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[-] jerakor@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago

Once they raise the global temperatures enough all of the Iowa corn farmers can just farm rice and sugar cane along the Iowa coastline.

[-] Mirshe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I propose we lower Texas enough to flood the Great Plains and revive the Ordovician Sea.

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