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If bike assassin dude was some random guy I wonder wtf he's doing right now. (hexbear.net)

submitted 4 months ago by ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Like he's probably in his moms basement, laying in bed, thinking "fuck I didn't expect to get this far."

That or frantically looking up Gray Hounds to Mexico.

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[-] Isopod_Activities@hexbear.net 77 points 4 months ago

The shooter returns to his apartment, slamming the door behind him and pressing his back against it, his limbs spread wide apart as if to brace the door as his wide eyes turn to the startled faces of his three roommates in the dingy living room of his Brooklyn apartment.

"Guys, I did a thing," he says. Laugh track, end scene.