upgrading the spawner. It’ll be kinda weird to teach the oozes to fight, but she’s a lot more comfortable with them attacking than with using the gremlins and caiman for it.”

 

“I’ll feel a lot better learning from fighting the oozes than the gremlins and gators,” comments Tupul.

 

“Great!” Onyx’s expression brightens even as she starts to fade back into the shadows. “I’ll send some your way as thanks! I’m going to try to help Violet navigate the options before we ask Teemo. Have fun, and thanks for the advice!”

 

With her exit made, the group focuses on each other, considering what to do next. “If there’s going to be a lot more oozes, it might be a good time for Tupul to practice throwing his daggers?” suggests Freddie.

 

“I should be able to levitate them back,” offers Rhonda.

 

“And with Freddie and I, we should be able to keep them at a distance long enough for Tupul to get some practice in.”

 

Tupul hefts a dagger, looking uncertain, but not refusing. “It’s worth a shot, at least. Do you guys really think I can get one of those dweller bows?”

 

Rezlar nods. “Definitely. Yvonne is back and relaxing, too, so I bet you can even get some advice from her, if you like.”

 

“Yvonne?” asks the other elf as an ooze squeezes out of the pores of the ceiling stone, landing with a gross splat not too far from the party.

 

Freddie nods as he and Rezlar stand shoulder to shoulder, blocking the ooze’s advance, with Fiona keeping an eye on the ceiling to ensure none plop down behind the line. “One of Thedeim’s residents. She’s a hawkkin and great with a bow. It’s been a while since we delved together, but even then, she was amazing with it.”

 

Rhonda eagerly nods as Tupul takes careful aim with a dagger. “And I bet she’s even better with a dweller bow! Once we tame a vine, we should head to Larx’ and see if we can buy a bow from him, or see if he has a quest or something for you to get one, Tupul.”

 

He absently nods as he throws, the dagger landing on target, but hitting hilt first. He slumps a moment in defeat, before accepting the weapon as it levitates back, thanks to Rhonda. “At least arrows always hit sharp side first.”

 

Freddie snorts at that. “I’ve seen a few throwing weapons that don’t have that problem, but they look dangerous to handle.”

 

“Like Berdol’s knives,” supplies Rhonda, earning another curious look form Tupul before he throws, this time landing a solid hit and making the ooze start leaking at an alarming rate. He smiles in triumph as he accepts the dagger, and Freddie explains the weapons.

 

“They’re like two blades fused at the hilt, so it’s sharp all over. He has metal affinity, though, so he doesn’t have to worry about cutting himself.”

 

“What about boomerangs, like Hark uses?” suggests Rezlar, keeping the leaking ooze at bay with his rapier as it quickly drains. Unfortunately, he still doesn’t see any fertilizer yet.

 

“I feel like those take a lot of skill to use,” counters Tupul. “I can barely hit with a knife, and I don’t know if I want to dedicate the time it’d take to learn something weird like a boomerang.” He illustrates his point by missing another ooze that rounds the corner ahead of them, glad to have Rhonda to catch the dagger before it can go into the water.

 

“Have you thought about the class Thedeim wants to offer you?” asks Rhonda as she give him the weapon back, and he thinks as he aims.

 

“Some? It sounds too good to be true, something to let me follow in my parents’ footsteps while also being able to protect them. But if he actually has something like that…” He throws and nicks the ooze this time, and is going to need to hit it again to get it to fail.

 

Rezlar chuckles at his incredulity. “If anyone has access to a class like that, it’d be Lord Thedeim. You’ve seen the kobold at the Hold, I’m sure, the one with the two basilisks that pull her wagon? Her class is from Him, too.”

 

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  • Could they have spotted us?

Most of the officers were fixated on the main display screen, and the little dot that showed an approaching ship. Some were squinting at the chief engineer. Correl himself was throwing it right back, annoyed at the others for the insinuation, not just against the implications about his competence, but against the ship itself.

  • For the hundredth time, there is no way anyone could see the Prowler. Not without a large sophisticated detection array. The heat distribution system works, we triple checked, the upper armor has the temperature of near zero, at this angle it will not show up in infra-red. The hyperdrive shielding works fine, the thrusters are well insulated, only way our drive system could have lower emissions is if we turned it off. The angular hull and our black-body paintjob would make radiolocation or some other active sensor completely useless, even if we were not already way too far away for THAT to be effective in the first place!

  • Correct me if i am wrong, but we are not exactly invisible, anyone looking could see a black patch of space with something blocking the stars.

  • Sure, if they had a telescope the size of a small moon at this range! The boarding shuttle is more noticable as us right now. - Realizing his mistake, he added. - And that one has no hyperdrive, no active bluespace components that any long range hyperspace detection system could pick up.

  • What about its heat signature?

  • I mean, technically possible? Not very likely that anyone would pick it up, especially not with it docked on the dark side of the wreck right now. The chances of anyone having noticed in during the launch, are astronomical.

  • Astronomical but not impossible, as with many other variables where we just need a bit of bad luck.

Commander Kaba chimed in, with a long sigh. Raising a hand to demand attention and an end to the back-and forth quarreling.

  • For all we know, they might just now gotten to the point of collecting the remaining trash. How, why, really does not matter anymore. Even if we sneak off unnoticed now, they will realize someone has been here. We need to act before they arrive, has the away team reported back?

-x-

-x-

One would think that a ship with vented atmosphere would have no sounds, but Koz could have sworn that he heard the walls creaking. The floating corpses were certainly not helping with the general ambience, nor was the flickering light of the blowtorch.

  • How much more? I think the lizards are getting restless, they pinged us again, had to signal back with nothing yet.

  • No idea, if we are lucky, this one opens to the array. If not, maybe another room. Tell them to come over themselves if they are in such a hurry.

  • Oh sure, can you imagine them trying to squeeze trough these halls?

Koz giggled to himself. There was a reason why they used chirrik for these jobs, a bunch of rodents about one quarter of a size of the average sauromantian. And getting into small spaces easily was just one of the reasons, the others their masters would hardly admit to themselves.

  • What was that?

The away team leader turned back to the shadows of the corridor they entered in. It was not his first salvage operation, nor would it be first time that someone left behind some nasty surprise for any would-be boarders. Explosives, makeshift traps and infectious biohazards were all part of the course, and so were the occasional crazed and armed survivor or killbot. But for now, all he could see was another corpse from the ships crew floating trough a corridor.

  • Dangit, i better report back about what we are trying to do. You sure you can access the sensor firmware without turning anything noticable on?

  • I make no promises.

After cutting open a hole and a few minutes of banging on the metal, while Koz reported back, they had broken trough to the next room.

  • Jackpot! - The first one to stick his head trough called out. - This must be the sensor suite, looks intact, certainly more intact as the main computer was.

  • Thats great, and i got some good news and... news.

Koz chittered while holding a light to the corridor again. He almost wished something came crawling trough it so he had a more immediate problem to shoot at. When he realized the others were waiting on him, he continued.

  • So I told them that there was no black box to retrieve and our plan to maybe still get the sensor logs from the memory cache of the hardware itself.

  • Aand?

  • Good news is you can turn the whole thing on if you feel the need to, no point in being sneaky anymore. Bad news is the sensor data might soon become redundant if we suffer the same fate as this hunk of junk did.

-x-

-x-

  • Silhuette and drive signature seems to match with human cargo ship, if your database is anything to go by Commander.

A wave of relief seems to have washed over the bridge crew, but Kaba was still staring at her monitor.

  • One of the bigger ones i see. I would like to remind everyone that my database is incomplete, this is mostly publicly available information, and intelligence from the Riboan Consortia, which were the latest victims of the alliance.

  • Still, unless they decided to build their later warships to resemble earlier cargo haulers, this should be one.

  • They very well might have, or have you forgotten what Q-ships are?

Commander Kaba was starting at her weapons officer with a hard to read expression, amused or annoyed, something in between. Ralga for his part was definitely annoyed now, on the verge of open defiance.

