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Switching teams in middle of a match!? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 months ago by LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 61 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Everyone's sex partners die afterwards, it just takes a while usually!

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 31 points 3 months ago

Some prefer them to be dead beforehand.

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 months ago

That's cold, man.

[-] Droechai@lemm.ee 18 points 3 months ago

Not if you heat them up from storage, you can actually have any temp you desire by using a meat thermometer

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

Sous-vide GF?

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Baby don't cryyyy

[-] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 18 points 3 months ago

You said this so confidently but just to ruin your day: not everyone's sex partners die afterwards.

this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2024

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