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No idea. I always tell them how nice I am, I always hold the door for them, and I even shower before we meet up. I've even going so far as to pick them up at their houses, they never seem to appreciate it. Some have reacted quite unexpectedly, slamming the door and yelling about police. I've learned to never show initiative and learn their address beforehand, as the effort is never reciprocated. Maybe if I was some knuckledragging douchebag, I'd get some of the attention I deserve.
I find if you visit them in their bedroom for a surprise you can get to know how they react under stressful situations.
Honestly to me that's really important. I need someone who is cool and calm under pressure
Can you imagine hitching your wagon to someone only to find out years later that they can't stay focused while under the effects of teargas?
Ok, Tyler
I am old enough to appreciate that reference.
That's..... That's a joke right?
It says a lot about the strange people you meet online that, had I never responded, no one but me would truly know if this offhand comment actually came from a deranged stalker or just some drunk and bored idiot looking to do some light trolling.
Ok! Phew! I've read some real incel shit on some comments and you made me believe your case was real.
It's masterful
Why thank you, it took many edits to get it to the point where it was creepy but believable.
I'm gonna say probably a joke, but we all know where exactly to find a dead serious version
Yeah. These days it's difficult to tell.