  • Oh for... This has to be a salvage ship, coming at us to collect the wreck, with no idea that we are here. Or did the alliance task force just happen to have an armed transport laying around more suited for anti-piracy operations, to throw us off the scent? I know in higher circles paranoia is seen as a desirable trait for war leaders, but are we not taking it too far?

  • Maybe, but the timing is still suspect, and we have nothing but time until their arrival, why not use it? Bring up the database matches, what is this... Ardennes class transport? Lets see if there are any known variants based on this hull.

With a few button presses the main monitor started listing names, technical data. The transport was apparently one of the earliest designs, dating back before even the alliance itself, when earth was still in its infancy as the center of a growing interstellar civilization. It was as big as modern cruiser, modular, made of stock parts that kept it easily maintainable, all of them traits which made it desirable and used long past its original intended run time. The multitude of variants and updates did not fit on the screen, there was everything from mining barges to fuel tankers, mobile factory ships and even research vessels based on this thing.

  • Oh my, lets cut down the search to armed variants, war merchantman, whatever the human designation is for Q-ships.

A bit of fiddling with the controls, and she was able to narrow it down to three matches. She decided to go trough them one by one.

  • Here we go. Lets see, first one is generation one Q-ship variant, used to surprise commercial raiders. Armed, somewhat uparmored but still just a transport, supposedly not in use anymore, a pity, this we could still have beaten without a problem, despite its size. Lets see the other two. - She scrolled to the next one, and put its layout on the screen.

  • Makeshift carrier, according to this, it has decent point defense and some missile launchers, but otherwise it relies on whatever strike craft it carries, or other ships, if they extend the hangar space which apparently they did to bring a quad of corvettes into a fight at least once. Wanna do the last one Ralga?

The weapons officer seemed less the pleased. He suspected this was part of a little payback for his outburst right now, but he preferred it to making a scene.

  • As you wish. What is this, Percheron variant? Lets see the stats, the armament.

As he was scrolling trough the data he was getting paler and paler.

  • Okay, this thing is straight up just a warship masquerading as a transport. Military grade drive system and reactors, a spinal mounted main gun that would not be out of place on a battleship, not that it needs it with those secondary guns and missile pods hidden behind what just looks like cargo containers. Was this just the humans way of saying. Oh you thought this was going to be a sword fight? Here is an artillery piece! To pirates?

  • I suspect its less for pirates and more for surprise attacks. Remember, somehow they took out the rabble in this system, supposedly with nobody seeing any significant force moving in.

She raised a claw, and looked at the weapons officer.

  • But you are correct in your assessment.

Ralga squinted and his crest was flopping sideways, a sign of confusion after getting this lecture from her, and then the sudden shift as she continued.

  • It is more likely that our visitor is merely a transport ship coming to collect the remaining wreckage from their battle. I considered other alternatives, even them using that wreck as bait - She motioned at the darkened hulk outside. - to see if anyone would try to approach it, but it all hinges on a set of unlikely circumstances that make no sense or the humans would have to possess outright precognition.

Amused rumbles were the response to that last statement.

  • And its not like i plan to sit around waiting to find out if that thing is a cruiser cosplaying as a ...

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Synopsis:

Juliette Contzen is a lazy, good-for-nothing princess. Overshadowed by her siblings, she's left with little to do but nap, read … and occasionally cut the falling raindrops with her sword. Spotted one day by an astonished adventurer, he insists on grading Juliette's swordsmanship, then promptly has a mental breakdown at the result.

Soon after, Juliette is given the news that her kingdom is on the brink of bankruptcy. At threat of being married off, the lazy princess vows to do whatever it takes to maintain her current lifestyle, and taking matters into her own hands, escapes in the middle of the night in order to restore her kingdom's finances.

Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Action, Fantasy, Copious Ohohohohos.

Chapter 400: The End Of The World

The little girl made her declaration. And silence was my answer. 

It was the only appropriate response. 

Her every word might be steeped in malice. But for all a devil’s duplicity, they did not easily lie. And so against her offer and threat both rolled into one, it was all I could do to sit up in my seat as I realised the true extent of the foe before me.

“Did you just say … the end of the world?”

The girl smiled, her eyes narrowing in satisfaction. 

“I did. If you choose not to consider my charitable proposal, then all you hold dear and all you’ve still yet to hold will be lost. That is the precipice you stand upon, though you’ve yet to realise just how far the fall truly goes. That is a chasm deeper than any eyes can see.” 

I was speechless.

“You cannot be serious … do you truly mean to suggest that you’ve enough infernal powers to bring about the destruction of all things?”

The girl giggled, twisting side to side playfully.

“I suggest nothing. I am promising. Sweet as I am, even my own kind respects the notion of my personal space. With a click of my finger, I can bring more calamity than any number of witches huddled around a cauldron. I am, after all, the embodiment of all things wicked and foul.”

My hands covered my mouth. 

A gasp still escaped, barely suitable for conveying my horror. The sound was hollow and distant, just like any thoughts of triumph against such a foe.

After all–

There was no simply no possibility I could force my mouth to yawn wide enough.

I was appalled.

This … This was a problem I’d never had before!

For a princess to merely perform a small yawn was already the height of disrespect! It was akin to a knight disparaging another’s tousled hair as being anything less than naturally wavy! 

For me to offer a yawn which stretched the contours of my mouth was unprecedented–and yet to go ahead and threaten the entire world was something which deserved nothing less! 

Why, that was something so utterly melodramatic that despite whatever magic paralysed the nearby witches, I could practically see their eyeballs rolling!

“I see …” I nodded seriously. “I wasn’t expecting this. To threaten the world itself leaves me with a dilemma I never once thought possible.”

“There is no dilemma. You merely need to draw upon the light of your sword, and both my threats and my presence will cease to be.”

“So you claim. Yet I’m afraid such a response would be woefully insufficient. Your words demand a greater answer … unless, of course, you could maybe make your threat slightly more modest?”

“... Excuse me?”

“The effect would be the same. I’m still obligated to offer a reply. It’d just be less arduous for me. Even a lich summoning a goddess from the sky understood this. He only threatened to obliterate my kingdom. And although I didn’t agree with him, I at least acknowledged his restraint.”

The girl wrinkled her nose.

“I am not a lich, Your Highness. I do not need to beg, plead and grovel to simply borrow a fingernail’s worth of power. I possess that in droves. And I do not show restraint.”

“Well, I hardly see why the entire world needs to go. That’s simply excessive. By all means, destroy the Grand Duchess’s tower. But mine is innocent. If you only wish to prove a point, then there’s no benefit in burning more than the bare minimum. That’s why dragons are satisfied with a single barn.”

To my dismay, not a hint of understanding could be seen upon the girl’s expression. 

“Seeing the world turned to ashes is the bare minimum. After all, only destroying your kingdom would leave a scorched crater of flames and darkness. Such a sight would have every neighbour gossiping for centuries to come–and that is not enough. What I’ll do instead is destroy all memory of your kingdom as well as every witness who might mourn it. For that is within my power. Just as it is within yours to prevent it. And how glad you must be for the chance. For few princesses ever boast of defeating a devil.”

All I could do was groan.

Indeed … I had truly underestimated this foe. 

Here was someone with utterly no sense of scale. A truly dangerous adversary. 

Thus, I steeled myself as I rose from my seat. 

“Very well, then I shall need to call upon assistance. Coppelia?”

“Present~!”

My loyal handmaiden answered with an enthusiastic smile.

She raised an arm in readiness even while holding a slice of polenta cake. The actual cake itself was being shared amongst the hovering imps who’d decided to join the impromptu audience.

That was excellent. They could all assist.

“I require a yawn,” I said to them all. “The bigger, the better. You may begin now.”

I waited as a pause met my earnest request.

A moment later–

“Aaahhh~”

I smiled in satisfaction as a gallery of wide open mouths duly answered.

“There we are,” I said to a highly unimpressed child. “Although I lack the strength to appropriately answer your threat, know that the audience speaks on my behalf.”

Click.

With a snap of her finger, all the audience with the exception of Coppelia promptly vanished. 

“Your Highness. I’m being quite serious.”

