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[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 385 points 10 months ago

Columbine kicked off an epidemic of school shootings because of the attention it got. Some people need a focus for their misery and I am not ashamed to say that I would rather see heartless corporate executives fear for their safety instead of school children gunned down as they hide in a closet. Just putting that out there.

[-] Dohnuthut@lemmy.world 80 points 10 months ago

I am glad to know I'm not alone in this line of thinking!

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 69 points 10 months ago

Hello lonely young men with something to prove, have you seen how much positive attention Luigi got

[-] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 20 points 10 months ago

well im lonely but i dont want to goto jail.

[-] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 30 points 10 months ago

So what you're saying is if the collective can set Luigi free then you might be okay with the deal?

[-] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 11 points 10 months ago

no ill miss my computer too much but it is tempting.

[-] NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz 6 points 10 months ago

You can't miss your computer if you die guns blazing or drive off a cliff

[-] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 months ago

depends what situation id get myself into. I'm fond of being alive currently.

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

In Heaven all those ads promising a "Free Alienware" if you just fill out a survey are actually true.

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Just avoid eating inside restaurants for awhile.

[-] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

I've got very few long term prospects, very little empathy for the undeserving wealthy, and a whole lot of spare time.

Ladies, look out 😎

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Well yeah, don't you remember game theory talking about how big his cock is?

[-] Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 months ago

Luigi got attention for being arrested, the police are the ones alleging that he was the one who shot the CEO.

[-] Benjaben@lemmy.world 59 points 10 months ago

It really would be a strange kind of uniquely American poetry if our school shooting problem inverted itself into a megacorp CEO shooting solution.

[-] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago

shit, i would say school shootings are endemic now.

[-] DrunkEngineer@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Workplace shootings are nothing new. Where do you think the term Going Postal comes from?

[-] CurlyChopz@programming.dev 6 points 10 months ago

Damn I thought it was the hit game POSTAL 2

[-] unphazed@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Watch the Postal movie for a real wtf humor/horror experience. I enjoyed it, but it's a sensitivity PR nightmare.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I really hope Jo Miran is an alias.

Maybe of the Buckee's beaver?

[-] demizerone@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

In this regard, all the media attention might be a good thing. I haven't seen this much coverage since that runaway bride horse shit 15 years ago.

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