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Anon's lacking pissing habits (lemmy.today)

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[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, I start the stream slow in the center, then move to the ceramic as I increase the pressure. As the stream weakens, I move to the center-back so I don't drip on the seat.

My wife wants me to sit down, but I sometimes sneak in a standing pee and she never notices w/ this strategy.

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