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Anon wipes his ass (lemm.ee)

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[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

just have a trash can in the bathroom. idk why people are against doing that

[-] Geth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago

Anything, just anything else but to wash your bum.

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 weeks ago

you seriously prefer using your sink than cleaning yourself with a wet wipe?

[-] Geth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Ha, using the sink and scrubbing with the toothbrush.

You were joking, right? Right?

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 weeks ago

of course

how else would you wash it if not with a toothbrush?

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Yum, a garbage can full of shit wipes.

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

eating is not reccommended.

also youre supposed to put a bag so that its easier to take out without touching the shit. do you not know how garbage cans work or what? are they not used where you live? i'm genuinely curious.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I’m Oscar the motherfucking grouch.

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