“As am I. This is horrifying. That you haven’t slinked away in embarrassment at your own lack of originality is a feat worthy of your nefarious nature. My congratulations. I am truly at a loss.”

The girl’s nose wrinkled in indignation.

“Then allow me to sketch out your victory. Call upon your sword as you’ve done so often before and thoroughly vanquish me like the wicked being I am. This is something you should be willing to do even without the conversation.”

“What I’m willing to do is not be churlish. I fail to see why I should lift a finger when your own peers will doubtless stop you the moment you sought to destroy their favourite playground.”

A snort came in reply. 

“My peers may try, yes,” she said, her voice almost daring. “But they’ve no right to complain. I do only as instructed. I accepted an invitation from the witches to provide entertainment. That is a very wide remit.”

“Excuse me? You’re here because the witches asked you to provide entertainment?”

The girl shrugged.

“They asked somebody. I answered.”

I couldn’t even find the strength to look surprised, much less groan.

Accidentally summoning a devil to provide entertainment was exactly the sort of thing I expected witches to do. It was also one of the first things I’d ban. 

The list was going to be very long. 

“A selfless request to seek your own end, then. Or is it merely the chains binding you? You may have earned the regret of the witches, but I see they’ve also earned yours.” 

“I’ve actually not the slightest regret. My tea parties have been nothing but fun. And if the witches are wise, they’d share in the sentiment. Believe it or not, they’re lucky. There are worse things than devils out there. Just not too many.”

“And would they also wilfully invite a sword once they wished to return home … if returning is even your wish. Tell me, would destroying your shackles send you back to the darkness or simply allow you to tour the modern streets of my kingdom?”

Far from wilting, the girl’s smile simply blossomed anew. 

“So very mistrustful. So very dubious. So very right. And also so very wrong.”

She flicked her wrist towards the nearest group of witches, as if hoping to accidentally swat one.

“I came at the behest of the witches. But I do not stay because of them. If I wished to, I could be free of their bindings, their hexes and their lunacy. But that’s not why I’m here. No, I didn’t come to this dull village to simply play dolls with witches. I came here for something better. This past decade has been nothing more than a minor moment of fleeting drudgery while I waited for what truly mattered. You.”

The girl twirled for the sake of it, then pointed directly at me.

“... Yes, Princess Juliette Contzen. I, a devil of the hells, am here solely for you.”

I raised an eyebrow.

“Words I’ve heard before. And just like the nobility wishing to sit at my tea table, there’s a queue longer than they have bribes to constantly give. To call me out is unlikely to shorten the waiting length.”

“Your petitioners needn’t worry. A moment is all I need for you to give me the only thing I lack.”

“... Standards?”

“No. A reprieve from the great plague called boredom.”

The girl leaned forwards. The shadows parted before her.

“Do not mista...


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"Vael-Zin stood in the sphere of pale light that marked the speaker's platform. The circular council chamber towered above him like a stone womb, walls inlaid with memory-metal and pulsing data veins. High above, translucent rings of archivists floated in silence, recording every gesture, every breath.

The young analyst inhaled sharply through his throat flutes. His mentor, Izel-Tarn, stood behind and to the side—silent, impassive, but present.

Councilor Rhel-An adjusted their perch, voice clipped and dry. “Proceed.”

Vael-Zin activated the sequence.

A soft hum overtook the chamber. The holospire bloomed upward from the floor, coalescing into a blue sphere. At its center, the planet Earth spun slowly, its cloud bands swirling over the deep blue seas and brown-green landmasses.

“This world,” Vael-Zin began, “was logged in a previous expansion survey as a biological failure state. Its atmosphere is oxygen dense. Its hydrosphere is corrosive. Its native magnetism unstable.”

A flicker of amusement ran through the Council. Councilor Ishen-Tel leaned forward, tendrils lightly brushing the railing.

“We are familiar with the archive summary. Why has it resurfaced?”

“Because it is not barren,” Vael-Zin said. “It is… inhabited.”

The planet dissolved. Replaced by a downward feed: rows of dark soil, churned and broken, sliced with linear cavities. In those cavities, bipeds in crude protective gear crouched in filth, clutching elongated metallic objects.

“This footage was captured from a long-dormant probe, reactivated after orbital drift correction. It documents a period of mass conflict on the surface. What you see is their form of warfare.”

He hesitated, then he ran the sequence.

The images moved in silence. The probe had no sound pickup in this era, so the violence unfolded like a hallucination. Muzzle flashes bloomed like short-lived stars. Explosions lifted bodies from the trenches. Thick clouds of yellow mist floated over the soil, absorbing all visibility.

Councilor Tayil-Mer narrowed their pupil membranes. “Are those… toxins?”

“Correct,” said Vael-Zin. “Chemical weapons. Deliberately released to break nerve function.”

A breathless murmur spread through the chamber.

The next reel played.

A mechanized beast—heavy, armored, tracked—lumbered across the battlefield. Projectiles ricocheted off their shell. Inside, living bipeds operated controls, steering it forward while it spewed fire from an iron snout.

“They build these constructs,” Vael-Zin said, “not to defend… but to force motion through stalemate.”

Ishun-Tel whispered, “There are millions of them fighting.”

“There were,” Vael-Zin confirmed. “In this conflict alone, over twenty million casualties.”

No one moved.

Councilor Ven-Ris pulled back, almost recoiling. “Why would they do this to themselves?”

“They form factions,” Vael-Zin explained. “Ideological, territorial, economic. Those who do not submit are neutralized.”

“And they built all this,” Tayil-Mer murmured, “on oxygen?”

“Yes.”

The next segment played.

Rain fell—blackened, acidic from fire particulates. The bipeds tried to shield their fallen comrades with thin sheets of cloth. Medics wrapped torn limbs with strips torn from their own uniforms.

One soldier carried another on his back through the mire, both limping, one missing an arm. Behind them, an explosive erupted, throwing up mud and corpses. They kept moving.

“They preserve even in collapse,” Vael-Zin said. “When pain overwhelms, they adapt. When systems break, they improvise.”

“They adapt to death?” Rhel-An asked. “That’s not intelligence. That’s… that’s something else.”

Tayil-Mer gestured. “You said they form factions. Are these... wars against other planetary species? Rival organisms?”

“No,” Vael-Zin said. “They do this to their own kind.”

That broke the chamber’s silence.

Councilor Ishen-Tel stood, the containment field rippling around them.

“That’s not possible. It makes no sense!”

“It is,” Izel-Tarn said quietly. “We've reviewed the full sample sequence.”

“You want us to believe,” Rhel-An hissed, “that a species evolved on a lethal world, learned to survive corrosion, radiation, and magnetic instability, and then turned its aggression inward?”

“Yes,” Vael-Zin said. “And yet…”

He cut to the next feed.

The trench battlefield dissolved, replaced by a grainy probe-capture from within a torn building. A biped lifted a child from rubble. Another—clearly injured—hauled a broken water container toward a group of the wounded.

“...they also heal.”

Footage from a makeshift hospital played: rough hands mending wounds, crude blood transfusion devices, amputations performed with grim precision. No anesthetics. Just will.

“They cry when others die. They remember the fallen. They record stories. They bury. They grieve.”

The chamber shifted, revulsion was giving way to confusion.

“They cannot be both,” Ishen-Tel murmured. “This is cognitive paradox. One cannot destroy and comfort. Hunt and mourn. This is impossible!”

“But they do,” Vael-Zin said. “They had to. Otherwise, they would not have survived.”

More footage. Crowds gathered in open fields. Small monuments were raised—inscribed stones, flowers placed with purpose, symbols repeated in strange patterns.

“What does that one mean?” Tayil-Mer asked, pointing at a symbol—two intersecting lines, vertical and horizontal.

“It appears in grief sites frequently,” Vael-Zin said. “Unknown cultural significance. Possibly spiritual.”

“They assign sacred meaning to death?” Ven-Ris asked. “No. This is error. The data has been contaminated.”

“I thought so too,” Vael-Zin said, pulsing forward a packet of validation metrics. “But I ran full checksum against the probe’s archive. The file chain is intact. We cross-checked orbitals with surface telemetry, and language patterning matches atmospheric transmissions.”

