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Anon wipes his ass
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this post was submitted on 24 Dec 2024
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Funny how there's always a completely moot discussion about wiping techniques or bidets when the real issue with people having to wipe 20 times is almost always diet.
If you think that's bullshit go ahead and buy a small (for testing) pack of psyllium husk, consume two table spoons a day (in water or on top of a meal) and witness yourself becoming One-Sheet-Shane on the throne in 3 days.
¡Not everybody's got a Golden Asshole, Kyle!
Psyllium Husk tastes like dirt, try Inulin instead. It's basically tasteless and does the exact same thing.