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Anon wipes his ass
(lemm.ee)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
My house has four bathrooms and three bidets. My teenage son just won't get on board with having a clean ass.
Maybe he has a sensitive ass.
It's gentler than tp
Maybe he thinks touching his butthole would make him gay and a bidet would force him to wipe.