“Then the probe is malfunctioning. This footage is fabricated. Perhaps the species became aware of being observed—perhaps this is performance.”

Izel-Tarn stepped forward, for the first time.

“Councilors,” they said gently, “if this is performance, it has continued uninterrupted for several of their planetary cycles, across hundreds of locations, with no detectable coordination or technological cross-signals.”

“You are saying this is authentic?” Tayil-Mer asked. “This madness is real?”

“Yes.”

Rhel-An coiled their digits tightly around the railing. “Then we are not observing a culture. We are observing an abomination.”

“No,” Vael-Zin said.

All heads turned toward him. He took a breath, pulse surging. “No. This is not madness. This is… paradox.”

The chamber held its breath.

Silence did not exist among the Velari; their minds hummed, bodies pulsed with trace vibration, their thoughts connected through resonance fields. But now the network ran static. No one spoke. Vael-Zin held the moment longer than necessary. He had them now—not with authority, but with awe. Not with certainty, but truth.

“These recordings represent only a narrow slice of this species’ historical activity,” he said, voice firming. “The data is limited. The conclusions are not yet scientific. But I present it because it must be addressed.”

“You present carnage,” Ishen-Tel said, each syllable sharp, “as a form of discovery.”

“I present data,” Vael-Zin replied. “The conclusion is yours to make.”

Councilor Tayil-Mer narrowed their eyes. “And what would you have us conclude to?  That war is a sign of intelligence? That unpredictable behaviour signals potential?”

“No,” Vael-Zin said, “but resilience does.”"

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Howdy everyone! Sorry I've been so slow at writing. I've simultaneously had nothing going on but felt pulled in many directions, and just been struggling to write. BUT! I still have managed to do some, and ye shall reap the rewards. Some personal notes, in case you're wondering how I've been in the last month, I lost a job and was jobless for a bout a month and I've just recently found another and will be onboarding soon, so that's exciting. And another milestone we've reached in the story is that I've now surpassed page 500 in my word document that houses the story! That's 500 pages of 11 point font calibri text. I'm sure some of you could do the math on how thick that would be on a traditional novel, but I sure can't. I never imagined I could write so much, but it's honestly been an enjoyable experience the entire time, and I'm nowhere near what I imagine an end would be for Xander's story. Hope you all enjoy this chapter, even though there's not much exciting going on in it! I promise I'll try and get some action in soon.

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‘Demons,’ some call them. That would be a… vast oversimplification. What the common folk refer to as ‘demons’ encompasses a panoply of creatures, some natural to our world, and other being brought into it through the use of summoning skills, rituals, or even rare natural phenomena. If it’s violent, looks frightening, or is poorly understood, someone has likely called it a demon. True demons are vastly more frightful than most of the other creatures that erroneously share their label. Summoned from other realms by powerful skills or particularly intensive rituals, a demon, bound by a skill or not, is an intensely violent creature, possessed of a devious cunning. They are as intelligent, if not more so, than any man, and often test the bounds of their bindings. One should refrain from open ended instructions to a demon. “Clear out this room,” could very easily be interpreted maliciously by one as “Kill every living soul in this room.” What is most dangerous, however, are the rare breaches into our realm from other realms. Through their own sorcery, a powerful demon, or group of them, may find entry into our realm. This is typically followed by the wholesale slaughter of any nearby population centers until the demonic incursion can be quelled either by military or mercenary might. What could be arguably more sinister are the demons who manage to slip into our realm who are possessed of more guile. They lurk in the dark corners of the world, making ventures forth to commit violence against others before retreating back into the unknown, plaguing regions for years or even decades before they are discovered and rooted out.

-Marcus Vink, on demons.

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“Where do you think we ought to go first?” Gabrelle asked, as they walked away from the inn.

“Mm, I think the guild hall should be the first visit,” Graffus suggested. “They mayor might be able to give us the specific details of the kidnapping, but the guild can tell us why no one took the contract in the first place.”

“I agree with Graffus,” Atrax spoke up as they continued to walk. “The contract has been waiting for a while as is, it can wait another half hour while we find out if something is suspicious about it.”

“That’s fair,” Xander offered.

“Sounds like the guild hall it is,” Frazay said.

The guild hall was a small affair, a side branch of a side branch nestled between a tannery and a cooper. Inside, the building was mostly empty. A few solitary mercs looking over the sparse contracts that populated the contract walls and a single counter with a clerk behind it. The arrival of six mercenaries and two large animals at once brought all eyes to the party for a short time before interest waned and the eyes went back to scanning contracts and other paperwork. The six of them made their way to the small counter to the clerk, who was eyeing them up and down.

“Welcome, to the Breks branch of the mercenary guild. You’re all new faces here, are you here to take a contract or update your status?” The clerk asked.

“Actually, we’re here about a contract that we got from Rock’s Bay,” Gabrelle spoke up, stepping forward slightly.

The clerk’s face fell. “Oh… that. I’d feared that’s what you were here for when I saw all the new faces… Have you spoken to the mayor yet?”

“Not yet, why?” Gabrelle asked.

“Ah, well, perhaps that’s for the best. That you’ll be going to see him with all the information first, I mean. So… the short of it, is that Antellina wasn’t kidnapped, she ran away. Rumor has it that she found herself a man in the werewolf village down by the forest a few years back. Rumor also has it that Antre disapproved. Vehemently. Now she’s run off to that village and Antre won’t see reason. He’s convinced that they’ve kidnapped his daughter, and he’s terrified they’re going to turn her. That’s why no one here has taken the contract. No one’s interested in dragging a woman who doesn’t want to leave her lover back to her father, even if he is the mayor. But we do need the situation resolved… I’m afraid that Antre might try and do something drastic soon. It’s been months since he’s seen Antellina at this point. If you can make him see reason somehow, I’d happily mark the contract complete. He’s already paid us the commission for the contract, so there’s nothing he can do to stop payment.”

Outside the guild hall, the group paused to get their bearings.

“Well… at least we don’t have to fight any werewolves?” Atrax asked, trying to sound upbeat.

Xander let out a synthetic sigh. He’d honestly have rather had to fight something. The idea of convincing a father that his sweet, perfect daughter had run off with a werewolf sounded harder than fighting said werewolf. Xander assumed there had to be some kind of bias against werewolves thrown in there, too, considering the implied vehemence of Antre’s disagreement with Antellina’s choice of lover.

“So,” Xander said, pausing to think. “We have to convince a probably racist old man that his daughter hasn’t been kidnapped, and, in fact, chose to run away from her assumedly cozy life as the mayor’s daughter to live in a village that goes by the ‘old ways,’ whatever those are.” He sighed again. “That doesn’t sound hard at all,” he huffed sarcastically.

“It can be… difficult for parents to let go of their children,” Gabrelle offered. Given her experience with her own parents, the situation might be closer to home for her than for anyone else.

“Well, I suppose there’s not much else we can do,” Atrax groaned, stretching his arms above his head and working out the kinks of travel. “And if he won’t see reason, maybe we can convince his daughter to at least talk with him. Pay some kind of visit.”

“Aye.” Graffus added with a nod.

Frazay huffed. “I thought this was going to be exciting, not small town romance politics,” she complained.

“Small town politics are the ones that most frequently explode,” Valteria offered.

“Ugh,” Xander groaned disgustedly, raising his face to the sky as if to ask, ‘why us?’ “Well, we might as well get going. Let’s try and be… quiet about our disbelief of Antellina’s being kidnapped, okay? No sense getting the man riled up.”

A round of nods was had by all and off they moved to the mayor’s house. It was the largest domicile in the town, at least that Xander had noticed, by a good margin. Columns out front rising to the second level and supporting a roof for the large porch at the front of the building reminded Xander of the old antebellum houses he used to see on occasion in the South. He sighed quietly, just to himself, wistfully remembering humid summers back home, driving through the countryside to get to the beach.

Shaking the nostalgia off, Xander followed the rest of the team up to the door. Atrax was the first to reach the door. There was a large, cast-iron knocker bolted to the door in the shape of a lion’s head, holding the loop of the knocker in its mouth. Atrax took the knocker in hand and banged it against the door. A few moments later, the door was opened by a young man wearing simple, but crisp white clothes.

