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“Snowperson” and Other Updated Holiday Terminologies That Are Guaranteed To Incite Pointless Rage in Your Shitty Uncle (thehardtimes.net)

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[-] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 57 points 2 days ago

The highlight of the article is:

“Italian Rainbow Cookies = Luigi’s Cookies

Because in this house? Luigi is a hero. And, as respectfully as possible, a sex symbol. By “house” I mean whatever building I’m physically in when I see Italian Rainbow Cookies.”

[-] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 days ago

Idk, “Rudolph = ‘The Twink’” got me pretty good

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

I'm a pretty big fan of gay as well

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