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[-] chappedafloat@lemmy.wtf 25 points 1 week ago

Be careful not to say anything positive about luigi because you're certainly going to end up on a priority list of people they are going to keep a lot of surveillance on. It's true, feds are terrified of people who seem inspired by things like this. If you say something really really nice about Luigi, the feds might even send you one of their female undercover agents to be your girlfriend for a while and spy on you.

[-] return2ozma@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago

I'm gay. She'll have no power. They better send a muscle zaddy instead.

[-] stefenauris@pawb.social 6 points 1 week ago

Where do I sign up for this?

[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

I can fix her~~

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Some dingdong on Lemmy messaged me to tell me that he had notified the FBI about a Luigi post I made. LOL sure bud.

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