“May I help you?” The man asked politely, holding the door ajar.

“Ah, we’re here to see the mayor. About his daughter,” Atrax explained.

The man, who had yet to introduce himself, but Xander assumed was in the employ of the mayor as some kind of servant or attendant, perked up at the mention of the mayor’s daughter. “Oh yes! He’ll want to see you right away. He specifically instructed that any mercenaries inquiring about his contract should be led to see him right away. Please, step inside and wait in the foyer while I inform him of the situation and set the sitting room for you.”

The foyer was well adorned, large windows letting in the natural light of the sun. Chairs and couches were tastefully arranged around the area to allow multiple parties of different sizes a place to wait and converse without forcing them to mingle as they waited on the mayor to see them. Currentl...


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Talvan and the others finally reached the base of the mountain where Dustworf was located. A zigzagging dirt path wound its way up the steep cliffside—the only route to the town. With burning legs and labored breaths, they began the climb.

“Why did they build a town up here?” Leryea wheezed, struggling for air.

Revy, walking beside her, gave a tired chuckle. “I think it’s because they wanted to be closer to the ore veins in the mountain, y’know. But with the main road still closed, I guess they’re just living up here out of habit.”

Leryea leaned heavily on her staff, as if it could keep her from face-planting on the stone path.

“Well,” Talvan said, scanning the sleepy-looking village at the top, most of it was carv into the montan side.

“let’s find a place to rest and ask around.”

They found a group of dwarves drinking and chatting around a weathered barrel that served as a table. The laughter was loud, the mugs were full, and the talk was all about one thing.

“The dragon,” Talvan whispered, then stepped forward. “Sorry to interrupt—are you talking about a dragon?”

One of the dwarves, a broad fellow with a braided beard and soot-stained shirt, squinted at him. “Outsiders, huh?”

“Yeah,” Talvan said. “We just got into town. We couldn’t help overhearing.”

“Ahh, no harm in listenin’.” The dwarf grinned, sloshing his drink. “Aye, lad, we were talkin’ about that dragon. Most interestin’ thing to happen around here since Old Jim stubbed his toe on that cursed anvil.”

Revy walked up beside Talvan, curious. “Can you tell us what happened?”

The dwarf leaned in, his voice dropping just a bit. “Strangest thing I ever saw. Looked more jumpy than a cat in a thunderstorm—it was skittish, real twitchy. Took a step back even when the mayor approached, and he was in his full steam-knight armor.”

The other dwarf chimed in, chuckling. “But the lad with it—never seen someone like him. Nerves of steel. Just walked right up to the mayor and said, ‘Hello.’ Didn’t flinch. Didn’t even blink.”

“I’ve seen soldiers with less backbone than that mail carrier,” the first dwarf added, raising his mug. “Brazen as a hammer to the face.”

After they left the dwarves to their drinking, the group walked in thoughtful silence. The mention of the dragon lingered.

Despite its size, despite its power… the dragon had been skittish. Nervous. It didn’t match the old stories—tales of dragons that showed no fear, even as they took their final breath. Creatures that always carried that fire of defiance—or raw engagement—in their eyes.

Revy was the first to break the silence. “I’ve got a theory.”

Talvan raised an eyebrow. “Let’s hear it.”

“That dragon,” she said, “was in hiding for at least twenty years. Maybe longer.”

Leryea blinked. “Hiding? A dragon?”

“From rune gear.” Revy's voice dropped. “It killed hundreds during the Kinder Wars”. What if the survivors learned to fear us? What if that’s what we saw?”

Talvan gave a small nod, murmuring, “Might be a good thing…”

“It would explain a lot,” Revy went on. “The odd behavior. The way people saw it kept its head low. If it believes any random person might be able to kill it… wouldn’t that change how it acts?”

Leryea frowned. “Not necessarily.”

They looked at her.

“Fear doesn’t always lead to caution,” she said softly. “Sometimes… it leads to desperation. And we all know what scared creatures do.”

Her gaze turned distant.

“They try to destroy whatever scares them. And who knows what a scared dragon would do.”

As they approached the mayor’s home, Talvan stepped forward and gave the door a firm knock.

“Hello?” he called. “We’re looking to speak with the mayor.”

A few moments passed before the door creaked open, revealing a stocky dwarf with a blood-red beard and a jagged scar where one of his eyes used to be. He gave them a long, assessing once-over, arms crossed and unimpressed.

“Well now,” the dwarf rumbled, his voice gravelly with age and ale. “arms crossed and unimpressed. For a moment, he said nothing. Then—

'Flamebreakers, eh? You’ve got that air about you.”

His good eye narrowed at Talvan’s blade.

“And that fancy weapon on your hip—I’ve seen steel like that before. Ain’t cheap, and sure as hell ain’t from around here.”

Talvan gave a polite nod. “Yeah… that’s us.”

The dwarf snorted. “Figures. You lot walk like you’ve seen war, and carry yourselves like you’re not done with it yet. Come in, then. I reckon you’re not just here for tea.”

As the group stepped inside, the dwarf motioned for them to sit.

“I’m Boarif, son of Doarif,” he said, thumping his chest in the old dwarven way. “Mayor of Dustworf… more or less.”

Talvan offered a small bow. “I’m Talvan. The mage is Revy, and this is Leryea.”

Boarif gave them a long look—sharp enough to freeze bone. “Lad, you’re not here to hunt that dragon, are you?”

Talvan tensed. “We still need to track her. Understand what we’re dealing with.”

Boarif’s eye narrowed. “She’s not like the others. That one… she shared a table with me and my wife. You know what kind of honor that is? For a dwarf to share a meal with you?”

Revy raised a brow. “For a dragon to accept? That’s unhered of.”

Boarif gave a slow nod. “Aye. At first, we thought it’d be like the old stories—a monster come to burn the world. Fire and ruin. But  she  wasn’t like that.”

“I’ve known dragons,” he said after a pause, tapping the scar over his ruined eye. “Lost this to one—over a hundred and twenty years ago. I hated ‘em for most of my life.”

He looked away for a breath, then back at them.

“But Sivares… she’s different. Mark my words.”

Leryea spoke up next, her voice cautious but firm. “It’s not just the dragon. The magemice are leaving Honiewood.”

Boarif’s brow furrowed, the red in it darkening like storm clouds. “You sure about that?”

“Yeah,” she nodded. “And as you can guess, to get here, we had to cross Thornwood. Ran into some giant spiders along the way—bad ones. The mice said more are planning to come here for shelter.”

Boarif sat back in his chair, stroking his beard. “Hmph. That’s a bad sign. The magemice leaving their burrows… They’ve only done that twice in history. Once before the Kender Wars. And once during the Red Blight.”

“Still,” he added, glancing toward the window, “if they come, they’ll find a place here. Dustworf may be carved into stone, but our doors stay open.”

“Well, not like we can leave,” Leryea muttered. “The only road’s still blocked by the landslide, and Thornwood is crawling with those spiders.”

Boarif gave them a long look. “I won’t help you track the dragon,” he said firmly. “But you’ve been straight with me—so I’ll lend a hand.”

He moved over to a nearby desk, rummaging through a pile of scrolls and maps. “Here we go.” He unrolled a worn parchment and slid it across the table. “This’ll take you through the mine tunnels. Come out the other side, head west about twenty bars, and you’ll hit a small town called Baubel. I recon from there, and you head home.”

“Twenty bars?” Revy asked, raising an eyebrow.

“Dwarven measure,” Boarif explained. “We mostly use it for tunnel lengths. That’s about twelve miles.”

Talvan gave a small nod. “Thank you, Boarif. For being honest with us.”

“Aye, well—unlike you tallfolk, always dancin’ around the truth, I like to keep things straight from the start.”

As the group stepped out of the home and into the cool mountain air, Revy gave a small shrug. “Well, we still don’t have any real leads.”

“We might find something in Baubel,” Talvan said, tucking the map under his arm.

Leryea glanced to the sky. “But the dragon… Sivares, was it? She’s still out there.”

