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Cannibalism rule
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this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2024
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the funny thing is I'm being entirely serious. I need a heart transplant and if I survive I want to turn my old heart into burgers and share them with my girlfriend and boyfriend.
Would you be able to get your old heart tho? I don't imagine hospitals give back organs to people
the doctor said I can get it back. though it'd be in formaldehyde and after they did sciencey stuff on it, not sure if its still edible at that point. if eating it isn't an option I'll make pendants out of it. cut a part off and put it in a little glass vial.
Well I hope everything works out for you and you get to achieve that goal