cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/23389357

"Yeah, but what happened to the Dufrenes? No one seems to care.

Who can eat at a time like this?

People are missing! You people are selfish!

The Dufrenes are in someone’s trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And they’re hungry.

That's a double whammy!

We need help. Bush, search party of 3. You can eat once you find the Dufrenes"
-- Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg - What About the Dufrenes?