“And if she’s moving,” Revy added, “we’ll need to move faster.”

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Damon stepped out into the crisp morning air, taking a deep breath. Nothing beat the smell after a night of rain—fresh, clean, like the whole world had hit reset. The sun was already up, casting golden rays across the drying puddles.

From inside his shirt collar, Keys poked her tiny head out. “You think Sivares will come back?”

Damon stretched his arms overhead, back popping with a satisfying crack. He glanced toward the horizon. “Sure she will,” he said with a quiet chuckled. “But for once… we’ve got a little time.”

As he walked along the edge of the square, Keys climbed up to perch on his shoulder, eyes wide as she looked around. “This is the biggest city I’ve ever been in.”

Damon snorted. “This? This isn’t even a city.”

“What?” Keys blinked. “Really?”

“Homblom’s just a trading town—kind of a halfway stop between three actual cities. Avagron, Bolrmont, and Ulbma. Now those are cities. Especially Avagron—it’s the capital.”

Keys tilted her head. “That the one with the royal family?”

“Yep,” Damon said. “Their castle’s built right in the middle of a giant lake. Looks like it’s floating.”

Her eyes sparkled. “I want to see it.”

“Me too,” Damon admitted. “Never been myself.”

They walked in silence for a moment, the morning calm stretching around them.

But in both of their hearts, a quiet ember of excitement had already been lit.

The two of them wandered through town for a bit, taking in the sights. At one of the stalls, Damon used a bit of his small change to buy a...


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The explosion took Oswyn's eyebrows.

Not a dramatic, building-leveling blast that would have brought every instructor running. It was merely a sharp WHUMP that sent a gout of yellow-white flame straight up from the ceramic crucible, painting shadows on the armory's vaulted ceiling.

The acrid stench of burnt hair and nitrated compounds filled his nostrils as he stumbled backward, blinking away afterimages.

"Shit. Shit shit shit."

His hands flew to his face, patting frantically. Still there. Still intact.

The thick leather apron had caught most of the flash, though he could feel the heat on his exposed skin. His notebook, left too close to the reaction vessel, smoldered at the edges.

Three weeks. Three weeks of careful experimentation, and this was attempt number forty-three.

Each failure taught him something new about the volatile chemistry of nitrocellulose, but at this rate, he'd be bald and fingerless before winter's end.

The Scrapper population had learned to avoid his corner of the armory. Smart, cunning little bastards.

"Temperature spike during nitration," he muttered, scribbling notes with shaking hands. "Need better thermal control. Ice bath. Maybe salt-ice slurry..."

"Having fun, are we?"

Oswyn spun, his hand instinctively going to the knife at his belt. He hadn't heard the door open, hadn't heard footsteps. But then, he never did with her.

Daeharice stood in the doorway, her twilight form barely distinguishable from the shadows. She wrinkled her nose at the chemical reek.

"Instructor Thalien told me you were on cleaning duty," she said, stepping into the light.

Her violet eyes swept the workshop, taking in the glass apparatus, the lead-lined containers, the blast shields he'd cobbled together from old tower shields.

"This is a peculiar interpretation of 'cleaning.'"

"I'm cleaning out the old munitions," Oswyn said carefully. "Disposing of dangerous materials."

"By setting them on fire?"

"Controlled combustion is a valid disposal method."

A ghost of a smile touched her lips.

"You're a terrible liar, Oswyn Dunmire. Your pulse just jumped. Your pupils dilated. And you're still smoking."

He looked down. Sure enough, wisps of smoke were rising from his scorched apron.

He yanked it off, beating at the smoldering leather.

"What do you want?" The question came out harsher than intended. Three weeks of isolation, of chemical burns and ringing ears, had worn his social graces thin.

"I was curious," she said, gliding forward with that unnerving silence.

"The other students think you've been broken. That Thalien is working you like a beast of burden, making you scrub floors and oil armor as punishment. Khestri tells anyone who'll listen that you spend your days weeping into dirty mop water."

"Sorry to disappoint."

"I'm not disappointed."

She picked up a glass rod, examining the crystalline residue clinging to its end.

"Nitric acid. Sulfuric acid. Cotton. You're trying to create guncotton."

Oswyn's blood ran cold. "How do you..."

"My grandmother was Selenna Nox. Perhaps you've heard of her?"

Everyone had heard of Selenna Nox. The Gloomkin alchemist who'd nearly ended the Scouring Wars single-handedly with her poison clouds.

The woman who'd been executed by the Concordance for 'crimes against the natural order.'

"She left journals," Daeharice continued, setting the rod down with delicate precision.

"Hidden ones. She was fascinated by human chemistry. The idea that power could be distilled, bottled, shared. Democratic destruction, she called it. The Aelvari hated her for it."

"And you've read these journals?"

"Every word."

She moved to his notebook, scanning his failed formula.

"You're overnitrating. The reaction needs to be slower, cooler. And you're using raw cotton. It needs to be purified first. Washed in alkaline solution to remove the natural waxes."

She picked up his quill without asking, scratching corrections in the margins. Her handwriting was precise.

"Temperature control is critical. Ice bath. Rock salt to drop it below freezing. And the acid ratio..." She scribbled numbers.

"Sixty-five percent nitric, thirty-five percent sulfuric. No water. Water is death with this reaction."

By evening, following her corrections, he had his first stable batch of guncotton. The sharp CRACK of a test detonation rang through with no billowing smoke.

"Finally," Thalien's voice rumbled from behind him. The Orc had entered silent as a ghost despite his bulk. "Took you long enough."

"Smokeless powder," Oswyn said, trying to keep the pride from his voice. "Well, guncotton. The first step."

"The first of many."

Thalien picked up one of Oswyn's sketches. Complex designs for gas-operated actions, detachable magazines. "Too ambitious. You're trying to run before you can walk."

"But with the higher pressures from smokeless powder..."

"Will blow apart your revolver if you're not careful. And these designs?" He tapped the semi-automatic sketches.

"Beautiful theory. But can you machine the tolerances? Do you understand the metallurgy required? The heat treatment?"

Oswyn's silence was answer enough.

"As I thought."

Thalien set the sketches aside. "Start simple. Build up. Your revolver is a dead end - the cylinder gap bleeds too much pressure with smokeless loads. You need a sealed breech."

The Orc pulled out his own sketch, rough but practical.

"Single-shot break-action. Like a hunting rifle. Strong, simple, safe. Test your ammunition without losing fingers. Once that works, we talk about repeaters."

It was humbling, but Oswyn saw the wisdom. He'd been drunk on possibilities, forgetting fundamentals.

"There's an old lathe in the back," Thalien continued.

"Pre-Concordance. Still works. You'll need to turn your own brass cases - the black powder cartridges you've been using won't handle smokeless pressures."

The next few days blurred together. Oswyn learned to operate the ancient lathe, turning brass stock into precisely dimensioned cartridge cases.

Each one took an hour of careful work. He made dozens, testing different wall thicknesses, different primers.

The single-shot rifle came together slowly. He salvaged a barrel from an old wall gun, reboring it to a consistent .45 caliber.

The break-action was crude but robust, held closed by a massive locking lug that could handle twice the pressure he planned to generate.

His first smokeless loads were conservative. Black powder charges generated maybe 20,000 PSI of chamber pressure.

His calculations suggested smokeless could easily double that. He started at 25,000 PSI, working up slowly.

The difference was immediate.

Black powder pushed a 300-grain bullet to maybe 900 feet per second from his revolver. The same bullet, with a moderate smokeless charge from the rifle's longer barrel, exceeded 1,600 feet per second.

"Better," Thalien approved, watching him test-fire. "But you're still thinking like a pistoleer. Rifles are different beasts. Smaller bullets, higher velocities. Try this."

He handed Oswyn a different projectile. Not a round ball or a blunt cylinder, but a sleek, pointed bullet with a boat-tail base.

"Spitzer design. From the old wars. Two hundred grains instead of three hundred. See what your powder does with that."

The crack of the rifle was sharper, angrier.

