I promise my friends and I won't play in the dirt, mom.

Me waiting for my mom to pick us up:

Unless it's undergound, then it's magma

Investment idea: dildos that work like those prop knives that retract

Maybe it was the best Veilguard that could have been made.

Veilguard is kinda ass though

But at what cost 😔

fr though look at the fox

When you mix it with water, it'll form a hydronium ion, what else do you need?

deeply imsearious

Anyone who insists on being called Lord should have his limbs amputated.