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Anon misfires
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Call me old fashioned, but I don't think pulling your pants down to fart is more embarrassing than doing explosive diarrhea into the Thames.
old fashioned
Diarrhea is a lot more understandable reason to do that. A fart you could've just sneakily let go while walking
Well..
Nah, it's understandable