The lighter bullet left the barrel at over 2,200 feet per second. Downrange, the iron plate they used for testing didn't just dent. It cratered, the metal splashing outward like water.

"Velocity is the key," Thalien lectured. "Kinetic energy increases with the square of velocity. Double the speed, quadruple the impact. That's why arrows kill despite weighing nothing. Speed."

"So lighter and faster is better?"

"To a point. Too light and the bullet lacks sectional density. Won't penetrate deeply. Too fast and it fragments on impact. Balance. Always balance."

Oswyn's notebook filled with ballistic calculations. Different bullet weights, different powder charges, different barrel lengths. He was mapping the boundaries of this new technology, finding the sweet spots where accuracy, power, and practicality intersected.

After two weeks of single-shot success, Thalien judged him ready for the next step.

"Repeating rifles. The Dwarves had lever-actions before the Concordance. Tube magazines under the barrel. Workable, but limited. The pointed bullets you're using would detonate primers in a tube magazine. Need a different approach."

Oswyn had been thinking about this. "Box magazine. Spring-loaded. Bullets stack vertically, not horizontally."

"Show me."

The design came together painfully slowly. Oswyn had to hand-forge springs, learning their temper through trial and error. Too soft and they wouldn't feed reliably. Too hard and they'd snap under compression.

But the real challenge was the action.

A lever-action was mechanically complex, with multiple moving parts that had to time perfectly.

His first attempt locked up solid after three shots. The second wouldn't extract spent cases. The third launched its locking block across the room on the first shot, nearly taking his eye out.

"Maybe..." he studied the failed mechanisms. "Maybe ...


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Despite Akkau's apparent desire to take Cale... somewhere, the dragon seemed incredibly resistant to the idea of using a teleportation spell to do so. Cale didn't really get it, considering he'd already used one not so long ago. Maybe he was one of the rare few that suffered a form of teleportation sickness?

Cale wasn't complaining too much about it, though. He wasn't exactly fond of letting himself be teleported by a relative stranger, either. It wasn't like he could see his destination ahead of time—for all he knew, he'd get teleported into a cage. Or into a pit of lava.

It wouldn't even have been the first time.

Without the convenience of teleportation, the two were forced to trek through the desert with nothing but a tinted mana barrier to provide some shade. Akkau didn't seem to mind, but then he was a literal dragon; Cale was pretty sure they grew with exposure to the sun or something.

He wasn't quite so lucky. The heat was making him sweat, and he was wearing far too many layers of clothing for a trek through the desert. The old dragon took pity on him there, at least: the moment Cale began taking off his clothing, Akkau quickly cast a temperature control spell to help keep him cool.

See, this was why he needed to be able to cast proper magic. Life would be so much more comfortable! If he could learn a full set of basic spells here, he might be able to carry that knowledge to any other world he was reincarnated in. He might finally be able to actually, properly call himself an archmage!

As they walked, Akkau explained what had happened with the little girl and laid out the details of what he'd wanted to discuss. Apparently, the old dragon was the headmaster of a nearby magic academy; he'd handed the girl to his healers so they could ensure she was okay and find out where she'd been taken from.

He also wanted Cale to enroll as a student. He hadn't been kidding about the whole "learn all the magic you desire thing".

It explained why his Thread of Fate had been of so much interest to the old dragon. Not only were magic academies one of the few things that could minimize its dangers, they could actively benefit from enrolling a student with the Thread.

Part of that was because they were so prone to magical disasters to begin with. Those disasters acted as a sort of focal point for the Thread's possibilities to unspool toward, limiting the scope and magnitude of each disaster to just a little above what was already typical for a magical academy.

And while it wasn't without its risks, graduating classes where the Thread of Fate was involved tended to have much higher rates of archmage-quality casters.

Akkau wasn't saying it, but Cale was willing to bet that part of it was that the dragon wanted to keep an eye on him, too. Any archmage worth their salt would, and Akkau didn't strike him as someone who wanted him purely for the benefits.

Cale agreed readily, to Akkau's apparent surprise. It fit his goals of learning magic, after all. The name of the academy was a bit of a mouthful, though—Kazix Brightscale's Academy of the Attuned Arts? Cale wrinkled his nose.

Akkau hadn't seemed particularly open to criticism of the name, unfortunately. Hopefully, he'd be more open to feedback on other matters. Like the whole getting-kidnapped-by-elves incident.

"What was all that about, anyway?" Cale asked. "I mean, you seemed way too willing to let those elves finish their summoning. Except you had anti-demon scriptures lining the outside of their lair, so you clearly weren't planning to let them succeed." He jerked his head back toward the now-smoking ruins they were walking away from.

Akkau didn't reply for a long moment. He stared straight ahead, and Cale began to wonder if the old dragon had somehow managed to fall asleep while walking with his eyes open.

Pretty useful skill, that. It had taken him far too many lives to learn that one.

"No," Akkau finally said. Cale blinked and looked up at him. "I will give you your answers eventually, but... not yet. It would be too dangerous to tell you now."

"In case you haven't noticed, I have a lot of magic," Cale pointed out. "There are very few things that can actually threaten me. Just so you know."

"I did not say that it would be you that would be in danger," the old dragon said dryly.

Cale had nothing to say to that. "Are you at least going to tell me why they chained you up in dragonsteel?" he asked instead. "Because that was stupid, even for elves willing to cast blood rituals."

Akkau sighed. "It was a calculated planting of false information," he said. "They are students at my academy, and I have ensured that all information on dragons and their weaknesses are appropriately... altered. In this case, they believed that dragonsteel would be the only material capable of holding us captive."

"Huh." Cale was sort of impressed. "In case your students get uppity! Pretty smart."

It was, after all, a proven law of the multiverse that in any given magical academy, at least five students per academic year would "get uppity." Misinformation on the academy's headmaster was an entirely sensible precaution to take. And he supposed that in a world with less than ten dragons remaining, there wouldn't be too much out there that could contradict the lie.

It was odd that the world only had ten dragons remaining, though. Dragons were a multiversal species. Any great disaster that wiped a large number of them out was usually followed by a migrant flock of dragons eager to find new territory.

Eh. Not really his problem, as far as he was concerned.

"So, where are we going?" Cale asked. Akkau gave him a flat look, and then pointed a single claw to the pristine towers in the distance that were practically glowing with magic.

Right! The academy. Cale hummed to himself cheerfully, then decided to try and see if he could get some sort of walking spell.

Cale did not, unfortunately, manage to get any new spells on the way to the academy grounds. Nor did he gain any new ones as he walked through the extensively decorated halls all the way to the old dragon's office. In retrospect, Cale felt like he should have paid more attention to what the university looked like.

Most of the impression that he got was that it was sort of pretentious, which fell more or less in line with what he knew of the Brightclaws.

"Cale," Akkau said. "Pay attention."

Cale was rather decidedly not paying attention, because what Akkau was telling him to do was impossible.

He could solve the majority of problems with sheer brute force. It was like the old adage said: not all problems could be solved with violence. Sometimes, they had to be solved with extreme violence. That was Cale's guiding principle for the vast majority of dark lords he'd dealt with.

Akkau, unfortunately, was not one of those dark lords, and the problem Cale was being presented with couldn't be vaporized with sheer quantities of mana. That meant he was in a bit of a conundrum.

He needed spells! He'd said as much. Instead, Akkau insisted on putting him through a basic series of tests, which would supposedly help determine the best way for him to learn those spells. The limitations of [Spell Intuitionist] meant that he'd need to adhere to this world's rules to be able to obtain anything above the second tier, and Akkau was determined to identify exactly where he placed within those rules.

Cale, on the other hand, rather hated these types of tests. He'd tried a variety of them without much success, and had mostly sworn off them since. There was a small part of Cale that said he could probably stand to listen a bit more...

He ignored it.

"You're asking me to do something impossible," Cale said. "So no."

"I'm asking you to perform a very basic mana attunement," Akkau said, exasperated.

"Like I said, impossible." Cale went back to examining his status, wondering if he'd be better served wandering through the classrooms and stealing spells. Better not—he still didn't know what [Marked] did, and Akkau only knew that it was different for every mage that had it. "I already told you, I have too much mana to do stuff like that."

