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[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 66 points 2 years ago

blockchain for state management, TRULY speculative execution.

[-] skilltheamps@feddit.de 27 points 2 years ago

I once wrote an interpreter for a subset of the java bytecode in python. The jvm being a stack machine allowed me to store its state in IPFS and reference past states by their hash, i.e. you get a blockchain of execution states. It worked for a hello world program and was slow as fuck.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 years ago
[-] Beanie@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago

I'm only terrified

[-] starman@programming.dev 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

And AI for arithmetic operations. That's so brilliant. I think we have a great idea for startup.

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

Holy shit, this guy is living in the future

[-] eltimablo@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

You're responsible for cleaning up all this vomit I made just now.

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