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[-] kittehx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Fuck, yeah it got me too

(in fairness i'm tipsy rn)

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

I think this site also had a really funny article about an alpha male that touched a tampon and ended up in an ER.

[-] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 20 points 2 weeks ago

[-] kittehx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

damn, good thing I'm a woman. sending my condolences to the victim and his family

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Bro had UHC too

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

100% something they'd do, which makes it even easier to swallow the onion

this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2024

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