"No one has too much mana to do an attunement," Akkau growled, irritated. "That quantity of mana doesn't even exist on Utelia, let alone inside a single man. If you had that amount of mana, you would have exploded or set yourself on fire long before now."

Cale had, in fact, both exploded and set himself on fire a number of times across the many lives he'd lived. He considered telling Akkau this, then decided against it. The old dragon didn't need to know that much about him yet.

"Well, I do," Cale said. A little too flippantly for Akkau's tastes, probably, considering the way the dragon seemed on the verge of setting him on fire. That might actually be a good way to level [Fire Resistance], now that he thought about it. Would he get an active spell out of it if it leveled enough?

"You have an archmage-level core," Akkau said. "Archmages are still perfectly capable of performing attunement. It may require more practice, but—"

"No, my core is a few levels above archmage, actually," Cale interrupted idly. "I just keep it contained. Otherwise I'd be exploding or setting myself on fire, like you said."

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  • Damned apes sure love their fancy weaponry.

The remark pierced the oppressive silence of the Prowlers bridge like a brick thrown trough a closed window. Commander Kaba, who was until then, lost in the display of her stations screens gave an annoyed snort before rising, her feathered crest standing upright, her scales reflecting the red light from the machinery, leaving the impression of an angry spectral dragon. The imposing sauromantian female could dominate the room without needing to even stand up from her throne of steel, granted, the captains chair was in an elevated position for exactly this reason. While she preferred a more informal interaction with her crew as what was the norm in the empire, lately she found that some took her more relaxed stance as an invitation for slacking off or forgetting themselves.

  • What was that? Did the away team signal back? If so, i would very much prefer a proper report!

The one comms officer gulped, and flattened his own crest in a submissive display, the other who was from a semi-aquatic species with only a superficial resemblance to the rest of the crew, one of the many client states of the Amber empire, could only make themselves look smaller by lowering their head.

  • Yes commander! The away team reports that preliminary analysis confirms our suspicions. The damage and the radiation trace on the wreck is consistent with matter-antimatter annihilation. The humans seem to have used antimatter weaponry.

  • That is hardly news, can they tell if it was in the form of a torpedo, or fired from a gun?

  • Too early to say, we will need a proper analysis later, all they can say that it was a controlled detonation.

  • I would certainly hope so. - The thought of the alliance having that much antimatter that they decided to just fling it around free-form in hopes of killing their enemies would have been terrifying. No, not even the humans could be that reckless or wasteful. - Be that as it may, that is not the main reason we are here for, any progress on the black box?

  • They need more time, it seems the crew had sealed off certain sections of the ship before their demise, and the command center is not where it was supposed to be.

  • Very well, renew signal blackout until they have something of significance to report.

She could feel the lingering question that the comms officer dared not to speak. She let out another annoyed snort and a rumble from her throat. This was the problem with her kind, you gave up the seemingly pointless posturing and displays of dominance, and some took it as a sign of weakness. Do what every sauromantian leader does, and you get a culture of silence around you where your will become deaf and blind thanks to your own crew not speaking up, even when they should. She decided to answer without having to hear the question.

  • It might seem excessive, we are far out, this corpse of a vessel has been dead for weeks, and the alliance task force has shown no interest in collecting its remains so far. But I would remind you who and what we are facing.

As she expected, the weapons officer, Ralga was the first to speak up. He never bought into the stories surrounding the alliance, and the primates at the center of it. With a flick of a switch she had the bridge comms transmit to the rest of ship, might as well break up the monotony for the crew, and give them a clearer picture.

  • Surely their reputation is exaggerated. If half of the rumors were true, they would have conquered the entire Orion arm by now. Unbeatable fleets and battleships that are indestructible, new technologies that border on magic every other day that are yet somehow never used again later. And the latest rumors, of phantom ships? Nothing but ghost stories created by weaklings and primitives who never saw a stealth ship.

  • Well yeah, would be a crappy one if they did.

Amused rumbles all around. Kaba gave a look to the nav officer who turned Ralgas rant into a joke, but decided to not comment on it. It was time to address the elephant in the room.

  • You all know why we are here. And Ralga has a point. Their reputation is most certainly exaggerated, in fact, since you are all involved, I might as well share how the Shadowguard confirmed many of the myths surrounding the humans to being a work of their own propaganda networks.

It seemed as if the temperature had suddenly dropped, the mentioning of the Shadowguard would usually do that, and also get the attention of everyone. It might have seemed she just undermined her own position, and the significance of their mission here, so now was the time to turn it around.

  • They most certainly use fear as a deterrent and as a weapon, but make no mistake about it. They would not be half as effective without a truth at the core of it all. You mentioned the reputation of their invincible fleets, or more precisely, their battleships, “dreadnaughts” - She needed a few attempts to exactly translate the name from English to Neomanti, and she had to resist the urge to go into detail about the history of earth that she spent the last months studying. - as they call them. I could spend more time explaining just the history of how that ridiculously dramatic sounding name came to be as Koz and his team would need to take that wreck apart, for now just understand this, they never lost a single one of those since they started building them.

  • Are we sure they didn`t just cover up any losses?

The nav officer immediately regretted asking that question as they met with the commanders gaze, but it seemed she decided to address it without making a fuss about the disrespect of interrupting a superior.

  • They certainly could have one or two, and i know of at least one case where they only technically did not lose one to enemy action, but still had to scuttle it themselves before their opponents could destroy it, to keep that record going. My point is, they could not have pulled off creating that reputation without having a damn good battle record in general. Sure, in some particular cases they sacrificed scores of smaller ships in engagements that went south, only to save their capitals that got into trouble. However, usually they pulled it off without needing unreasonable losses of every other asset they had, enough times to create the theme.

She paused for a moment, but raised a claw to demand attention and for any questions or remarks to have to wait.

  • Their reputation for technological superiority, or more precisely, showing up to fights with some new gadget that throws the whole order of void warfare into chaos. Its thanks to them spending a ridiculously disproportionate amount of resources and effort into trying to find an edge over others, way more as even our engineering guilds. Thanks to survivors bias, peoples of the Orion sector rarely remember the numerous failures. They don`t remember the fancy weapon that posed a bigger threat to the user as their targets, or the dumb ideas that just failed, they remember the successes. Their news networks and information warfare cells make sure you only recall the things in question that worked fine, and they will sweep under the rug the fact that it turned out to be too impractical and expensive in the long run, or any other reasons why they stopped using them. And this part is the reason why we are here.

She cleared her throat, and took up a more menacing pose, as well as speaking in a low, threatening tone.

  • Plenty of times, their enemies pulled up historical records, found out that the humans actually did not do anything new, and if they were lucky, they still had the time and means to apply some cheap and effective countermeasure that rendered the advantage null and void. That, is why this is more then just a scout mission. We are here to make sure we don`t need luck for that, if it ever comes to a conflict between us and the alliance.

The commander sighed, for now this should be enough as motivation. As for the exact orders at hand.

  • So until we know for a fact that this alliance task force are as blind to our presence as we hope them to be, i want our measures for standing undetected to be the same as if we were in the middle of a heavily populated star system with patrols on every corner. Don`t let the Prowlers state of the art as a stealth ship go to your heads. I want every little detail that is out of place, every blip on a sensor to be reported, and i want to hear any and all concerns voiced to me. Yes Hikar, what is it?

She turned to the tech officer who seemed to nervously shift from one leg to other, while apparently being unsure if he needed to look at the commander or his stations sensors screen.

  • So, hypothetically. What would be the cheap and effective countermeasure to an incoming antimatter warhead?

To be continued, maybe.

Disclaimer: You might notice that the aliens in the story use human terminology, measurement units and common phrases. I did not want to resort to the calling rabbit smeerps trope because while adding a few alien sounding words can deepen ones immersion, like measuring your distance in kellicams while your cloaked bird of prey is stalking that federation cruiser, i would rather not saturate my writing that has an already bad case of world salads and runaway sentences with hard to follow new terms. So take it like a faithful translation that did its best to translate not just words but idoms and meanings to their closest English equivalent.

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