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Anon wipes his ass
(lemm.ee)
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I wipe homeopathically.
0.5 mm² gently applied at the top of my crack for a nice even dispersal.
I wipe homo pathetically, I'll leave the details to your imagination.
You wipe up to the fourth knuckle?
0.5 mm²of what? 0.5 MM² OF WHAT??
Well, in homeopathy, like cures like, so probably more shit.
Hot sauce?