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[-] Floon@lemmy.ml 45 points 3 weeks ago

SQL does pair well with getting drunk....

[-] flashgnash@lemm.ee 11 points 3 weeks ago

Itssss fine it's only the dev database I can drop this table

[-] superkret@feddit.org 6 points 3 weeks ago

At my first and only job involving SQL, the dev database was also the (only) backup.
The company was so cheap, only 2 people could log onto the server at a time, yet there were 5 admins that needed access.
(so they saved a few thousand on licenses, at the expense of half the employees sitting idle at any time, and getting frustrated.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 5 points 3 weeks ago

But don't use JavaScript to add up the bill.

[-] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"6 for the beer, 9 for the longdrink, 4.20 for the water.... That's a total of 694.20 please."

[-] superkret@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

Actually, he gives out (cooled, sparkling) water for free cause he says that's a human right.

[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

Pour a cup of java and write it down in javascript.

[-] chahk@beehaw.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

As a SQL deleloper, can cornfirm.

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