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[-] Infynis@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You can always get your foot in the door by purchasing a disc of vacuum dessicated Elon on the Ferrngi Futures Exchange! Currently only 50 bars of gold pressed platinum, but act fast!

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