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Christmas = DEBUNKED (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by moonlake@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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checkmate Christians badeline-heh

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[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Santa is a wizard. I believe that answers all of the questions

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Uhm actually Santa is a sorcerer

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

naw santa spends 364 days a year doing spell prep for his one big showstopper moment, def a wizard

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Oh, sure, a spontaneous caster that spends all their time in a secluded tower definitely not studying spells. Not buying it

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

According to most research, Santa had his powers magically given to him without any effort and spends all year spying on people and finding reasons to not give gifts to the poor while running a factory fueled by slave labor. Not only is he a sorcerer, he's also bourgeoisie.