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[-] Glide@lemmy.ca 71 points 4 weeks ago

I sit down every time I go to piss because it's one if the few places where I can be sure I'll be left alone. It's not about the piss. It's about the break.

[-] masterbaexunn@lemmy.world 49 points 4 weeks ago

It's also about not spraying piss all over my floor

[-] tacosplease@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago

Or having both hands for the phone, or not needing to blind yourself with a light in the middle of the night. So many reasons.

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

Mark your territory, boy.

[-] deathbird@mander.xyz 6 points 3 weeks ago

Someone doesn't just get followed into the bathroom I see.

[-] Glide@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

Thank fuck, tbh.

this post was submitted on 02 Jan 2025
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