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I bet members of the NYPD are hard at work trying to grift free plane tickets and hotel rooms to vacation destinations like Hawaii, Florida, Paris, etc so they can continue their "investigations". (hexbear.net)

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[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago

We have reason to believe the suspect fled to Golden Corral, specifically by the gravy fountain. I will make sure to keep a close eye on it and not abandon my post.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago

Important! Requesting triple overtime. Plus emergency increase in food, lodgings, and entertainment funding is also required. Possible lead developing and a stakeouts needed at Cheeks Gentlemen's Club and Naked-a-rama...