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[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 93 points 8 months ago

Pretty dangerous for a vampire to invest in a market that's only open during the day.

[-] ImWaitingForRetcons@lemm.ee 42 points 8 months ago
[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 11 points 8 months ago

There's a lot I'd be willing to do for somebody that made me 10 times stronger than the average man and functionally immortal without the weakness of immediately bursting into flames under sunlight.

But I don't think I would kill people for them or bring them victims to kill.

I guess I would not be a very good ghoul.

[-] Hoohoo@fedia.io 11 points 8 months ago

There's always CEOs

[-] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 8 months ago

But good ghouls get headpats!

That's the flavour of vampire mind control they never mention in the stories.

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 months ago

In 2024, we call that a C level position.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

You should watch Renfield.

[-] ours@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago
[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 8 months ago

Witches have familiars, vampires have thralls—what do they even teach in school these days? /s

[-] ours@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Classic Bram Stoker uses "familiar" as well as "What we do in the shadows".

Vampire lore fiiiight!

[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago
[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Good time to invest in a cocaine producer.

[-] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 8 months ago

Like some professional investors are not breathing in more cocaine than air to trade 24h around the globe. The current gap is on weekends.

this post was submitted on 10 Dec 2024
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