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[-] introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 65 points 3 months ago

As a bigender person, THIS IS THE WAY!

[-] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 62 points 3 months ago

Are you the one who stole my gender so you could have 2 and I could have none?

[-] introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Maybe.... depends. Is it good thing or bad thing?

[-] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago

Im quite happy without a gender! Couldn't imagine being any other way. So you'd be welcome to it

[-] introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 3 months ago

If that's so, yes, I stole it from you. It was me!

[-] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Thank you :) hope it makes you happier than it would've made me!

[-] introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago

Yes, it does I can be beautiful prince and beautiful princess at the same time

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 30 points 3 months ago

I didn't know humans could exhibit endianness

[-] SaintWacko@slrpnk.net 8 points 3 months ago

I'm glad I wasn't the only one to think that lol

[-] introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 months ago

Well yes whatever does that mean what I just read, of course I can do that!

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

It means you're simultaneously big and little.

[-] Zink@programming.dev 0 points 3 months ago

At first I read this as “big gender” rather than “bi gender.”

For a few fleeting moments, I thought we were headed into a totally different, and possibly uncomfortable, direction!

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 3 months ago
[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 48 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That was in The X files episode Gender Bender. Everytime they had sex with someone they turned into the opposite gender. Except all the sex partners died afterwards.

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 61 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Everyone's sex partners die afterwards, it just takes a while usually!

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 31 points 3 months ago

Some prefer them to be dead beforehand.

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 months ago
[-] Droechai@lemm.ee 18 points 3 months ago

Not if you heat them up from storage, you can actually have any temp you desire by using a meat thermometer

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

Sous-vide GF?

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Baby don't cryyyy

[-] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 18 points 3 months ago

You said this so confidently but just to ruin your day: not everyone's sex partners die afterwards.

[-] FairycorePhoebe@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 months ago

NGL, this was by far the worst episode of that show that I've seen. It kinda ruined my binge watching of the show for the first time and I didn't watch any more for a while. There was a lot of causal transphobia that I wasn't expecting. I'm aware that it wasn't specifically about trans people but the vibes were not good.

[-] alaphic@lemmy.world 41 points 3 months ago

Stop it Patrick, you're scaring the Republicans!

[-] VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Nah, they're into that. They just won't admit it publicly.

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 30 points 3 months ago

I've seen art of a shapeshifter that is exactly this situation.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 28 points 3 months ago

Ranma ½ without the cold water/hot water mumbo jumbo.

[-] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago

I'm afab nb and had a casual encounter with a straight male without explaining my gender. He was shitty about consent and I do take solace in the fact that I queered him without his knowledge.

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 months ago
[-] 8000gnat@reddthat.com 2 points 3 months ago

and you should be flattered

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 months ago

No, no, it's only gay if you ram your cock into them. Anything up until then is just foreplay, and ain't no gay in foreplay.

[-] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 months ago

As another user pointed out, anon may have ended up pegging his boyfriend.

[-] psud@aussie.zone 16 points 3 months ago

Surely the "victim" would be made bi, having started the event with a partner of opposite gender and finished with one of the opposite. Sort of a virtual threesome - just like a real threesome but without an actual third person

Quotes around 'victim' as they probably didn't notice, unless OOP was prepared and brought a prosthetic penis and wanted to be top

[-] nutsack@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

I wonder how many times this has happened to me

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 months ago

The ultimate bait-and-switch

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

Plot twist: they were closeted.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 2 points 3 months ago

Ok but in the middle of - you're pretty much just gonna have to do anal because mid PIV penetration his dick is now somewhere that doesn't exist. Which is another problem altogether

this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2024
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