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Anon gets plastered
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
I once took a power nap in a walk-in fridge. I put a chair against the wall and just curled into a ball and slept. Twenty minutes of chilly, peaceful rest on the hottest day of the year. It was absolutely perfect.
I tried again a few months later on an uncomfortably warm, but not really hot day, and it fucked me up. Every muscle in my body was tight and angry and I was super overwhelmed going back into more normal temperatures.
I haven’t tried it again because the first one honestly seems like a fluke, but I remember it happily.