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[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 158 points 2 months ago

Bosses love to think that they know it all, but they operate on limited info like everybody else. This just shows how stupid it is to work hard for a job, when everything is based on impressions and not on any kind of objective measures.

[-] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 114 points 2 months ago

I've seen unproductive people succeed simply because they show up early and leave late while doing less than average work. It's all about appearances.

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 40 points 2 months ago

It's a dumb system for dumb people and I hate it.

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 48 points 2 months ago

One time I spent an hour restacking four small pallets into one big pallet. Managera come through and one of them says, "hey wow, looks much cleaner in here, good work today!"

Anyways I got a promotion a few months later.

[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I work hard for myself at work. To know my day and time wasn't wasted. I also try to learn something new every day. If I'm gonna be a wage slave I'm gonna be a smart wage slave.

....wait.

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

I only work hard for myself. Contributing to open source bcoz that is the one that gives me satisfaction, even if not the money.

[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 75 points 2 months ago

It's a running joke where I work just how hard it is to get fired. One of the few stories I know of someone who was fired involved an employee for whom my employer paid multiple times for courses of rehab. He was finally fired when after all that they found him at his desk so drunk they basically couldn't wake him at all.

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 41 points 2 months ago

I once saw a truck driver not get fired for getting caught for the second time stealing meat (whole carcasses) from the truck.

[-] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 39 points 2 months ago

That's sad.

[-] Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 months ago

Similar stuff happens at my job. Only thing people really get fired for is getting into fights.

[-] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 months ago

where do you work?

[-] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

On my first job, there were several employees whose jobs was to aimlessly wander around the office because they had a problem with their logins when they were hired and nobody bothered to fix it for them. Companies really don't give a shit.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago

Does everyone in this thread work in a warehouse?

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago
[-] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago
[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago
[-] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

We do bulk and they're also werewolves, so it's a werewhore warehouse

There were some in Pompeii but they haven't been located yet, to this day archeologists don't know where the werewhore warehouses were

[-] stinky@redlemmy.com 2 points 2 months ago
[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Can it wait until the next full moon?

[-] stinky@redlemmy.com 2 points 2 months ago

🏃🏠💨

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago
[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

Lame. Dude just reinvented the wheel

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago

The secret to promotion is to be competent but not amazing.

If you're good enough not to be fired, but not so good you're indispensable in your current role, your boss will be happy to recommend you for promotion to get you out of their umbrella.

[-] Zementid@feddit.nl 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Just be a constructive slight annoyance... and be funny, nice and be seen ether the first or exit the last (I suggest first).

[-] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

"Better than good, good enough"

[-] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago

Sleeping for 10 hours in a closet would do enough damage to my body that i'd quit my job and get a disability pension

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I once took a power nap in a walk-in fridge. I put a chair against the wall and just curled into a ball and slept. Twenty minutes of chilly, peaceful rest on the hottest day of the year. It was absolutely perfect.

I tried again a few months later on an uncomfortably warm, but not really hot day, and it fucked me up. Every muscle in my body was tight and angry and I was super overwhelmed going back into more normal temperatures.

I haven’t tried it again because the first one honestly seems like a fluke, but I remember it happily.

[-] kalpol@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

This is a plot point in The Caine Mutiny

this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2024
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