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Anon goes to the doctor (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 146 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
  • be me
  • finally a practicing doctor after an eternity of school
  • on my way to the next patient
  • overwhelming stench of B.O. as I open the door
  • try my best to hide my disgust and ask how he's doing
  • patient goes on a rant about how life is unfair, something about jewish people and 13%
  • just nod along as I pull up his info
  • guy is clearly depressed
  • suggest ssri's to improve his outlook on life
  • youveactivatedmytrapcard.jpg
  • guy proceeds to spend 20 minutes talking about how he saw a post online saying ssri's are bad, it's mind control, and he mentions jewish people again
  • already 5 minutes late for my next patient
  • nod and agree and tell him to have a nice day

Why can't these people understand I'm just trying to help them?

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 22 points 4 months ago

If you wanna use the > things you can do \ then >
>like this

[-] Zozano@lemy.lol 3 points 4 months ago

Holy shit, I bet you know how to triforce too.

ENLIGHTEN US WIZARD

[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

> /b/ me

> been lurking for 17 years

>still can't triforce

>wife left me for Chad

> I'm so lonely.

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[-] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Thanks i had no idea lol

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